Post songs and movies boys will never understand.
Lets go fellow fembots!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMCMlNyySvo
>>25141217
>I feel the need to mention my gender so I can get attention
Please discharge your car battery's capacitor.
>>25141255
>posting in a fembot thread because you want the attention of a female so badly.
lol
I'd like to contribute, despite being a man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
I feel like this song accurately refers to the males on this board.
>"Why so shy anon? Got a small penis or something? hahahaha come on anon, we all noticed your scared of girls, whats the matter?"
>>25141213
WHY DONT U LOOK AT IT AND FIND OUT
I'm not shy, you all just seem like a bunch of degenerate sluts who have sucked multiple cocks each. I just don't want to catch anything like an STD breathing in the same air as you.
>>25141213
I don't want to be false accused of rape by any of you, so I'm keep my distance especially now since you all clearly look intoxicated.
I'm sure many of you remember this.
You may know that Alexa's instagram was found, but you're curious to know what happened to Garrett. I went through Alexa's followers on instagram and found exactly one guy named Garrett.
He's a total fucking Chad now. Will posts pics if enough of you are interested.
>>25141098
actually interested asf senpai.anon
A fedora-wearing 110% autismo dancer, what's the worst that could happen with time... Right, guys?
>>25141098
The reason most don't know of what happened with Garrett Noga was due to mods deleting the findings when they were posted.
He is not a chad per say. But he moved on.
>when 9 girls you know are having kids
>im 20
>>25141005
>26
>Almost everyone you went to high school with has multiple children.
>7 of the girls you know were impregnated by the same guy who was the biggest Chad in high school.
>All of them seriously thought Chad would commit to them if they got pregnant.
>All 7 of them told me that Chad didn't commit and it destroyed them.
>All...
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why is this generation so for abortion but when it comes time to do it they don't
>>25141005
Damn I just watched that movie for the first time today and then immediately see a gif of it on this board. What a strange coincidence.But those don't exist, in this narrator's opinion.
Where are the popular kids from your highschool now?
I went to Sidwell so they're probably rich and successful due to nepotism.
>>25140956
Dropped out of proper 4 year colleges or never went there at all.
Hell if I know, I don't keep track of them.
I don't even know what the few friends I had back then are doing now.
*finds out where robot lives*
*Breaks into robot's house and sees robot with it's chicken tender encrusted fingers and stained shirt frozen in fear*
*grab's robot by it's greasy unwashed hair and drags it kicking and REEEEing out of it's house*
*Drags it into the center of town and strips it so everyone can see its bloated misshapen body*
*Whole town starts laughing and spitting on the robot*
*Starts kicking the shit out of it so it bleeds*
*Show everyone it's disgusting search history, 4chan posts, and image folders of taboo porn*
*Print...
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>>25140925
this should make you robots feel bad
>>25140925
*twists a cruel mocking visage of at robots*
>>25140925
Good.. Good.. When would you start?
Having another mental breakdown again, but the last time I asked /r9k/ for help, it was 500 posts of "give up," "stop trying," etc, but I have nowhere else to go. I think I'd rather have you guys break my spirits again than deal with this pressure in my skull. I don't wanna talk about it. Just please, tell me to give up.
I think we should all die. The human is a flawed animal that thinks too much and at the same time thinks too little.
Putting a hole in your head would relieve the pressure.
>>25140970
I'm not suicidal. I'm depressed. Tell me to give up instead.
>Be me
>20 year old NEET Virgin
>Start browsing /r9k/
>Holy fuk this is what I am and heading further into
>Now 21 years old
>Started Uni and got a 4.0 so far
>Made tons of friends
>Have Q.T asian gf
>Dropped 40 lbs
>Life is awesome
>Still...
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>>25140868
Damn negro. That's mean. I like you. Continue your way out of NEEThood. I'll go back to dwelling in my parent's house.
>>25141000
Thanks robot and congratulations on the trips.
>>25141000
got the full video of that?
Normie? Or robot
http://www.16personalities.com/
>INTJ
>Normie Tier
Good jape, lad!
>Be me
>Be ESFP
>Literally describing everything I am
>Realize there are people that aren't as lucky as me
>>25140821
more like reddit-tier
>reading about schizophrenia symptoms
>mrw I recognise a number of them in myself
>>25140728
Did you check the hypochondria symptoms first?
>>25140753
/thread
mr robot
>>25140728
>mfw I think I'm starting to talk to my self
How do we make /b/ great again?
>>25140705
Been here since the beginning, /b/ was always shit.
>>25140734
This.
/b/ was never great, you fucking teenager.
>>25140734
This when will you dumbasses finally realize this?
"Nerd" culture is cancer incarnate. Someone, please recommend me a patrician hobby.
>>25140655
Ars Magica, the tabletop game of kings.
>>25140655
reading
i make bombs but thats not really patrician
Cooking.
There's a lot of variety so it'll keep you entertained for a while.
Does anyone else visit other boards just to trade for new pepes? I see myself as a merchant propelling the lifeblood of 4chan commerce.
>>25140647
I don't even see pepes on the other boards I visit, so no. Please stay on /b/ newfag.
>>25140647
I've found the boards with the most pepes for sale are /tv/ and /g/. /b/ sucks as a place but it's occasionally worth a look. I might start checking out /trash/
>>25140669
>>reddit.com
^ Is this the other board you visit?
ITT: we hit on people in here and try and get GFs and BFs
i literally look like elliot rodger except more DESIGNATED with an even shittier personality
reply to this post if you want a fucking pathetic bf
>>25140472
hey ur cute
>>25140506
hey ur cute
>>25140472
always thought i was good looking/well-adjusted at high school, was a chad etc. University environment fucked with my social standing and i cant seem to make any friends here. Used to having lots of female friends, cant get any now because they all assume that youre trying to fuck them, cos of this i have no gf despite trying, help me fembots youre my only hope.
calling all virgin fembots
I am an 8/10 chad who's offering to take your virginity for free, with some conditions.
You will get a picture of me for bragging rights to raise social status.
You must wash beforehand.
I will not wear a condom so get some feminine protections.
You may get tied up/slapped/buttfucked at some point, don't be surprised.
Finally you will get either a 10 minutes mandatory cuddle after if i have to go, or all night cuddle if i sleep at yours.
Pic related is me
Proposition me
>>25140456
I hope this is bait
otherwise you are unnaturally autistic
Chad doesn't cuddle
HEY EVERYONE THIS GUYS A PHONY
>>25140541
you're an autist if you think cuddling after sex isnt feel good. Plus it makes chance for second fuck