Why aren't you a truck driver yet?
>pays good money
>you get to see the world
>almost no normies
It's the perfect robot profession
>>25139847
the pay is shit and you die an early death from sitting all the time
>>25139881
why wpuld you want to live longer?
Truckers make shit money, what the fuck are you talking about?
>have to pay for your own gas
>body goes to shit from eating garbage at truck stops
>body goes to shit from sitting all day
>lot lizards will enter your truck and steal shit while you're away/sleeping
>if you have a family your wife will probably cheat/leave you
Robots, why don't you use tinder?
Every match you get is because they are attracted to the way you look, the foundation of any sexual relationship
They have no information on you, you can create yourself as who ever you like to be
Each message you receive should be a confidence boost showing she wants to converse more
All im saying is you sit at home in front of a screen anyway, why not use the oppertunity to play a game of life with real, beneficial rewards??
i never got one match, and i swiped yes for everybody
>>25139788
Most people don't even use it too meet anyone. I was naive enough to try to use it to find someone I could actually connect with.
I got a fair amount of matches and quite a few phone numbers, facebook adds, etc.
Many of them agreed to meet with me, to go out to various places.
All of them bailed at the last minute. Every single one. A variety of excuses were made.
It might be something I was doing wrong, but I don't think your average girl would give me her number if I came off as creepy....
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1. i dont want to be outed as a desperate tinder loser
2. i dont think id actually want to spend time with anyone who actually uses tinder
Are there shills who are paid to post things here about hating yourself and giving up?
>>25139732
I really doubt it. I don't see the return on investment in shitposts.
>>25139749
Who knows what makes people money anymore.
What does it matter for anyway, whether it is true or not? Life is not worth it.
)^:
How do I make myself sleep /r9k/
Drink a fifth of whiskey
>>25139690
If I Knew, I wouldn't be posting in this thread.
Just fucking reply to me
Mental illness is just a meme.
People with schizophrenia or bipolar are just different from everyone else and they shouldn't be on medication for that. The only reason you get things like violence and suicide from mental illness is because the pharmaceutical industry treats "being different" as a disease, something that's wrong with the brain. The truth is there is nothing wrong with so-called "mental illnesses". People are depressed because they see the world in a negative way, which is a valid viewpoint from their experiences. If you talk...
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>>25139593
You obviously haven't seen a bad case of schizophrenia. They simply can't function.
>>25139637
Opened the thread to literally write that. There is the spectrum, and then there are the real deals.
>>25139637
I have met many, they are all on anti-psychotics that fry their brain.
>tfw my only friend's girlfriend of two years just confessed her love to me
what the fuck do I do /r9k/?
>couple years ago, really depressed
>eating alone at some shitty fast food when this cute girl sits next to me with her tray
>5'8 pale skinned native american girl, big perky tits and quite slim
>leans into me, sniffs my shoulder and tells me i smell like pine trees
>blushes,...
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nigga like u expect me to read this shit like nigga haha this the fucking bible
tl;dr
>heart is pumping, realize how cute and energetic she is
>fumble for my phone, hands can't get into my pocket because I'm kind of excited
>she giggles and says "here!"
>jams her fucking hand right into my pant pocket right next to my throbbing dick
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>feel really conflicted about her, she's such a great person and I love her, but at the same time I'm afraid of losing her
>she wakes up eventually, scorns me for letting her sleep through two trains, then sighs and says she loved the nap anyways so it's alright
>i feel so confused about being friends or trying to take things further that i never do anything
>couple months later, introduce her to my only other friend
>he's...
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>need a break from my vidya session so I go take a shit
>Write down some bullshit to make a thread on r9k while on the toilet
>It's a thinly veiled bait thread
>>>25132725
>Anyone with an IQ over 80 should see that this is just bait
>Check hours later if someone actually responded
>the...
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>>25139541
Ehh.
Good job, I guess?
Some one have that gold star thingie that says "you tried" on it? Give it to OP.
>>25139541
Nice one OP.
Fucking genius
i replied to the thread because i saw someone brought up ps4. i'm not used to having console discussions on /r9k/, so thanks OP
>tfw you will never be on the other end of this table
But I will be face-down in her end, as soon as they leave.
>>25139538
Why would I be even remotely attracted to some slut with dyed blonde hair with half her boobs popping out of her slutty t-shirt? Why would I be attracted to some vapid white girl who's ego is as a big as someone who think's they're a god? Gross.
>>25139631
>dyed hair
>what are dark natural roots
Has anyone managed to make friends or get gf from /r9k/?
Do we still have contact threads, regional meetups, and zee maps? Or does all that shit go on in offshot skype groups now.
I met a few people from here before like 1-2 years ago, had an alright time hanging out, but I guess I'm too boring, socially autistic, socially lazy, or all of the above because even though we mutually expressed interest in getting together again, never met up with people more than a few times.
I heard some girl met up with a robot and he pushed her dwn and almost raped her
Kek
>meeting up with anyone on /r9k/ with no prior communication
>expecting it to be fun
I had a boyfriend from /r9k/.
I loved him, and I still do. I miss him every single day, and in the eleven months since he left, all I've wanted is for him to come back to me.
>>25139636
I met up with a couple of blokes from r9k
it actually was fun but that's because they weren't autistic virgins
Weed just makes the act of thinking so much more awesome. You can feel making decisions, and mental hangups untangling.
It just helps me be less of a sperg and sometimes clean the house. And it gives me an appetite but not the full blown munchies. It just makes me want to eat.
>>>/cancer/
get outta here
bro imagine that being your entire life and not having to smoke weed to get there
quads in the first 10 replies and I an hero before Christmas
>>25139492
rollingRAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE ORIGINIOLLY
basically attention seeking cause quads are unlikely as fuck
Do it in front of your mom and dad lol
Guys I just turned 29, I decided this year I will get my own apartment so I can buy a fursuit.
I can't wait
>>25139478
>so I can buy a fursuit
Which kind? I hope it's not something like a wolf or a fox. There's way to many of those.
Try thinking outside of the box and get a weevil suit or maybe a hook worm.
A hook worm suit should be easy to make on your own too.
Pic related. It's a hook worm.
>>25139478
I got my own apartment and started living out without any help at 18 years of age. Where have you been all of your life?
>>25139663
Supporting my mother financially
What are your daily struggles r9k?
Mine are
>dealing with an opiate addiction
>selling drugs and being looked down on by society
Being self-aware
>my cat is always really hungry and I have to feed him wet food like 12+ times a day
is this normal?
my other cat isn't like this
also I'm an addict too OP but I wouldn't call that a struggle, in my case
I don't care if you sell drugs but opiate addicts are usually scum. Not gonna make assumptions about you OP though because I'm trying, really trying hard not to hate the drugs themselves.
Holy shit guys, can you actually believe there are women out there with breasts SMALLER than C?
Ahahahaha
>>25139307
/g cup/ checking in. Shit gives me back pain, not cute tbqh.
>>25139340
Not trying to be offensive but are they fat-tits or tit-tits? Important nuance.
>J cup GF
her back always hurts but feelsgoodman
So then the wagecuck tells me he has to get to bed to be up early in the morning...
...and its only 10pm!
Hahaha! You've gotta be kidding! How can you call yourself a man when your life is totally dictated by your boss like that?
>>25139287
Jokes on you this time, parasite.
On paid vacation all week.
Made plans to eat breakfast with my NEET friend.
So then morning comes and he was nowhere to be found.
Turns out he could not wake up on time due to staying up till 4am shitposting on an anime image board!