Would you fuck your mom for $10,000?
no but i'd fuck this one for free
>>25167266
I would pay $10,000 to fuck my mom
I'd fuck your mom for the usual 20 an hour
Robots, 7-8/10 actually matched, what do?
I'm sure she finds your lack of self esteem HAWT
Why do normals come here to post their shit?
>normiephone
>internet dating
>le image macro
>emoticons
Please someone purge this faggot
Stop typing like a fucking queer.
>register for tinder
>somehow end up meeting with a chick
>got to her house late and won't be able to take the bus home until the next day
>she's a roast
>absolutely disgusted by the sight of it
>she makes me drink a whole bottle of wine and fucks me
>can only think about how masturbating feels better
>try to lay down...
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>>25166913
post pics normie
post her pic ohpee
you've practically been raped
I'm a mostly normie who actually puts his penis in female vagina from time to time.
AMA
Why did she have to get a boob job?
>>25166861
Do you have a time stamp with your dick in a vagina? No? Then I have no reason to believe you.
I'd bang Sara Jean Underwood so much if I could though... HHHNNNNGGGG
How much money do you make in a year? Follow up, where do you live, and how good is your security system?
Why is life so cruel?
>born ugly
>born with a slight facial deformity that requires years of surgery to correct in case the ugliness wasn't enough.
>Don't let it get to me, just a small happy child who loved playing video games and playing outside and doing good in school.
>Early experiences with girls besides nice and helpful female teachers are a girl who teased and messed with me because she may have liked me and a guy who was friends...
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>>25166840
... This looks interesting enough
>>25166840
Continued.
>She's 31, (I'm 21 at this point) her last boyfriend killed himself after she broke up with him. Blames herself. Born in eastern europe but moved to the U.S. as a teenager.
>Her family was crazy religious, she ran away at 19, somehow survived on her own and got through community college while working at a flower shop.
>Now works a good job and lives alone with her cat.
>Talk...
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This isn't going to end like my Filipino flipbooks is it
Havent seen one of these in a while
http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/76997
in the link above it is a roastie telling her roastie tales while sucking some guys dick pic related
when will these women learn no hymen=no diamond
>>25166774
>tfw the dick she's sucking is like 2 inches bigger than mine, and shes talking to him about bigger dicks as a humiliation thing
>>25166774
How can someone so pretty have such a lack of respect for herself????
horsebackriding.jpg
So I have a foot fetish and I have been with my gf for 3 years now. She finally figured out I had a foot fetish a few days ago when I started licking her feet during foreplay. The day after she put her feet in my lap and told me she had just did her toenails, when i tried to kiss them, she took them away and giggled. Does she know? Anyway, today she saw a tab with a picture open and she demanded that I open it and show her. It was foot porn and she got upset that I was looking at other girl's feet. She was yelling at me for awhile. What do I do? Is she being ridiculous...
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>>25166727
dont sexualize other peoples feet
obv yes
>It was foot porn and she got upset that I was looking at other girl's feet. She was yelling at me for awhile.
Unless she'll rub her feet on your face 90% of the times you ask, she's being ridiculous
>>25166727
are feet worse to play with than they are to look at
Does anyone play playstation 4? i have star wars battlefront almost installed... i just wanna talk to someone, send me your name i'll send a chat invite
>>25166723
That game is shit, and you're shit for buying it
>>25166723
>star wars battlefront
>talk to someone
>>25166770
... I like it :)
so anyone wanna just chat while i install star wars?
Commander_Yukio
Guys I just accidentally took 130mg of MDMA and I've got work in an hour and 45 minutes.
Will i be ok to go to work without people noticing i'm being weird? I've never done MDMA before. It will be wearing off by then right?
>>25166676
Call off work now. You're fucked if you don't.
>>25166786
Why so? So far I don't feel anything. It's not possible to act normal on MDMA?
>>25166881
Nah, most people do not have that much emotional openness and communion, and get weirded out by people mirroring their every emotion
new blacked
http://videowood.tv/embed/lb11
That dick is pretty small for a black guy and that woman is ugly.
I wish cukposting was banned here
>>25166649
Hi schlomo
How was your day?
>Its my birthday and no one beside my parents remembered
>>25166625
assuming you don't use social media with your birthday available, nobodies gonna remember it
>what is the current year?
happy birthday sweet-cheeks
>>25166660
T-Thank you senpai ;_; desu
Guys this happened over the weekend. I'm just now able to gather how retarded I am
>be me
>be junior in high school, kissless virgin
>be Saturday night
>friends drag me to Christmas dance
>whynot.png
>get there, it's lame as fuck as expected, faggots everywhere
>spot my crush from across the room
>she sees me...
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>>25166619
Underage b& cyka blyat idi nahuy comrade praise stalin stupid fascist robot filter
If it were me, I'd say I had a gf at the time, and the reason I was being so weird was because I had such strong feelings for mistletoe girl, but also felt bad about my gf. Say something like
>I really wanted to kiss you back under the mistletoe, but I've been seeing this girl so I felt bad about it.
Then it's just a matter of pretend breaking up with her. Obviously don't pick a real girl. Say she goes to a different school etc.
>be junior in high school
stopped reading there, fuck outta here
dear white cucks, please stop reinforcing the BBC meme. it's really degrading to us. besides the worlds largest penis belongs to a white man
>>25166608
and asian cucks
except this guys only half black
I really can't imagine a much more degrading sexual existence than being a black man with an average/small cock. Roping in all the fetishizing women only to see the look of disappointment on their face.
Literally stopped browsing this site for a month and i've already seen major improvements. Just leave and you'd be surprised how easy it is to build confidence, get laid and do other "normie" things. Good luck bots, you deserve better than this.
>>25166576
https://youtu.be/kDnCoiYKmtw?t=2m2s
Literally stopped browsing this site for a month and i've already conquered american samoa.
watch the news tomorrow
>>25167075
NWP for life
And congratulations on your conquest of Samoa, anythings possible once you quit the poison of the chans
im looking to acquire the AYYYY lmao virus to give to a person on skype. preferably one that isnt to easy to remove and requires some work but is not impossible to remove. kinda short term am just looking to scare him
what is the aylmao virus
basically a wicked virus that will start screaming "ayyyy lmao" through your computer while picture of aliens being to pop up uncontrollably.
>>25166578
Are you serious? Is there a video of that?