>7th grade science class
>teacher calling on kids to read from textbook according to seating
>worried you're gonna read "organism" as "orgasim"
>don't get called on
close call
>>25147527
>you must be 18 or older to post here
MODS UNDERAGE V& SAGE SAGE SAGE
>>>/trash/ >>>/lgbt/
>>25147571
>announcing you are saging a thread
Enjoy the ban, friendo.
>when it's your turn to read and you have a curse word
>avoiding 4chins for the past 2 weeks because star wars spoilers
>finally saw it last night
>loved it
>came back to talk about rey with my friends
>everyone hated her
what
>>25147460
terrible actress in a terrible film - where was the originality. the phantom menace, however terrible had more
What did you like about it and was it better than the prequels, how do you rate it? I plan on seeing it eventually but don't want to spend money on movies so I'll wait for the dvdrip
>>25147505
It's definitely better than the prequels. It's a very fun and enjoyable movie, the pacing is better than the prequels, the writing is better, the action is better, the characters are more realistic and fleshed out (I didn't really like Rey's character but the other ones are great), it's visually more interesting because they're actually acting on SETS instead of just greenscreens.
It's not high cinema but it's a fun watch. A little heavy on "quips" I guess?...
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Dear fembots,
you have shared this board with us for quite some time now and are generally exepted here. You make threads, you post, you discuss your own issues and we mostly tolerate you. It makes me quite happy to see us get along well.
You should, however, never forget that true robot feels are exclusive to males. You will never expirience the same hardships as we do, nor can you really comprehend the soul-crushing loneliness that real robots feel.
So please; support other robots wherever you can, give advice and talk to other users on this board. But *never* assume...
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>t. cuck
no they are not welcome
most of them probably thought
>ah here we go again
>limp wristed fag needs me
>ill post my tits then let chad fuck me
>tehee
>>25147448
I wish shit like this would get stickied
>>25147448
>b-but muh super sekrit club!
You sound like such an insufferable faggot
>you're someone she talks to, leans on and trusts
>chad eats her share of pizza, leaving only the crusts
>you always surprise her with such thoughtful gifts
>when she falls asleep, chad staples her tits
>you dream up new ways to win her true love
>she screams as chad bites the head off the dove
>you try really hard to impress her dadComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
top kek with the gay ending
>your finally excited she answered your calls
>while chad gaped her open, dipping his balls.
>>25147453
>anon keks at a post on the chan
>Chad slams her up and down in his van
Who here /losthisfriendsbutdoesntcareanymore/?JUST
>having friends in the first place
normans coming in to reign on our parade all the damn time now
>>25147405
>implying you didn't have friends in elementary school
In elementary school, autism is funny and nothing is awkward.
A guy passed by me yesterday and said to me "Enjoy life, brother". He was so happy, it actually restored my faith in humanity quite a bit.
Like how the fuck do you even get to go to Arby's? I always see their commercials and the food looks beyond delicious but we never go there.
I usually go to dinner with my family but my family always picks Bob Evans or Cracker Barrell.
I feel like killing myself. Life is so unfair.
>>25147219
Id kill for some Bob Evan right now, fuckin hungry
You could just, you know, go there yourself.
>>25147238
I don't know where it is and I need help with transportation and ordering
A philosopher asked Buddha: `Without words, without the wordless, will you you tell me truth?'
The Buddha kept silence.
The philosopher bowed and thanked the Buddha, saying: `With your loving kindness I have cleared away my delusions and entered the true path.'
After the philosopher had gone, Ananda asked the Buddha what he had attained.
The Buddha replied, `A good horse runs even at the shadow of the whip.'
Nansen saw the monks of the eastern and western halls fighting over a cat. He seized the cat and told the monks: `If any of you say a good word, you can save the cat.'
No one answered. So Nansen boldly cut the cat in two pieces.
That evening Joshu returned and Nansen told him about this. Joshu removed his sandals and, placing them on his head, walked out.
Nansen said: `If you had been there, you could have saved the cat.'
A monk asked Tozan when he was weighing some flax: `What is Buddha?'
Tozan said: `This flax weighs three pounds.'
What a crock of shit
should black girls be allowed to be robots? they're not highly desirable among men, and when they are they're in denial about it. not a black girl posting, i'm a guy who's seen black girl threads, and it seems they could be miserable like us. even ugly white girls can get chads (somehow, i've seen it). but literally a guy will choose an ugly white girl over a 7-8/10 black girl. so no white whores.
All races of guys are attracted to me, im mulatto so this might not apply but seriously attractive girls of any race get attention
i like how the "attractive" black girls are pretty much just tanned white people these days
Pretty much anyone who isn't extroverted can be a robot. The end. It's this simple.
Plus if we were this elitistic about who can and can not be a robot, Indians would be the winners because they are the least desired ethnicity.
Black women follow right after that.
> wake up
> piss, eat, go on the internet, bored already
tfw I do my entire day in 20 minutes
>>25147083
allright get an occupation
>>25147083
Welcome to NEET life! You made it!
>>25147166
I apply for multiple jobs daily, nobody wants me
It's the season of giving robots, why not gift one another something we want. General wish list thread.
>>25146995
I wish you happiness this festive season
>>25147036
And I to you anon
>>25146995
I wish you a /comfy/ 2016 anon
>gf found my pepe folder
>asks what the fuck is wrong with me
>says she doesn't know who I am anymore
What the fuck, is it that big of a deal?
go away stupid FBI guys
the joke is over go HOME!
>gf
I think you're lost, friendo
She probably found it unimpressive.
Get more rares op.
Thought you guys might like this
Convo I had with some Tumblr slut
Used snapchat because I had to white out something
Text to appease the memebot belongs here
More text created with the sole purpose of appeasing the memebot.
Fluffy Abuse Thread
Tell me how i did on my first OC
>>25146887
Need more fluffy abuse OC
can you explain what this is?
I'm not reading that shit.
On a further note, don't create that sort of thing.
>tfw you no longer want a gf because you realized women are nothing more than retarded parasites
>>25146838
Sage, I hope.
I just want a cute thin bf that has similar interests to me. btw I'm a boy
How did it take you so long
hey robots, what do you think of this? Are you just being a passive-agressive guy who got friendzoned?
>>25146712
She obviously knows more than most people, everyone else is just a narcissistic fascist and knows nothing of politics
>>25146712
She probably is an ignorant bitch who knows nothing and said this repeating by hearth some shit she read on the internet only because she was raging, but she's right
sorry senpaitachi
Why does she put quotation marks around her entire post?