Who /snitch/ Here?
>Kids playing outside
>Too loud while I'm playing vidya
>call police saying kids are throwing snowballs on my street, bombing cars
>haven't had a problem since
>normie stacey neighbor blasts techno music 20 hours a day
>see her at a convinience store buying swisher sweets
>put 2 and 2 together
>call police and tell them she is smoking weed and hosting a party
>cops come and put her in jail for a few days
>mfw i smoke in my apartment
>trying to fap
>jehovah's witness knocks at door
>god damn it.PiNGas
>open door
>"hello sir have you accepted-"
>pull cock out and start jerking
>"please sir, masturbation is a sin"
>"oh my bad, come in, come in"
>they come in
>"I'll...
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>tfw can't play Virtue's Last Reward
How do I deal with my pure qt little sister growing up knowing that pretty soon she's going to start getting pounded and used by Chads on a regular basis?
Pic unrelated
>>25210159
is that chloe?
those legs hnggggggggg
i wonder if shes a roastie or not
>>25210159
Be a man and remember your father will feel even worse so you need to just suck it up. They all end up tainted, just try to guide her towards leading the most moral life she can but ultimately she will have to make her own decisions.
>>25210195
He won't, I doubt he even gives a fuck.
But me, she's the person I love more than anyone in the world. She's so sweet and pure and perfect. I can't deal with her being ruined forever.
Socialism thread.
>MFW Berniegrad Gulags will be filled with worthless reactionaries
He will also make anime real
Sanders is the only one who I know my benefits are safe if he wins so I will be supporting him. My grandma has dementia and I am getting her ready to vote for him too.
Socialism works well in Australia but Americucks seem to think it won't work for them because of all the debt.
>>25211202
Socialism literally works well all over the world. But Americucks won't exept that, cuz muh freedomss
ITT: Gay Experiences
Got a cl bj. Would not recommend. The end.
>Saw qt guy
>probably straight
>tfw no bf
>be unifag
>go on yik yak
>dude is asking if anyone wants a blowjob from a femboy
>I give my kik
>we talk, exchange pics
>we arrange for him to come later that day
>he comes
>I'm an awkward kv so I tell him to go at his pace
>I get naked
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>girls won't have sex with you
>traps won't have sex with you
>/cuteboys/ won't have sex with you
I don't know what to do now
Stop seeking external validation
>can never find traps near me
>Got close once but stopped emailing me
JUST
>>25209963
Masta bait TB|-| F/\M
who else /housebolton/ here
FUCK OFF
/r9k/ is house magnar territory
>>25209931
/The North Remembers/ here.
>>25209931
who /edgy/ here
>>25210042
who /tumblrfag that only watches the show/ here
>tfw no intelligent, nihilistic, wicked sense of humor bf
>tfw writing with my bf while falling asleep
My bf is cute! C-U-T-E!
>>25209815
this is no bf thread
>>25209778
You do know that being nihilistic is a bad thing, right?
She takes off a sock
>she slaps you hard as fuck
>>25209767
he puts it in her dock
>>25209767
there's a scene in chivalry of a failed knight where MC takes off LI's knee socks and there's steam coming off
Who else is gonna spend Christmas roaming the streets at night?
>>25209730
You already know it pham
>>25209730
Why would you that?
Sounds lonely and sad.
I'm having a big dinner with my family and cousins that I haven't seen since last year, It's gonna be pretty great, I'm excited. I invited my cute coworker to come over since she's new in town and doesn't have anywhere else to go and felt bad having her spend Christmas at home alone.
>>25209730
that actually sounds like it could be a pretty surreal experience
what city are you going to walk in op?
Christan's Christmas is the holiday we celebrate the greatest cucking in history.
Mary was getting getting her pussy beat up on the side by Chad, and Joseph raised another man's kid.
Are you excited for the cuck holiday?
>>25209634
>cucked by God
>Joseph is supposed to feel honored by this
Fucking Joseph man...
cucking other religions since 500AD brother
God is the ultimate Chad. He doesn't care about robots like us.
This song is incredible! Been listening to it a couple times a day every day for the past week since I found out the sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M-jOZRe0-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqAvvwu0kMU
Been listening to a handful of songs off here for a solid week now.
>>25209609
Can't get over this track right now.
https://soundcloud.com/mathewmw/less
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTE9UibRhnA
Ok guys QUICK
I don't know if this is the right board, might cross post to adv but long story short for christmas eve my family is hosting a talent show, and I completely procrastinated on it. It's a new tradition, my girlfriend suggested it and my mom liked it, and my sister and her boyfriend are playing along. Everyone's got something, even my grandmother, and my girlfriend is practicing her song+ukulele right now
and
i
have
nothing
I wanted to make a short film, but now I dont' know if I have time for it. I have an iphone...
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guys help tho
I'm thinking i could write a short christmas story, there's no production cost there and I could work on it at work. yeah? ideas?
>>25209570
Make a simple ghost story with yourself as the star. Walk into rooms while filming and then cut again and again to look like you're phasing in and out of reality. When done correctly it'll look like you're a ghost. My friends and I did this a while ago it only took about thirty minutes and it's easy for beginners.
>>25209755
that sounds good... what was your plot? what was the twist?
Curious inquiries would like to know. Arabs speak up, please.
I am a moor.
Thin white girls are literally God's gift to Alpha arab men like me.
>>25209554
Take a look at these Halal beauties
>>25209580
Moroccan?
Are you that one who told me you loved tall red/blond haired girls with flat chests?
Does anyone ever imagine being a serial killer? I have a morbid fascination with the thought of stalking the night.
>>25209511
>I have a morbid fascination with the thought of stalking the night.
This but as some kind of master thief.
haha, have a nice trip, see you next fall!
>>25209533
Niciejofjerfkljklrf
>tfw no aspie gf to study literature with
>that family when
>>25209585
Lel Good times.
I feel this strongly.