How do is I get girlfriend?
>>25174304
-never watch anime again
-dont be yourself
-leave this board
>>25174406
these desu
especially the 2hu, delete all 2hu content you got and never indulge in it again because it is the epitome of autismal pussy drying material
>get /fit/
>don't be a loser
>?????
>profit
whoa guys, check it out! it's short girl appreciation day!!!!! be sure to respect all women of all disgusting sizes when it's the main thing they rip on men for!!!
>The average height for adult women is approximately 5 feet 5 inches
>>25174248
That's even more stupid than a "tall girl appreciation day".
And they really need it too.
Fuck this world.
Why dont you get a qt Indian gf?
I'm lazy and have had relationships and gfs / sex before
No thanks I'm good op
It wouldn't enrich my life in anyway
>>25174242
Theres a gazillion agbadillion of them and they all look like shit. There's not one who's forehead or nose bridge isn't hairy as fuck.
Sickening.
i'd designate the shit out of an indian girl
What say to this hitest mami
>will you be at school tomorrow? I need the algebra notes
>Have you ever seen what a .44 Magnum will do to a woman's pussy?
>>25174244
>that get
You have to do it now OP.
I have just managed to suck my own dick....on a first try ever.
It took me about 2 hours, but i got the tip of my dick in my mouth goddamnit! I am so proud of myself...not just because i can say "i can suck my own dick", but because i am obviously nimble/athletic enough to do so...
My back and neck hurts like motherfucker though
>pic related
>>25174195
I managed to do the same thing few months ago but imo it's worth the back/neck pain afterwards
i can suck my own nipple.
>>25174333
How long did it hurt anon?
Cause it feels like its going to get a lot worse before it gets better
>>25174381
Lol, any girl with big enough tits can do that. Fat girls dont even have to stretch their neck, as i have seen with my gf. She just takes that massive tit in her hands and gets it close enough to her mouth
This guy is deformed as fuck and missing both of his ears. He has a cute 7/10 gf and they're soon to be engaged. What's your excuse?
>>25174150
I have both of my ears
I'm not ugly enough to warrant pity. I'm just ugly enough to be repulsive.
>>25174220
Good one lol but he can still hear
It's that time of year again /r9k/
Take a seat on Santa's lap and tell me what you want for Christmas.
Hi, Santa. I hope you're not too busy. Could I please have a bottle of mezcal and Rilke's "Letters to a Young Poet?" T-thank you...
santa, I want the ability to be perfectly clairvoyant!
Dear Santa, please let me die painlessly in my sleep tonight.
That's what I want for Christmas.
who else /fuckinghateschristmas/ here
I find myself hating it more every year.
Which is a shame because I used to fucking love it.
>>25174009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9-5DJhBh6M
>lie to parents that I will celebrate Christmas with friends
>for 3 years
>white males exist
>>25173951
>joos, slavs or italians count as white
>brazilians and puerto ricans try to say they're white.
>>25173951
is that...............................................jealousy?????????
Why dont you get a qt black gf?
because black girls smell weird
I do have a black girlfriend. We have been together for a year.
Pic related
Another thread created by that weird and autistic black girl
Anyone else here have some weird hobbies that they do for absolutely no reason?
I'm really bad at writing, but I've spent several years writing a 6 book fantasy series that literally no one besides me has ever seen. I finished writing it a year ago and I still go back and re-read my favorite parts, I've written up a small "handbook" about the world/characters and what not and I generally spend a lot of time thinking about this fantasy world that I've created. I often even feel a bit sad about adding certain parts to the book (even though...
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Post the first page faggot
Let us read it bitch
>>25174018
Nah, it starts off really slow, Imo the first book is definitely the weakest because I had no idea where I was going with it. The second and third book are great, the fourt and six books kind of just tie up loose ends and the fifth book was was probably the best in my opnion, fun to write, really advanced the story, had several major character arcs and deaths, explained plots/conspiracies that I started in book one by accident due and effectively "retconned" my mistakes.
HERE'S A LITTLE GANGSTA SHORT IN SIZE
T SHIRT LEVIS IS HIS ONLY DISGUISE
Ryder, you lil bitch
>>25174351
Baller detected, watch yo self bitch
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
This is Chad (actual name). Come chill with me on omegle(TAGS: r9k, robot9001, omegler9k.) I'm sorry 90% of r9k, but no autism allowed.
>>25173890
>no autism
>omegle
Pick one
impossibruu
tfw spent an hour on omegle and then another hour on another camsite and got nexted
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The perils of a glory hole
Git the succ either way.
give more
>>25173907
This. Who cares if it's a man?
So guys I've finally done it. I've finally confessed to my sister.
She looked at me stoned faced then walked to her Room and closed the door.
>>25173851
Ebin fale f.am :^)
So how exactly did this go down, OP?
>>25173851
Now you've fucked up m9