who /killing themselves/ in 2016?
It's between that or homelessness. I'm not exactly sure which is worse.
i thought about killing myself, but i just said fuck it. life is supposed to be tough.
>>25194152
I'm too scared of death.
why there is people talking about having sex while being on this board?
>>25194119
I regularly turn down sex from my gf, just last night she propose suck my dick, i tell her am tired, try again tommarrow maybe
>>25194119
Because no one has had sex here, or they havent had it in a very long time
After a while, you realise just how undesirable you are. Walking around and seeing women just makes you feel depressed.
When I go out, I go out on my own. If I try to talk to people, male or female, I cannot telegraph my interest in having a conversation. Everything just feels awkward and businesslike.
What we really pine for is attention, for a proper social circle, and most of all, affection. Sex comes with it, however I would...
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>>25194119
r9k has become a normie central
So then the wagecuck says that by not being a slave to a rich jew, neets are parasites! They actually think their life is fulfilled by funding their boss's new private plane!
>>25194091
Thisis a funny joke.
As the boss of a small business I despise wagecucks and NEETs with equal doses of repulsion.
>>25194284
bet you wish you could double your workforce with neets and then pay them half as much increasing efficiency by 200% and increasing costs by 0% kike
If you're fat there's literally no point in losing weight unless it's actually for your health
You just look even more disgusting than before
At least if you're fat you might meet a fetishist
>>25194084
There are treatments for the loose skin, including surgery in extreme cases like this one.
>>25194084
I think stuff like that will be perfectly fixable without any scarring in a decade or two.
Does the body eventually get rid of all the excess skin?
Posted this in a thread last night where you help out underages, but I still would like to know the answers since they apply to me past high school.
Where do I find a girl? Do I ask out a girl from one of my classes? What if she rejects me and I have to see her among 25 other people everyday for the next few months/years? Do I ask a random girl? How do I know whether or not she has a boyfriend? Where do I approach a random girl? If I ask a girl just like while passing them in a corridor, won't that be creepy? If I ask a girl when she's with her friends, won't...
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>>25194075
I don't know anon I don't know, your asking the wrong people here
underaged banned
if you're really 17 then get the FUCK OFF THIS SHIT.
this site will ruin your mind. I wish I could go back in time to 2007 and stop myself from browsing this fucking shit site
>>25194075
Is that Kaylyn? Sure likes her
>Was in girl's apartment today
>Completely rejected
>Was asked to come visit and share her bed
>She wanted to sleep separately when I was actually there
>Got up early in the morning, made sure all my shit was packed
>Went to bathroom, jerked out a nice load of sticky cum into pic related
>Left
So...what did you do today, /r9k/? Sure is sweet...
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>>25194074
very bad idea anon
no matter how well you mixed it she would be able to tell
>>25194158
That's part of the fun!
Threads like this make me so happy I'm not friends with any of you guys.
Normies make for the best companions. Shit like this would never even occur to them.
itt: your reaction when being redpilled for the first time.
I was depressed for a year. Still get depressed occasionally. Thank god for lsd.
original comment bla blab bla
>>25194031
what does red pilled mean?
Can you pinpoint the moment it all went wrong?
The instant you knew you could never turn back and fix things?
Yes, 2 months ago. I can even pinpoint the moment when it started going downhill. January the 9th, 2009.
When my head left the vagina.
>>25193922
Probably the moment of conception desu senpai.
>tfw she'll never be your gf
why bother living tbqh fami smdh
>>25193853
her chin is lopsided, no thanks
>>25193853
wtf her face is average as fuck
>>25193853
There are more than 3.7 billion women on the planet. I simply don't possess the will, time, brain processing power to worry about how every single one of those will or would never be my gf.
Dubs decide whether I should try my hardest to get out of depression or just give up and die this spring
>>>/b/
BoloxxyIsMyQueen
just turn to female
Just give up and kill yourself. Stop being a pussy and do it
Who can't grow body hair here? I have no chest hair and I can't grow any facial hair beyond a few whiskers. Sucks man, I'll never be masculine.
I grow too much hair.
>>25193814
>23
>no armpit hair
>barely arm hair
>0 facial hair
>bit of leg hair
JUST
How the fuck can you be a male and not grow chest hair? You must have some legit medical disorder.
yawwwwwwnnnnn. Oh, hey normieNEET. I didn't see you there. I'm running late for work and I'm miserable.
That's why I'm here on r9k, that's why I'm a robot. Because I'm miserable.
How's your facebook account going, NEETnormie? Busy sharing posts about your hobbies and good feelings?
I'm surprised you're even here to read this. After all, you're happy and have tons of free time and constantly improve yourself. Which means you're a normalcuck and you don't belong here.
After work,...
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stop shitposting so much
>>25193724
>Vagcucks actually get this buttblasted over NEET threads every weekday morning of their lives
Keep it up NEETys
We're making progress
>>25193724
I don't get the animosity. The original threads were just a joke that everyone laughed at. Then suddenly a bunch of wagecucks and normies started getting butthurt and posting long and horribly written rants about how they aren't even mad and how all NEETs are losers and bragging about their gfs.
You guys are fucking retarded and don't belong on 4chan. In fact, if you take any post personally, you don't fucking belong here. Faggots like you are ruining the board, and people will keep posting...
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>tfw no harem
>tfw won't flood the world with your offspring
>>25193713
That's not so unusual, Anon.
I also like the idea of having a harem. I would have one "wife" who is like my number one and who is also submissive to me but still has the authority to boss all harem girls around.
I would dance with her, she would giggle and be nervous and in love with me while all my cute slave girls kneel around us and wait for me to snap with my finger so they'd serve us drinks.
>>25193713
Where are his legs?
It's not often that I have a relevant opening to post this image.
How do you sleep, /r9k/obots?
>lay down in bed
>close eyes
>sleep
Are there other ways to sleep or something?
>>25193716
You mean you don't toss and turn by the name of your innermost demons?
Normally around 1:30am (NOW) I start going to sleep-mode. I visit 'mynoise.net', and put on a nice ASMR rain-noise generator. Then I place my laptop under my bed, with it's lid closed. I fall asleep really nicely to the sound of the rain underneath me, i mean, the effect makes it seem like i'm sleeping in a rain storm.
Who /comfy/ here? Who /pluviophile/ here?
Anyone here /can't relate/ to r9k anymore?
I find myself coming here less and less since I started college, I low key just miss the green text stories at this point.
It means that you are becoming a NORMIE
You're progressing through life in college whereas r9k is sitting and rotting in eternal torment.
Best to just leave and live a happy, normie life OP. God knows we all want to.
>>25193657
I've always been a normie by r9k standards even when I was introverted, but now there's not a single thread in the catalog I have the least bit of interest in and none of the bait ever even applies to me.