Dabbing all night long.
>>25213231
>be me
>be completely broke
>haven't smoked in a few months
>have no tolerance left over
>two friends invite me to dab with them
>"I'll just take a small one"
>they both take their hits
>my turn
>can't even...
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Man i wish that i could smoke right now, I actually have the money now but i don't have anyone who has any bud rn which fucking sucks.
710 dab it
Hey robots.
9:30 am and I'm in a layover in Amsterdam on the way to Madrid with nothing to do. Help
seems like you found something to do, blogpost on 4chan
I have about an hour to burn h-help
>>25213249
I have no forms of social media currently nor friends I can talk to.
I was somewhat forced to go on this trip. I hate being here and not in my cozy home
>tfw you tulpa cheats on you
>tfw your tulpa says she wants a polyamorous relationship or shes leaving your mind
kek, sounds a lot like the ending for Her.
What a bitch, I told you you should have made a virgin tulpa, but you wouldn't listen. Dump her ass and try again, right this time.
Mental immolation is a very sound way of destroying your impudent tulpas with impunity.
/r9k/ I'm living the life
>>25213031
Go back in time and help us all dude!
>>25213054
it's a non-working prototype
>>25213031
Your mission... ELIMINATE NORMIESand marx desu
You're about to be homeless on Christmas day.
How do you kill yourself painlessly?
>normies may not reply to this thread
>>25213027
You're welcome to stay with me if you can get here anon.
>How do you kill yourself painlessly?
i dont
Buy enough heroin to kill an elephant and inject that shit up your fucking asshole.
>be college freshman NEET
>attending 4 year institution because I am a fucking autist
>recovering from going to a high school full of normies
>broke up with shittier gf because I was going to a different state
>imanalpha.mpg
>have dreams almost weekly about having her back because I miss her so much
>desperately need someone in my life so I go after landwhales...
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>college freshman neet
How fucking stupid are you?
>>25212910
Came here to say this
DIDUDIDUDIDUDIDU
>>25212910
I fucking dropped out you goddamn autist
I bet my Christmas dinner went worse than yours
>>25212896
Tell Richard he's a cunt for having christmas dinner 2 days early
Send him pictures of anime girls to cheer him up
Are you married to a black woman? Why does richard hate you so much? Or is that a message you sent him? Is he really married to a monkey? Is that legal where you live?
I've been browsing this site for 10 years, and like many people I'm mixed on the changes Hiro has made. Here are some suggestions for how we can improve 4chan on a site-wide basis.
>Remove forced originality from /r9k/. Allow women hate once more, and change the name of the board to /rp/.
>Divide existing boards into smaller boards for focused discussion. /tv/ could be unclogged by creating a /got/ and /sw/ board, for example. It worked for /mlp/.
>Enable user-created boards...
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>>25212893
>Thoughts?
I think you're fucking retarded.
Why are you posting them here?
go annoy /qa/ instead.
>>25212893
Soooooo reddit?
My fellow whites, just so you know, we lost. Arabs won the world.
They rustled everyones jimmies on 4chan, they rustled every normies jimmies, they rustled drug cartels jimmies, they rustled every government agencies jimmies, they've literally rustled everyones jimmies.
Stay mad, faggots.
>>25212863
>rustled jimmies=winning
Ok kiddo.
Arabs didn't win. Whites defeated themselves.
More like western european racial suicide. Arabs won't beat the Slavs, Asians or Ashekanazis
>run away from my parents house just before christmas
>everyone is posting on normiebook where the fuck am I, people are worried I've killed myself
take that, you stinking normies
>>25212856
You sure showed them.
Now just kill yourself to really fuck their shit up.
please go back home
>>25212975
>Kill self
>Suddenly everybody who treated you like human garbage loves you
>Everyone remembers you fondly
>No longer have to deal with all the bullshit
Literally the perfect solution.
What does blood smell like?
Like stabbed in the head/chest/leg blood.
Not woman vagina blood.
Iron
>my nostrils when I sniff the dried, blood-soaked sleeve of a shirt three days after a cutting binge
>>25212841
Have you never bled before? It smells like iron. Hold some keys for a minute, then smell your hand.
Find a fetish video on a random profile oriented pornsite (it's probably in your bookmarks)
Click a commenter. Post the weirdiest profiles you can find.
>>25212809
>CLIT JUICE DRINKING
This can't be real.
I'm on my phone but I just got done jacking off.
Look up Shadow_X on pornhub and laugh at his pic.
>>25212835
>Joined: 7 days ago.
Don't be so daft Anon.
Daily reminder that there are uglier guys than you out there who managed to get a gf, you literally have no excuse
Who really cares about a gf anymore?
Seriously I'm over here worrying that any one of these days my mom can pass away, that I'm literally too autistic to do social activity at work right, that ill probably die with nothing to remember me by
And what, you guys are worried about not being able to get gfs? Who the hell needs a gf anyway, all they're gonna do is talk and talk and talk, you'll only get sex like 1% of the time, seriously
>>25212837
>all they're gonna do is talk and talk and talk
it would be nice to have someone to trust and talk to. I wish i had that in my life. i dont even care much about sex honestly
>you literally have no excuse
You literally have no idea why the people on this board are unhappy.
Really pisses me off when these normalshits come here and make retarded assumptions.
Has anyone sent dick pics to a girl before? What was her reaction? Was it a funny one, like with eyes drawn on and "Moby Dick" written on it?
>>25212728
mobity dickity, i'm sendin' that picity
add this one girl on snapchat
she sends me nudes for no reason about an hour after
pretty chubby white girl, prob 3/10
keeps asking 4 dicks pics
I autism out
>>25212728
>implying I know any girls
Even if I did I wouldn't send pics. My dick is only 6 inches.
Any Robots need a follow for follow thread?
Post your insta lets follow each other
post yours first
burgerlover666
Normies pls leave, it's not funny anymore, there's nothing for you here, please, please, please just leave