Femanons:
You are assigned a robot. You have to teach them to trap, and how to get a boyfriend.
If your trap robot gets a straight (not gay, not bi) boyfriend, and is fucked by them, you will get a million dollars.
Could you accomplish this?
How?
this thread is homosexual
can i be the first test subject?
>>25142886
>If your trap robot gets a straight (not gay, not bi) boyfriend, and is fucked by them, you will get a million dollars
Yeah, I think a perfectly straight guy would be turned of by my benis
>Gaiafags make up a very large fraction of current "oldfag" 4chan users now.
Jesus christ, are you talking about Gaia Online?
Does that shit still exist?
Tumblrs and redditors will be the oldfags of 2020if this place is still alive, of course
>>25142873
lol, they're gonna do it in 2016
>the end is neigh
would you kiss a cute girls feet?
Yes. I love feet. they're so pretty and aesthetically pleasing
>>25142789
No, I'm not a footpleb.
I'd do that and a lot more.
What are you listening to, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0gAxuvo5rc
Pic unrelated.
>>25142788
her big fat ass i wanna rub my face on it.
>>25142788
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ujWa3EDygdg
>>25142805
She's fukken adorable, m8.
Also, listening to this now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHfi4kGPFvc
Ask a girl anything.
>>25142624
To leave.
>>25142635
Fucking kek.
Op,how does it feel to know that your entire worth is based on nothing more than the hole between your legs?
OP, how does it feel that you have just triggered an entire board of autistic manchildren, simply because you're a woman?
I imagine it feels fairly satisfying.
>tfw every thread I make dies instantly if I don't mention my gender
I just want to be a guy for a day to know what it's like to get attention
Say something interesting then. Or bait without your gender.
Only threads where I state I'm a black girl can I get 300+ replies. The rest are ignored.
...I'm female too and I don't know if this is a troll post or not but, I mean like... that's exactly what it's like to be a guy... TO NOT GET ATTENTION. Unless they're super clever and know how to russle jimmies.
I treat my bitches like shit and you flower them with betaness. I get laid and you don't. --Chad
like we really even give a fuck
>>25142388
thank you chad for telling me what girls i should avoid
>>25142417
>hurr durr I don't even care that women find the thought of fucking me repuslive
Omegle thread - webcamless autists edition.
How the fuck do people get nudes, let alone find women on that fucking website?
Seriously. I don't think it's possible. How do you do it?
>>25142294
>He doesn't pretend to be the girl
>>25142336
How else do you see titties?
>be black
>like anime and vidya
>tfw literally no qt black gf to go to anime conventions and cosplay with
I'm black and I use to like dressing up in cosplay and have my bf fuck me outside
>>25142239
>>25142259
i hope you two hook up and leave the rest of us alone.
>>25142239
I'll be your black qt gf
What would you fuckers even do for a date/on a date if a girl said yes to being asked out?
>>25142207
I don't know I figured I would ask them out for a quick lunch and maybe a walk.
Joke's on you, OP
I've never asked a girl to go on a date!
>>25142229
>a walk.
WRONG
It would seem my control is slipping, I am not as stable as I once thought.
I believe myself to be slipping into some form of madness, my dreams are getting more and more twisted with each passing moon and I no longer hold the restraint I once did.
I have begun what I think will be my inevitable downfall, not even meditation is helping me clear my mind.
What do you do to maintain any form of control, /r9k/?
>>25142168
Sounds to me like a massive lifestyle overhaul is in need.
What do I mean by this? Your current way of life, how you spend your time...change it as much as possible. Little steps so as not to overwhelm yourself. Sounds like an existential crisis to me.
Resistance only makes it harder.
In the end you don't really have much control, and things seem to go amazingly better when you give it up and just go with the flow.
>>25142196
I have become more violent than I believed, I'm attempting to continue my facade of a kind person yet I keep retracting to my primal self.
I hurt the ones I love, I hurt the people I do not know, and I hurt myself in the process.
I just wanted to be a writer, a philosopher.
Is this the price to pay?
>19 years old
>First job at mcdonalds
>working in the kitchen
>every female co worker in her 20s...
>...already has a kid
Jesus fucking christ, its real.....I didnt think it could get any worse, these bitches literally are fucking chads left and right and they already have kids. 2 of them were single mothers already.
And no it wasnt a Mcdonalds in the ghetto, the area is pretty white.
I hoped and thought...
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>>25142164
College is open season for normies
Damn I mean you're a 19 year old so it's easy to get upset. That was my first job too, and that shit was terrible. The girls there were poor (obviously because they still work at McD's), and had a predisposition to teen-pregnancy and pregnancy out of wedlock.. I mean that's my guess. Anyway, yeah, it gets better in college or just about anywhere else. If you're looking for a McGF then I'm sorry for you.
>>25142164
I work for the government. 30 out of 32 coworkers are women. All 30 have kids. 19 of them are single mothers who got pumped and dumped by Chads. 6 of them married betas who have no kids. Their ages range from early 20s to late 40s. It gets a lot worse. Oh and 8 of them are obese.
>tfw no tuko calling, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, kanin picking, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, jeepney driving, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>mfw I see a flip 'woman'
Seriously they're disgusting and smell like rotten coconut.
Add "Miss Universe winning" OP
>>25142256
This robot gets it. What's with the rotten balut obsession?
>Don't lose hope
Don't loose the rope, if you do you won't be able to kill yourself.
>>25142079
God, this makes me fucking sad.
I actually loved Sailor Moon when I was a kid. I spent a lot of time alone as a child...I spend a lot of time alone now. For some reason, that show always comforted me.
>>25142112
did you watch it in jap or eng?
How do I get into drugs?
What's the strongest drug you've taken?
Is it worth it?
>make friends that like to party and do drugs
>Ketamine
>yes
>>25142075
global rule 1
As said, make friends with people who party.
Strongest drug I've taken is LSD.
>inb4 week cuck
Very worth. Hallucinogens are the bomb diggity.