>havent changed the oil in my Corolla in 5k miles
>too scared to bring it in now because its overdue
>cant do it on my own because I park on the street
>never leave the house because I dont wanna put any more miles on it
>>25198130
You could change the oil in the parking lot of your advance auto parts, pep boys or any car repair stores, also try parking garage or empty parking lot
If you're nice and it doesn't need much oil, some places will top you off for free (because they think you'll come back as a repeat customer or refer others to their service)
Don't risk your car shitting out on you in the winter OP, do what is right
>>25198130
5K isn't that big a deal. Your car is fine.
Anyone got any good lines I can say to my GF over text which will make her feel good? Nothing generic or cringey.
>>25197990
Ay babygirl
I'm gonna squirter on those jiggly puffs tonight
i just farted and i thought of you
>>25197990
Yo bitch, dinner better not be shit tonight. Do a good job I might give you a nut
>tfw no cute arab GF
JUST
>arab
>cute
who are you trying to fool pal
>>25197965
>tfw no cute arab bf
FUCK
She is german.
Does /r9k/ trim their pubes?
No, every femanon has told me they look good and shaving them would look weird and prepubescent.I pretend to be gay so they'll be my friend and let me show them my dick.
>not following mootykins by going bush all year around
>>25197947
I shave them completely. Whole wheat down there.
HEY FAGGOTS, GUESS WHAT?
SANTA ISN'T REAL
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU'VE BEEN LIED TO
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Believe it or not, my parents told me Santa wasn't real from the beginning. If I ever have kids I'll say the same.
Big Boss believes in Santa.
>>25197993
My mom did too but it's because we were poor and she didn't want me to think some benevolent entity was giving presents to everybody but me
>drink everyday for over a year
>out of no where just don't feel like it anymore and if I do drink I just feel sluggish/shitty rather than uplifted
>still have to continue to drink a little because of withdrawals
What is this? does anyone know this feel?
>>25197849
Chemical dependence is a very robot feel, anon.
>>25197849
you just gotta limit yourself , ween yourself off of it
I felt something similar OP, I quit drinking heavily every day in November 2014 and Ive been pretty much alcohol free since.
My life has improved immensely since I quit too.
> be out of house for one fucking day since god damn October as far as I remember
> father wanted to print a photo just that moment, used my laptop because it's the only one with the program and apparently found my porn stash somehow (I already renamed everything to gibberish)
> mother told me very loudly right now about it
How am I supposed to keep living right now?
>>25197723
> not keeping your porn in a password-protected locker folder deep within your memes folder
No wonder you got rumbled. Step up you game son.
>>25197776
http://www.howtogeek.com/105633/how-to-create-a-password-protected-folder-without-any-extra-software/
here, thank me later.
What kinda porn is it?
>>25197791
Late for that now.
>"I know that I know nothing"
What a pretentious faggot.
Tell me, why are philosophers so fucking useless? They never contributed anything else than empty phrases that often don't even make sense.
Most philosophers you study in your Phil 101 class were scientists or artisans by trade, and people found them smart and charismatic enough to listen to or record.
>>25197672
I'm not talking about science, I'm talking about philosophy specifically. It's useless and contributes nothing. It's just pretentious fags being pretentious and self-important.
>>25197715
that's the point of philosophy faggot. nothing important comes from it beyond
>maybe there is a gob :O who knows :DDD
>2 months on minoxidil
>still no fucking beard
GODDAM WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYY CAN'T I HAVE A FUCKING BEARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THANKS MOM AND THANK GENETICS
>>25197548
lmao you look exactly like my cousin.
Cut your fuckin' hair.
>tfw 33
>tfw can count the hairs on the side of my face
>tfw patchy, pathetic facial hair on my upper lip and chin only
>tfw not Asian either
I console myself that I probably won't go bald but thats about it
>>25197548
I would give you mine anon, i hate having beard.
Respectfully, /ic/ only likes three or four topics before banning the shit out of everything else.
> post your art
> your feels
> selling out and shilling to furfags
> tfw no sakimichan money
Whats IC?
>>25197570
the board for people who draw and shit on all the other people that draw
>>25197626
This, basically. bloxx
Why don't you just fuck a fat chick anon?
They are about as desperate as you, will eat anything with you, and suck dick great too!
Maybe your standards are too high anon.
If you are fat you are disgusting and not even human especially if you're white and fat. Fat people deserved to be lined up and murdered.
I don't live in america, I honestly don't know of any fat women around here that aren't 50+ and married
Obesity just isn't that common here
>>25197535
you could say the same for us too
Holy shit, I just realized this is literally /r9k/: The Show.
>Al is a miserable wagecuck who feels suicidal everytime he has to go work and laments the day he married his worthless wife
>Peg refuses to cook, clean, or work; all she's good for is emasculating Al
>Bud is a robot who constantly gets rejected by women and has to resort to using sex dolls
>Kelly is a dumb Stacy slut who fucks a platoon of bad-boy Chads
>Marcy...
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>>25197425
That's why I love it.
Bud can be the official 2016 meme.
>>25197425
bud is also a manlet
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2015/12/23/bernie-sanders-mocks-trump-hillary-clinton-bathroom.cnn
>"Donald Trump must have a very unusual relationship with women"
>"I wouldn't be surprised if he was a virgin" as the crowd roared with laughter
Lmao too good
berniecucks on suicide watch when even their idol looks down and shits on virgins
how does it make you feel berniecucks? BTFO
>>25197423
Yes yes, you love trump oh so much. Trump is love, trump is life. Move on. Stop spamming.
>that losing man's projection
I don't really care, I just want the wagecucks to be taxed and pay for my shit
So I was asked out for a drink by my only friend after not talking to people and being inside for a month and a bit. I've got overwhelming anxiety and I don't know what to do. I'm meeting him at 8 to then meet up with others at 9 and I've known him for 8 years.
Pic unrelated.
Why don't you know? They are showing some interest in you and if you still care about turning your life around go for it. For the anxiety: the sooner you realize that there's nothing to lose or to be embarrassed about, the sooner you'll be able to "function". Remember that one cliche "nothing really matters"? That's the perfect solution for social anxiety. But not for other problems.
t. someone who's in a similar situation
>>25197393
Just play it cool, you're gonna be drinking so you'll at least get a buzz to wash away the anxiety.
I wish I was in your situation, honestly. I could drop off the face of the earth and nobody would reach out to me/notice my absence.
Just the fact that someone's thinking about you enough to reach out means you should have no reason to be anxious.
>>25197463
I don't know because I tend to overthink everything. I've been noticing lately I'm overthinking what to say, etc while in a conversation in person. My empathy is also very low, I am not autistic though. It's just I seem to understand how the conversation flows while in it? That'best way I can explain it.
>>25197518
I'll have one before I leave then. I haven't spoken to him in around a month, so there should be enough to...
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Is Ballet literally for Chads only?
I'm seriously considering trying it. It's at least half as gay as just sitting on computer every day watching anime.
I'm not fat, skinny even, but out of shape. I have never had any serious hobby and now I'm super excited about many possible hobbies.
>>25197343
my manlet friend in high school did partnering. he went from no girls to hanging around with girls all the time.
>>25197343
>chad does ballet
OMG chad is so refined and sensitive
>anon does ballet
LOL anon is such a faggot
>>25197343
Ballet dancers have the best bodies. It's hypertoned without being stupid weightlifting kind of fit. Plus ballerina pussy.