>sitting at a chill as fuck outside communal seating taco bar
>with my dad
>waiting for our next order to arrive
>bring my phone out to check on a thread real quick
>open browser
>for some reason my private browsing session is what pulls up, even though the last thing I looked at in my browser was the thread, and I ended that private browsing session days before
>it's...
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Who cares at least your dad doesn't think you're a fag anymore
>Not saying "Well Dad at least you know i'm not gay"
0 people skills
like me and everyone here :(
>>29706262
It's true.
But then again, he found that out a year ago when I brought a girl home.
>Oh God Anon I've had enough I quit...you're just so strong! There's no way I can resist anything else you could to me next
what do?
>>29706176
>unzips dick
>time for my finishing move
you have to eat all the original eggs
>>29706176
Sorry, but I'm only dominant with boipussy. I'll eat your sweaty asshole, though.
>at a wedding reception
>"anon everyone is dancing why dont you go and dance"
>"anon why are you so shy sitting all by yourself come dance"
>sometimes I literally get pulled up from my seat to go to dance floor
>don't know what I'm doing, just try to emulate simple dancers I see around me and try to follow the "just move to the beat" meme
>people laugh,...
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>>29706153
Or learn to dance. Next time that happens, dominate the dance floor and ascend to godhood
iktf, that happened to me once
just kill them.
>>29706283
dancing is gay and autistic
What the fuck happens when you die?
>>29706145
it's the same as before you were born
>>29706187
This does not satisfy me. If time is infinite, my consciousness will certainly arise elsewhere.
I know that the elements of my body will return to the Earth. But what of my consciousness? My identity? That is to say - what of ME? I suspect it will end. That there is no next world. Nor a return to this one. It will simply be done. Forever.
Our lives are so brief and unimportant. The cosmos cares nothing for us. For what we've done; Had we wrought evil instead of good. . None of it would have mattered. There is no counting. No reckoning. No final judgement. There is simply silence. And darkness. Utter and absolute... And so I have begun to wonder - might...
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Do any of you anons know about newhalfs?
If you do, why haven't you moved to Japan and married a lonely newhalf yet?
A desperate japanese newhalf would do anything to please you and love you forever if you ever gave her a chance.
Go right now to japan and get you loving wife, stop wasting your time here, it's your duty, anon.
>>29706109
>Implying I can leave my house, travel to japan, seduce an attractive female and marry her.
Are you even in the right board??? This is fucking /r9k/ nigga, we are all NEETs or you made it for normies?
>>29706109
Because I don't like "girls" with dicks you retard. Go away trannies.
>>29706827
>Go away trannies
Trannies are okay if they look like in the OP
But most of them dont
>July 3, 2016
>2004 was LITERALLY 32 years ago
>people born in 2010 are now 19
>>29706122
>people born in 2004 are having sex
>you're not
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT HOW THE FUCK DOES SOCIETY EXPECT FROM ME TO GET OVER MY 9/10 POPULAR EX GF WHEN EVER SINCE SHE LEFT ME SUDDENLY ALL I CAN ATTRACT IS 2/10 FATSO'S AND IM GETTING FRIENDZONED BY 7'S, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO TO GET OUT OF THIS WORMHOLE
>>29706060
Nothing OP been in the same wormhole for just about 2 years
>>29706060
to think you essentially got cucked by this
>be you
>get hot 10/10 gf
>she's just with you out of pity
>being with her makes you think you can get 10/10's
>dumps you
>figure out you can only attract uggos
fuck you normie, you're just like a woman "oh no only ugly autistic neck beards want me" that's what you sound like you disgusting normalfag
I'm sorry for being so ugly
I'm sorry for being so repulsive
I'm sorry that I'm completely undesirable
I'm sorry everyone else is better than me
I'm sorry nobody has ever been attracted to me
I'm sorry nobody will ever be attracted to me
I'm sorry for existing
I never wanted any of this
Then end yourself you waste of oxygen
Kill yourself.
You knocked off a good thread for this shitpost.
Don't say such mean things about yourself anon. Even if they're true just don't say it.
I used to take pictures of frogs instead of patrolling while I was working overnight security. This was about last fall. The job was awful, my boss was a literal jew who paid bottom dollar so he could contract my company and make us do tons of work.
that's a toad, you retard
hey @op what happend to the rate yourself thread. i was the first comment on that but it disapeared before i got any feed back.
>>29706128
how can you tell it's a toad and not a frog?
>July 3rd, 2016
>dumb poem-reading goth chick is still lovey dovey for me
>>29705917
One day she won't be anymore and you're going to feel sad
>>29705976
hello, me
>>29705917
I want you to suffer
pics btw
>>29705976
It's not like I want her to read her stupid poems to me. That's ridiculous.
Who else /wantstoprotectagirl/?
I don't even miss the psysical contact, I want to make a girl feel safe again, tell her everything's gonna be allright, protect her from harm, to step between her and someone who makes her feel uneasy, things like that.
Am I a cuck? Or is that my instincts calling?
>>29705898
You're a white knight. "Protect" her all you want, Chad will FUCK her
>>29705918
We're talking about to the point where she forgets her name for a few seconds
similarly I want to cuddle a gril, almost more than I want to have sex
it would be cute :3
>Anon I bet you can't pee further than me!
>Hehe is that the best you can do? I wasn't even trying!
>>29705884
>DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
>>29705884
>let's see whose ass can hold more piss
>you first
pissing fetishes are so high tier my brothers
How does /r9k/ feel about trump? Do you support him or do you support Hillary? And tell my why you support them.
>>29705858
I support trump because my parents support him
>>29705858
Support Trump because:
>Building a wall with Mexico for less than the amount of money we give in aid yearly to Mexico.
>He actively fights political correctness which is responsible for a fuck ton of social problems.(Not being able to arrest criminals, deporting illegals, brainwashing children into saying there is no gender at public schools and other stuff)
>Throwing out NAFTA so companies like Nabisco, Carrier, and Ford...
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>>29705925
That sounds like something a Hillary supporter would say.
>not wearing nail polish
it's like you don't want to be Chad
>>29705857
Almost as gay as men wearing cologne
>>29705900
>cologne
>gay
"no"
Gayer than a San Francisco guy in a hawaiian shirt sniffing liquid gold off a stripper's dick while watching Sex in the City
>tfw your mom and sister are attractive successful chad magnets
>tfw you are still a virgin at 20
what the fuck
>>29705837
god isn't real so things like this happen all the time by chance
>>29705837
my sister is a chad magnet. still mopes around all the time about being depressed and shit even though she could be out partying every night.
>chad magnet
it's called a slut, moron
your mother and sister are sluts