Have you ever seen someone on 4chan you knew in real life?
>>25161037
No but I met a 16 year old off Omegle and fucked her up the ass in a hotel room.
>>25161037
No but i saw a guy in starbucks go on 4chan. Thought to myself how I wouldn't talk to any of you if I knew what you looked like.
>>25161063
I'm gonna need that full story in greentext format.
>be 19
>back home from college
>family is catholic
>browsing /b/ (edgyasf)
>leave thread open about anons bullying a girl who aborted her child
>go to bathroom
>come back and dad had read some of the thread
>starts ranting at me about being a bad person etc etc
>ignore and continue shitposting...
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If they were Catholic shouldn't they have supported the bullying?
>>25161071
The anons were telling the girl to kill herself.
That ain't shit, my dad posts on 4chan, he started browsing 4chan and leddit after digg went to shit. He's like 52 years old and I'm 25.
He mostly posts on /tv/, /sci/ and /g/ afaik. We at least have a mutual understanding that we never, ever speak when we recognize each other's posting style (I recently recognized him defending JJ Abrams) and never speak about anything on imageboards IRL.
Here is a nice painting. My boyfriend doesn't love me, my mom doesn't either, I won't ever get into Cambridge, I'm stuck with my eating disorder, can't do shit because of it even though I try very hard to get better, I can't communicate with people, and most of you would probably hate me because I'm a girl or because I'm just a very despicable human being.
How do I kill myself ?
>Is on an iphone
I suggest fire
>>25160985
>I won't ever get into Cambridge
poor you
jump in front of a train
though make sure to take a pic of it and post it here first
>gift exchange at work
>get paired with guy I've never got along with
>I'm the loner of the office
>nice old lady that sits next to me tells me she overheard him telling people he's going to get me a book on how to make friends and get a gf
>his wife and daughter died in a car accident over a year ago
>I buy him a book on how to find a wife and another book on how to conceive...
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>>25160835
brutal
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So it's funny when he does it to you but not when you do it to him?
Your office needs to learn how to handle the bantz
>>25160835
If there were any men in the office they'd think that was hilarious.
>have thin as fuck walls
>I can literally hear it downstairs if someone takes a piss
>just a light swtich flicking under me is loud as fuck
>parents literally spend all morning and night being as loud as possible
>they sit in their room and it sounds like they are just throwing heavy shit at the floor
>when my dad moves around and does shit it literally sounds like I'm outside of an Iraqi...
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Should move out then
/thread
>>25160833
I'm guessing you don't live in California if you think that's a good suggestion
>>25160833
Do you realize how hard it is to work being under a constant barrage of PTSD and sleep deprivation? When they capture terrorists they shoiuldnt even send them to Gitmo bay they should just make them come live here
I'm posting this here because I can think of nowhere else to turn. I feel most comfortable on this board, so I feel you guys will have something to offer.
I'm tired of being a robot. I'm tired of having 0 friends. Tired of spending all my days and nights alone. I just want at the least a friend to share my life with. To do stuff with almost daily. How do I do this? How do I get a friend? How do I make it known to others that I'm seeking friendship? I'm just so sick of being alone.
Normie scum. Git out you shitmaster.
>>25160775
>wants to have friends
kill yourself failed normie
>>25160792
>>25160832
Now that reddit has voiced their opinions can someone help me? I don't want to be a robot anymore. I want to have friends...
>this creature has been laid before and you haven't
let that sink in for a moment
>>25160744
>caring about someone else getting laid
>caring about getting laid
Wipe the sweat from your dirty brow and go find a job.
>>25160744
>getting laid isn't about physical appearance it's about how well you can lie to women to make them think you're not a degenerate weaboo
>>25160744
It's not like he got to fuck a 8/10 even.
Hey, wagecucks, look at the time. Isn't it getting pretty late? You better head to bed so you can be well rested and work hard for Mr. Goldstein tomorrow.
Go on wagecucks, take your ZZZquil and lie down. I'll be here browsing /r9k/ and drinking Vanilla Coke.
Night night
How's your bank account going along, NEETCuck?
Better take a shower as well or mommy won't give you good boy points
Goodnight.forever
I'm actually working right now.
>tfw rose gold iPhone 6s+ 128gb
Who here phone?
On a scale of 1-10 how much do you hate money, dignity and masculinity?
>need an external device to read SD
I was almost jealous for a moment
as it stands my shitty korean budget phone can still do more lmfao
>>25160804
It cant even read an sd card?
Even my 30 dollar burner can do that.
Is it possible to be happy without a SO?
If yes, how?
>>25160663
You could pursue a passion or interest. The only other option I see is finding a lifelong best friend to share life's moments with.
>>25160663
That's the problem for me though, I've fulfilled all my wants/needs. Travel, good hobbies, nice car. Fuck I should be more thankful but I have everything I need. I know I sound like a spoiled brat but I just can't get a GF.
>>25160738
I hate to say it, but it sounds like you won't be happy until you find someone to share life with. I suggest starting by finding a REALLY good friend. But I wouldn't know how to find a friend. I have 0 friends as well. Best of luck pal. I'm rooting for you.
>No qt chubby gf to smoke weed and cuddle with after a brutal day of work
I'm such a fuck up. What the fuck am I even doing.
>>25160654
wow she is very pretty and I like her large breasts
>>25160654
>tfw no qt chubby gf totake to the gym and exercise with and then have hot sweaty sex when you get home
>>25160654
>tfw I have a qt chubby gf to smoke weed and cuddle with after a brutal day of work
my mummy says i can buy a usb controller for my computer tomorrow. I want to get one that isnt fucking $60 though.
can you guys recommend something for me?
http://gaming.logitech.com/en-us/product/f310-gamepad
I use this one and I like it
>>25160697
That looks great, thanks anon.
>>25160644
fucking alphagrip, you'll never look back. I sure didn't.
>keeping worrying that people will think i'm gay or asexual or a pedo because i have never had gf
Don't care what people think of you. Just keep doing you
people probably think this about me. I don't see why I'd care either way, honestly. I have no reputation to maintain and it might be what's stopping them from bugging me about it.
>believe it or not not hideous
>not overweight
>some visible muscle but nothing /fit/
>quiet guy
>succubi keep showing interest because I'm blind to their advances
hehe
Go on and fucking post it, I dare you. It's almost that time for the nightly NEET thread where they laugh at us wagecucks and talk about how we should be going to bed soon.
I fucking want you to post it because I'm this fucking close to ending it all and it might just send me over the edge to see some smug fucking NEET faggot talk about what he does with his NEETbux and infinite amount of time to do whatever.
I cried 3 times in the bathroom at work today and cut my wrist with my sciccors just to feel something other than misery.
So do it, just...
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Do you wanna talk?Saint Dane on Steam
>>25160623
You seem a little tense wagie. Maybe you should go to sleep then you can get up and work for Mr.Shekelbergstein.
>>25160688
There ya go OP :)
Who here loves taking creep-shots of girls?
I hope it's not illegal, i get such a fucking rush when i do it.
You're a champ, anon. Don't get caught.
>>25160610
taking pictures of someone without their consent is illegal
i just want to fuck that piece of ass, take her around the corner and rape her fucking senseless.