5 days left lads edition
First for I hope you all have a great Christmas
>>25126721
Fuck off you normie cunt, I hope everyone has something horrible happen this christmas. Nobody here deserves anything good, myself included.
>>25126721
Thanks lad, same to you
Why do so many girls have a daddy kink now, it's starting to become a normal thing. Not just calling a guy "daddy" but actually acting like a little girl? I don't get it.
They don't want to have the responsibility of their actions, so it's daddy's responsibility for their actions.
>>25124522
As compensation.
In a normal society, men would dominate and then they'd have sometimes, sometimes a little kinky sexy.
In our feminist matriarchy, women rule and men are always afraid of saying something "problematic" that ruins their entire life.
As a compensation, women want to be heavily tortured, dominated, humiliated and turned into a little infantile girl in the bedroom.
>>25124522
Because daddy issues is simply more prevalent nowdays. You have plenty of father's not in their daughter's life, and when they are they're abusive or neglectful a lot of the time. I've talked to a lot of girls, you'd be surprised at how often full fathers actually sexually abuse their daughters. This lives a hunger in their life, one that they seek other men to fill.
t. grill with daddy issues
give one good reason why you aren't gay
>>25115166
Vagina is better
T-they said no homo, right?
They think its gross.
*poor fags/basement dwellers need not apply
>constantly fighting the urge not to drink
>you try to buy meat in bulk but it always goes bad whether you cook it or not
>you are forever washing the same fucking plate
>>25115012
Hello OP.
I wish you to know that I derived the quartic formula for myself some weeks ago, and I posted this pic in (my) thread as filler, which is archived here:
https://warosu.org/sci/thread/7613239
>>25115129
>I wish you to know that I derived the quartic formula for myself some weeks ago
I explicitly forbade the participation of basement dwellers.
>>25115181
First floor apartment, family. Drove to the post-office in the car I own and dropped a bill in the mail like an adult just today. :^)
The only feel that I feel is the one about plates. That first one makes no sense to me.
The general problems, I suppose, are self-reliance and social taxation. I remember getting hit with some annoying car insurance adjustement, once. The amount wasn't the problem, but for whatever reason I expressly interpreted it as another bachelor tax.
Who /waitingforfinalstobegraded/ here?
Someone hold me
How are you feeling about your scores? I'm only waiting on one final grade now.
I really should David Foster Wallace myself, my grades were shite this semester
>fembots
>unifags
>normies
When did this board become facebook?
Do girls find it funny when you ironically pretend to be beta?
>>25087236
Depends on what you look like
(Blox blox)
>>25087236
>tfw can't be ironically beta because I'm literally beta instead
Yeah, I do it all the time at college. The ironic part is that they think I'm a Chad but in reality I'm just being myself.
Hey guys I don't go here often so I'm not sure which thread this should go in, but I just thought of a funny idea. Next time one of you guys does some horrible psycho shit that gets on the news, say "It's just a prank bro!" like to the police and shit lmao
oh hey hello the reddit
>>25046314
I'll admit I do browse reddit, but just think about the idea. Would it not be the funniest idea ever?
>>25046498
sage d the fuck out of u bruv
>redeem some winning lottery tickets at a CVS intending to buy more lottery tickets
>cashier asks me for a tip for cashing them
>know its probably a joke, but she sounds serious
>say no calmly
>endure some more smart talk
>take my money and go elsewhere to buy lottery tickets
>walk into bar to redeem $4 winner for $4 more lottery tickets
>bar tender gives me a 1x2 powerball ticket instead of the 2 single draw entries I asked for
>hand it back to him
>person behind me says "come on man you're never going to win the lottery"
>ignore, receive correct ticket, win my money back again for matching the power number
>buy bottled juice drink at a liquor store
>as I'm paying, remember they sell lottery tickets and as for some
>hear someone behind me say 'ay yo, you think you're gonna win? Gonna share it with me. Why you ignoring me? its cause I'm mexican, huh?"
>don't feed the troll, don't even look at troll, quickly shove change and lottery tickets into pocket, take my juice and leave.
>walk through gas station holding lottery tickets I just bought there
>hear a woman just out of my field of vision ask "can you help me out with some money"
>[skip ad]
>"thanks for acknowledging me, asshole"
Unrelated to lottery but worth mentioning again:
>sitting at table outside mini market eating a cookie and drinking bottle of tea
>lady begs for money
>say no
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO YOU JUST BOUGHT THAT FOO0D!"
>keep pokerfacing calmly, didn't even look at her to begin with
>goes away after 15 seconds or so
Tbh I prefer to buy lotto tickets at vending machines, and I never give people money ever, wouldn't change if I actually won the lottery, though I could anonymously donate to charities, not actual people person-person.
>>25138738
>playing the lottery
Literally throwing your money away lmao
>>25138904
>being a wageslave
Literally throwing your life away lmao
>>25138738
Good job not letting people walk all over you, anon. I had to learn to not be such a pushover and it can be hard but sometimes you just gotta say no.Or passively not make eye contact and ignore them
>p-please don't bully me, anon...
Bite her right in the cunt.
>>25138683
LORDE!
Very original right?
Lets see that girlpussy
>December 21st, 2015
>Xontobre 52st, 4012
>>25138437
Haha nice try nigglet, but i know for sure its still 2009, sucker.
youth is gone
>This will be a partner activity, so find someone you can work with
>>25138414
>"ITS A PRANK BRO"
-_-
>>25138414
>be at community college
>english 101 class
>homework was to write a rough draft
>ok ive set you up in groups so you guys can discuss and read your papers
>i get up and walk out
>never came back
>>25138451
Kek, I would do the same m8.
>When it's your turn, stand up, introduce yourself, and say one interesting thing about you
>tfw female coworker is always sitting next to you & always trying to talk to you
>>25138290
Molest her
>>25138290
implying this is a problem, faggot
Fart and blame her.
Official fedoracore beverages list:
>milk
>juice
>soda
>energy drinks
>water
>craft beer
>wine
>cocktails
>tea
Reminder that all of these are liquid autism.
What is it you drink then, superior one?
>>25138219
i spot the retarded coffee drinker
>hur durr look how manly i am because i drink this bitter black shit
>>25138257
dr pepper
How do you love a woman who's "sexually liberated"? How are you supposed to look in her eyes and feel any romantic connection at all?
her past what made her the present day that she is. The same present day person that you fell in love with. If you can't overlook someone's past then you are just limiting yourself to foolish notions of love and companionship
>>25138207
>vagina equiped devils actually think anyone will buy this Buffalo shit
>>25138158
develop a cuck fetish? its not hard if u try.
Normal fags thing they're being edgy when they spoil the new Star Wars. Why don't they actually be assholes and spoil The Hateful Eight for everyone?
obligatory Quentin farts
Milking freaks and popping butt cheeks.
>>25138264
Wtf does this mean?
>inb4 it's a spoiler
No, it's not I just watched the movie.