>tfw no makeup gf
>>25181540
Makeup can't save that nose
>>25181902
I think she has a cute nose.
>>25181902
>wanting a flawless girlfriend
That's not how it works.
WHY DOESN'T MILENA VELBA DO PORN?!?!!
I wish I knew of some pornstars that had the same breast size as her and were milfs.
>>25181496
Hitomi Tanaka
>>25181522
No one wants to fuck an asian milf
Nah, bro.
I love the fact that a lot of the super big-titty adult models never do porn. Milena, obviously, but Anya/Merilyn Sakova, and a bunch of others.
What she really needs to do isJOI vids, even if they're in German
/r9k/every time you orgasm/ejaculate you now transform into a Incredible Hulk version of yourself that will go on a huge rampage destroying anything or anyone in your way.
In your Hulk form you are basically invincible, however you will have no control over yourself as you go on a rage filled warpath. The rampages will last 4-6 hours and you will always find a safe spot before you transform back into your regular self. The only thing that can trigger a hulk out is either an orgasm (which will now be mind-shatteringly good) or when you are unavoidably going to die (thus...
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>>25181458
>What is your plan of action?
*fap fap fap*. no but seriously I'd probably still masturbate, hulk out, then try to enjoy where ever end up. A hulk can make a lot of distance in 6 hours. where ever I end up I'd start a new there, and if things go wrong or debts add up, *fap fap fap*. Kinda give me a new lease on life.
>How fucked is your local town/city?
Extremely, goodbye Vancouver
>How fucked is the...
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All I can imaging is a scenario like this
Mugger "Give me all you got!"
me *slowly unzips pants*
mugger "What the fuck are you doing?"
me "IT'S TIME TO HULK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT"
the sound of shredding clothes, and a dude crying ensues.
I can finally get /fit/ by only jerking off. dreams do come true.
Where do you go to get a gf
>>25181417
Red-light district
Girdfriendvania
To bad your ticket was lost though.
>>25181417
South America or Asia.
Depending on if you're white, non-white qts love white men.
What anime should i watch? First response decides
one punch man to be honest familiorum
>>25181274
osomatsu-san
>>25181274
Flcl
Holy fuck I wasted an entire year.
I've accomplished absolutely nothing I wanted to. I usually never set goals for myself, but I really wanted to make it and be a normie or at least have a gf ONCE before I turn 25. I thought it'd be easy.
Fucking fuck I hate myself so goddamn much.
Next year's resolution is going to be scraping enough money for a used gun and 1 bullet.
>>25181226
>Next year's resolution is going to be scraping enough money for a used gun and 1 bullet.
whats stopping ypu now?
This year I grew rocket from seed.
Not my pic, but it looks like this:
>>25181226
I would personally opt for a shotgun and one shell (12 gauge buckshot, or better -- do your research, it's the most important decision you'll ever make because if you fuck up you're going to end up a vegetable.)
God all of you guys on this thread are sad lazy fuckers who probably watch anime and wank off to lewds, go out and get a gf sad cunts get that samurai sword out of your ass and shave that neckbeard you fedora wearing faggit
Good post. thanks for the advice.
I wank to my waifu daily, got a problem?
>>25181198
Okay, no sword, neck beard, or fedora. Still no luck, what do I try next, Dr. Love?....
Best drugs / drug stories?
Top 5?
5. LSD
4. Adderal
3. Weed
2. Cocaine
1. Molly
Top 5 for me would be
>alcohol
>weed
>salvia
>LSD
>tobacco
I'm that order.
5. LSD
4. Coke
3. Weed
2. Mdma
1. Good old alcohol
I'm a faggot
>>25181149
1. Oxy/heroin
2. Klonopin
3. Ketamine
4. Xanax
5 .weed
>Rhodesia, I've given you my all, and now im nothing, nothing, nothing....
https://youtu.be/0pc-ex32ZdA
>mfw
>tfw you gave it your all
>gave your all for nothing
>This video is not available.
>>25181244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDcK_z5GA5s
>me. 2 years ago
>6'1". weigh 250 pounds. No muscle.
>get winded even walking to the car.
>have 2/10 gf. Looks like she was hit with a baseball bat at a young age
>She hates me
>I hate her but hate myself even more so I don't leave.
>minimum wage job.
> Live with parents well into my 20s
>...
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>>25181092
You're just not trying hard enough OP
Dude that sucks
>Even more disgusting than before somehow
>apparently moved back home recently.
> "wow anon, you're looking good! ;) wanna hook up for old times sake?"
>I'm desparate. I agree.
>we fuck. Literally the most disgusting thing I've ever done.
>physically and emotionally torn down.
> tfw lost all motivation to work out
>...
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Give us white women, and we Eurasian incels can be the best friend the white race ever had. We will be militant Daniel Holtzclaws raping niggers back into their place.
But deny us blonde girls, and we will raise an army of Elliot Rodgers to lay waste to your cities.
The choice is yours white race. There are not many of us Hapas. Surely you can spare us 1 million white girls. If the answer is no. Then do not ask why a Half White Race would become the enemy of the White Race. You have decided this.
Why do Eurasians hate whites?
You decided this. You...
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>>25181010
is half native american and white considered Hapas ?
>>25181010
Where are all those white women supposed to come from? There aren't enough white women for everyone: white men want white women, black men want white women, "hapas" want white women...
>>25181010
White/Yellow mixes are the future.
Will only give white girls if you give us yellow girls.
>tfw interview tomorrow
>job I want to do
>$51k per year
>thinking about the life I could have if I get it
Probably won't get it, but its nbd, I'll keep trying.
If I did become a wagelord, I won't mind paying taxes to help my neetbros. I'm not greedy, and they need it more than I.
I'll be a drooling vegetable in 15 years surviving on disability with the help from you.
I suck and you suck. Thanks for sucking.
Best tip I can give you is maintain eye contact at all times, dress for success, and play yourself up, never talk down about yourself, also as soon as you meet a firm hand shake, shake his/her hand like you wanna break it, and when you shake their hand smile and say nice to meet you.
>>25181662
I know, I'm not an autist. Also you don't shake a woman's hand like you want to break it, that's retarded.
Though the thought of having a woman as a boss is horrifying.
/nedervoel/, vergezel me, mede eenzaden.
>>25180999
>dvw geen vriendin
lekker originele reactie.
ik ga slapen
>>25181070
Ik ook, doei
It's the little failures in life that are the most depressing. I try to shave; I try to get that perfect smooth, hair-free look. I watch countless YouTube videos, read dozens of forum posts; I never had anyone that showed me how to do it, never met my father. If I, in all my NEETdom, can have the luxury of taking thirty plus minutes to shave, not including the mandatory bath that comes with it, and still not do it perfectly? Then how the fuck would I be able to shave perfectly with a job or school to go to? How do people do it? And that doesn't even include everything...
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>>25180988
same here, it always leaves me with bumps and redness. so I use the beard trimmer on my electric razor which leaves me with short stubble. I have no idea if this would be acceptable for say a job interview though.
>>25180988
>I never had anyone that showed me how to do it
Normal people don't need to be taught how to shave you autist, you're literally just a failure.
And get a real fucking razor, you spergetastic fucklord.
>>25181071
I've heard people say that stubble on the face gives off an "alcoholic" look to older, middle-aged and over people that work careers in law, finance, etc., but for entry level jobs it's probably not a big deal.
When I get too angry trying to lather with soap and a brush, I switch to the canned stuff. I get razor burn right at the bottom of my neck.
Alright robots, I need help.
>Be antisocial fuck wit
>Act like the embodiment of autism around my friends.
>Fell for this girl.
>Been in love with her for about two years now.
>Started stalking her late last year.
>Realize no chance.
>Plotted to kill her.
>Plotted to an hero.
>Know all of...
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Also let me add on a bit.
She randomly stares at me and tries to start conversations but then autism activates and I fucking scream.
why? why would you do this
why would you destroy your chances like this
>>25180920
It's beyond saving you utter idiot.