Why do you say kek? Can't you say cock?
>>25134415
I want her dick in me
>>25134442
she seems unimpressed by the size of your mouth
>>25134442
>her dick
Op, what's the point of this thread?
Evening all,
Any Brethren lurking 4chan at this ungodly hour? Report in!
>MM
>UGLE
>1386
>>25134412
Greetings. Didn't honestly thing I'd come across another member here.
>DC
>FUPA
>1766
>>25134457
To be honest, didn't think anyone would reply!
Forgive me Brother, I'm not familiar with FUPA?
So brothers when are we worshiping Satan?
Hello I'm new here, this is the place where we post what pisses us off in life or shitty things that happened to us right ?
w-weeellll... kind o-of... yes, yes, sure
Ok so my girlfiriend broke up with me a week ago and I feel like shit cause I miss her but on the other hand she was a bitch sometimes.
I was suspicious about her and I thought she was cheating on me, she wouldn't let me have her phone anymore, and when I walked into her room while she was texting she would immidetaly hide the phone.
I've had enough and I made an argument and she texted me that she's leaving
Also wtf I just looked on some other topics here this place is weird
>open browser
>all of humanity's knowledge is easily accessible
>I can learn about anything
>languages
>science
>history
>art
>technology
>all I have to do is ask
>type 4chan.org/r9k/ instead
>>25134328
It's the better option, you know it is.
>>25134328
>it is the end of the world as we know it
>and I feel fine
>>25134328
>not having /r9k/ bookmarked
Would you kill someone if murder was just a misdemeanor?
Yeah, starting with you friendo
* cocks shotgun *
pretty sure murder is a misdemeanor, bro
>>25134280
*dislikes your post*
>and what would like to drink with that?
>coke
>awe sorry we only have Pepsi! Is that alright?
>even better
>>25134234
>and what would you like on that
>pepperoni and sausage
>oh sorry we are out of sausage but have meatball
>even better
>Mr. Philmore, this is NOT genital herpes
>awesome
>Mr. Philmore, are you aware that you have a five inch nail pounded through your penis.
>even better
>yea I'll have the chicken tendie wrap
>mom: he'll have that GRILLED please
>oh sorry mam our wraps only come FRIED
>even better (fuck you mom)
Anyone else been alone in their rooms so long that you start to hallucinate and get weird schizo interests? Mine are caterpillars and Hermetic alchemy, I can't stop reading about them.
Why are those considered schizo interests?
>>25134233
I started reading about Hermticism and I think alchemy is actually supposed to be the chemical processes that happen within our bodies. You are what you eat. You gain strength by learning what foods and drugs are best to put into your body. Your body breaks down the chemicals in the food and drugs and completely transforms them into new substances that enrich your body and mind. Your body is the ultimate alchemist.
>>25135625
That's what the Hermeticists thought too, they thought that there was a direct relation between the mind, the body, and the world around us. As within, so without. They believed the mind reflected the world, so by discovering different chemical processes they were discovering how the mind and body worked as well. The philosopher's stone was supposed to be less of an actual physical stone, more of a profound truth that you discovered once you ascended high enough, that would give you eternal life. You can...
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>wakeup
>it was all a dream
>reality kicks back in
>>25134200
>wake up
>it was all just a nightmare
>tfw I dreamt of holding her hands tightly
hold me guys
Your 'feel' is pedestrian.
I've seen a dozen variations of this exact same thread. What's it like being so boring and cookie cutter that your most profound 'feels' have been regurgitated by a thousand other programmable humans?
What should i get my mom for christmas?
>>25134166
what does your mom like?
A big ol' bearhug
>>25134166
Are you ausbot shitposter?
In your darkest, most desperate moments in life, do you turn to /r9k/ or do you have someone else to turn to?
I have something else to turn to
>>25134153
I turn to r9k or r9k omegle. When that fails there's xanax. When that fails, there's nothing.
>>25134456
is that heroin?
>suicide is selfish
Can we all agree that suicide is actually incredibly brave and honourable?
>>25133992
>using a permanent solution for a temporary problem
why?
>brave
Yes
>honorable
Highly questionable and circumstantial
Why the fuck is it honorable if someone else has to pay to bury your shameful body
>tfw no gf
I just want a gf.
Is that too much to ask for?
>>25133950
You think you do, but you don't. I have a couple of friends that have dated annoying chubbies and even one legitimately hot grill. They always break off when they find someone more attractive, and waste your time and money in the meantime.
I have never met a woman I genuinely liked after I got to know them. Aside from my mother.
>>25134059
You fuck your mother?
I literally just want a 5/10, plain Jane gf, why am I condemned to this lonely life, I've lowered my standards and gotten fit
say you have access to a button that would automatically torture all living women on this earth and cause them great pain if you press it, would you actually press it?
i should also mention that nobody will ever find out about it and trace it back to you
Yes.
Sorry mom.
Of course I'd press it I'd fucking smash all day long. How is this even a choice. I don't even really hate women.
>>25133804
Are you kidding me? Of course I would.
I'm trying to figure out, why whites call blacks niggers. I mean, niggers are suppose to be people that steal are lazy ignorant and all of the above. But 99% of people on here fit that description. Also if we look back into time all we see is whites stealing things and statistically speaking whites have stolen more than blacks so wouldn't that mean you and the jews are the true niggers? I also don't get how you people can talk shit about normies when they are doing something with their lives you aren't. So who is the true "niggers"? Another thing...
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>>25133772
Blacks have never invented anything worth patenting, everything of worth in this world was created by white men.
You're welcome nigger
>why whites call blacks niggers
more interesting is why blacks call other blacks niggers
>But 99% of people on here fit that description
source?
>>25133797
So why is it theorized that thomas edison and benjamin franklin stole inventions from their slaves?
>>25133808
Because we made it into a term of endearment so we could get away from whites insulting us with a 300 year old joke.
Well, for one all you do is post on and lurk on here most of you are NEETs. Another thing is everyone on here expects a girlfriend to jump into their laps you don't wanna work for anything.
So robots, have any of you found a "cure" for sexuality? A way to completely purge your mind and body of sexual attraction/sex drive?
If so, please share your method
>pic unrelated
>>25133574
rape kids
>>25133574
Take hormones.
>>25133574
Suicide. Original suicide.