If NEETs are so worthless, why do you come on here to interact with them with your limited free time wagecucks?
to feel better about ourselves
>>25217003
praise the NEETs
>>25216987
>at work
>IT Guy
>literally getting paid to shitpost
checkmate NEET
>Go out for my daily night run
>Running along enjoying my self
>all of a sudden some car behind me filled with guys and girls start screaming 'RUN FOREST RUN" HAHAHA" RUN FORREST
>Keep running
>As soon as i turn left they are parked on the side of the street waiting for me
>LMAOOOO RUN FOREST
Why are normies such bullies?
Because they want to be funny but their personality sucks
Don't mind them anon, if anything you should feel sorry for them
>>25217021
I had my music on (iPod) but they were like screaming at the top of their lungs so i could hear.. and i did.
They are probably getting drunk right now since it's Christmas tomorrow and will probably regret what they did that night (car crash or something else of the likes).
>>25216980
I stopped running and started smoking. I miss it. Don't stop anon.
Who /spendingchristmason4chan/ here?
>>25216921
I am!
GO AWAY ROBOT
>>25216921
Well, yeah. We're already here by default so why should today be any different
>>25216921
Yo
Xmas thread? Let's set up a tree and decorations
tfw i just stay in my bedroom months on end without talking to anyone.
I literally forgot how to talk. i sound like a robot when i talk
>>25216831
you are a robot
>>25216831
>I literally forgot how to talk.
>when i talk
Are you stupid or just American?
>>25216831
record voice using vocaroo
Daily reminder that you fat, white, ugly, poor beta pigs will never have a woman as perfect as her.
Daily reminder that while you browse R9K, PUA, and /r/theredpill wile still living with mommy and watching anime, your dream girl is living it up and having constant sex with successful fit men and seeing the world while you attempt to brush the cheese nip crumbs from your neck beard.
Your daily reminder that if you do not own a home by age 25 and don't make at least 75k a year you are forever delegated to always being sexually rejected and your only hope is...
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You're on here too :)
>fat
>white
>poor
>implying
>>25216811
>t. Norman Normieson, the normiest normie who ever normied
2/10 for the effort.
Would you fuck a naga?
Who want some of that cloaca? Hol up! Hol up!
>>25216766
>tfw no slime girl gf
>tfw no horny succubus step-sister
>>25216885
>no slime gf
why is life so cruel
Nah I'm a boring shitter so I want conventional raptor mans in my life instead
>tfw you ERP with someone for like two fucking hours and make up literally everything about "yourself" on the spot, and he still thinks you're a girl IRL
>>25216725
>RP
>implying he believes jack shit and isn't just down to get his imaginary dick sucked
how old are you?
i used to do this all the time until i found out i was a tranny
>>25216725
literally do not give a fuck about my ERP partners real life/gender/appearance/sexuality
as long as i blow a huge load it's all good.
Why are cute sissies 25% more attractive and feminine than so-called real women?
>>25216722
>mfw no qt sissie cumslut
That penis isn't even feminine. OP is a fag.
>>25216731
>tfw have qt sissie cumslut
Rate my girlfriend. I love her very deeply.
stinkiboipucci/10
>>25216653
Isn't that the chick with the disabled boy?
>>25216653
he/she is pretty cute anon.
Merry christmas you retarded fucking faggots
Have a Meryl
eat a dick u cockmunching buttpirate anal astronaut fudge packing poopoo eater
and have a merry xmas
xmas is on 25th m8
>>25216533
to early
kil youself
I sit alone in my room and hiding from the visit of my family.
>>25216518
>80km cycle with friend 6am
>drive to parents house 9am
>help cook lunch
>exchange gifts
>eat lunch with family
>drive home
>go to friends house, drink beers
>grill steaks, drink more beers
>sleep
>>25216518
I'm doing nothing,as usual
>>25216518
work till Mr. Shekelstein lets us off (he usually cuts us at around 2:00 in the afternoon on holidays)
then bus to NYC to see me familia in new jersey
probably get home around 10pm and get shrekt on the liquid jew
What shoes do you wear anon?
pic related.
My shoes are literally falling apart. I was afraid today that the soles would come off, which would be awkward because I was far away from home and went out without socks, so would have to go back barefoot.
taken this morning
what do you guys think?
Lems
Vans are too stiff to walk comfortably in, they're impractical for everything, except skating, what they were designed for.
>sis and bf are having sex next room, I hear her moaning loudly
Should I peek and fap, fellow robots?
why the fuck would you do that faggot aahahahahaha
Take pics and post them.
>>25216445
Why the fuck not, my main man faggot?
>what is like being dead ?
>it isn't like anything
>there's nothing what is like on the inside being dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ_L81tJlXo
That warm sensation of not feeling anything, being out. It was scary at first but that is now changing my way of seeing the world, robots.
I seriously recommend anyone here to experience the piece of audio that is Deconstructionist. Even if my life is shit and I have no social interaction, I feel more peaceful...
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>>25216414
im so bored im actually going to watch this
I already know how it feels from a shroom trip I had.
See, we have brains that allow us to consciously experience living. However because of this awareness, we are rarely in a state of 'being'. This is the state that buddhist monks spend years in meditation to momentarily attain.
As humans we are conscious of our experience, constantly evaluating, making judgements, predictions... for better and worse, our minds detach us from reality to an extent.
When we die, and our brains are dead, we return to this state of being.
It feels really nice. You dont want anything. You are extremely comfortable, and you feel as though you can remain as you are for eternity.
the phrase 'infinite death' actually makes me horrified that eventually I will STOP being dead. I hope I die and thats it. No boltzmann brain, no heaven, nothing. Just nothing.
I hate babies.
I honestly think human babies are, untill they reach the age of HAIR, among the most vile-looking creatures in nature. The chubby factor doesn't work for me. Newborn babies make me want to vomit. I really believe anyone who calls a newborn baby 'precious', 'sweet' or 'beautiful' is in fact a hypocrite and in reality comforting its parents.
The newborns look like squirmy little maggots with their bald heads, shut eyes and toothless mouths. They totally. Freak me out. The older ones are just plain annoying and...
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>>25216406
and now you know how society sees us robots
They should die
>>25216406
i used to feel this way too op... but then i knocked up my qt pettite asian gf and we had a cute lil baby... awww.. its different when its your own kid anon... you will find out someday.. or not..