If you look real close, you can see a fedora in the reflection.
Thanks, OP, many bricks were shat.
>>25204934
>>25204957
are you a samefag AND a newfag?
I switched from CRT to LED months ago OP nice try
Yeah I like girls but penises are better than vaginas
I just want to suck on a boys little cock and make it cum all over me, whats wrong about that....
>>25205455
absoIutely nothing
>wanting to suck a cock is gay
Shit Normies Say for 100, please
girlpussy >>> boipussy.
This is not up for debate. if you disagree you're literally a faggot.
>>25204884
>boipucci
has to be declared r9k's "unword of the year"
>>25204884
Degenerate faggots or not...those are some god tier titties.
>>25204884
I don't mind being a faggot. I'm still right.
Boypucci is God's gift to faggots.
Anyone else here too poor to buy loved ones gifts?
I have $8.73 in my savings account and that is all until next Thursday.
Fucking pathetic receiving gifts and not being able to return the gesture.
Bump for solidarity.
OP, I know that feel to an extent.
I budget so I'm able to save money, and fortunately I took care of gifts with cash to spare, but by no means rolling in dough as many bots are.
Post your steam and I will buy you a game when I get home fellow neet
>3 days beard
>Hello sir !
>clean shave
>Hello ma'am
Every fucking time.
this is the time when i should avoid asking for pics right
right?? is that the trick???
>forget to shave for a few days
>look like a hobo
>shave
>"Shouldn't you be in school?"
>"Aren't you a little young to be smoking?"
>"No minors allowed in here, sorry."
>I'm 25
>>25204821
>>25205225
How is it possible to have such natural feminine features that you need a beard to prove you're a man/not underage ? Without even trying to hide it ?
>Having small chirstmas dinner and drinking party with me and my three flatmates
>All of them are girls, one is my gf
>Gf drinks herself almost into a coma, look after her
>One of the other flatmates who flirting with is just second nature embraces me so lovingly
>I kiss her shoulders
>I grab her ass
>She loves it
>I then kiss...
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You're only human brobot
You know what they say. Having a cake is great because you can eat it too.
>>25204829
thank you man, I don't regret it though.
That's what stings
Can we get a women mocking thread? I'll start. After coming home from college for the holidays, I've really gotten to know them too well.
>my older sister (25)
>decided to study psychology at a state school right after high school based off of MBTI and astrology.
>spent the entire time partying and getting fucked by frat boys. After six years did not graduate
>"works" as a baby-sitter but spends all of her money on make-up or...
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This is more of an r9k post but I'll allow it.
God I fucking hate women
>>25204844
>more of an r9k post
Do you know where you are?
>>25204774
Love Actually is a decent movie at least. Not worth being a favorite movie, but it's not a bad one.
Religion is a fucking scourge and needs to be purged from the planet
https://soundcloud.com/throwawayjw1914_2/abuse
prove me wrong, protip:you literally can't
agreed, just ship them to africa so they can "enlighten" the tribals
>>25205066
Not exactly what I had in mind but it could work.
also
>inb4 le fedora tip meme from theists
>>25204700
>RELIGION MUST BE BANNED
Can /r9k/ yield me some pussy eating advice?
bite her directly on the clit
>>25204695
There you go, Anon.
Worked for me.
>>25204713
I don't think she's too much into blood fetishes but thanks.
Wed, 12/23/2015 - 23:03 admin
By: Leroy M. Sonpon III
>Gender, Children and Social Protection Minister Julia Duncan Cassell has said her ministry will shortly submit an Act to the National Legislature to criminalize female circumcision or female genital mutilation (FGM), as well as ban other traditional practices associated with domestic violence in the country.
>Minister Cassell said if the Act is passed into law, FGM will be criminalized, especially when it involves a person who did not consent to the...
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What the fuck is a gender ministry and why does it even have funding?
>>25204592
>Established in 2001 by an Act of the National Legislature, the Ministry of Gender, Children and Social Protection amongst other things serves as a driving force of Government for the practicalization of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and its related instruments including UN Convention on the Elimination of all forms of Discrimination Against Women (CEDAW); the Convention on the Rights of Children (CRC); the AU Protocols on Women and Children, UNSCR 1325 on Women Peace and Security;...
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>>25204563
> 2016
> Having a Ministry of Social Constructs
ISHYGDDT
I think robots would make pretty good vampires tbqh.
I would give anything to be a vampire. Immortal and nocturnal? Duh doi.
>>25204546
this movie is so retarded that it's actually good
>>25204546
He makes a pretty good point.
Is this a movie? What is it called?
kill all trannys and tranny lovers
>>25204503
no
T-T-This is an original post
I agree
They're everything r9k hates about women wrapped in the body of a gay man
They need to go
>>25204503
Fucking original comment shit
>tfw she is from another country
>tfw she will move on with her life soon
>tfw i'll love her till the end of my life
>tfw i will never be able to love another girl
I love her so much guys...
I'm genuinely sorry for your pain, bro.
Are you in a relationship? This may not be what you want, but long distance relationships really can work out if both people want it.
>>25204586
>Are you in a relationship?
We still talk to each other with skype in a regular basis...
Thing is... she doesn't want to be my girlfriend and commit to a person that lives far away... However, she says that she'll never forget me and i will always have a place in her heart... she also says that i can visit her anytime.
She still wears the heart shaped locket that i gave her for her birthday
>>25204659
Sounds like you'd be willing to be in a relationship with her. I don't know man. Like, if you 2 are really that close and you think your friendship could survive the distance AND your being rejected.. you could go for broke and tell her how you feel and that you want to be with her. Ask her under what conditions you and her could be together. Would she 'wait' for you, and you for her.
Don't do if you think you have alot to lose with that approach. But you may not. Sounds like she...
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>no anon, it's not because you are black
>it's just a preference
>>25204452
what are you actually complaining about desu
Well if it's preference then it is because he is black
Also WM/AF is the most pathetic combo
>>25204616
asian pussy was made for white cock, stay mad.
Memes aside, how short does a man have to be before people start losing respect for him?
>>25204450
he just has to act short, not be short
manlet is a meme that a lot of people fall into, but not one thats actually inherent to people without other characteristics of it
>>25204519
So, he has to be aware that he's a manlet in order to be treated like a manlet?
>>25204576
As insecure as all those guys seem they probably don't mind too much they're rich and famous and people like them.