how would you kill your self?
does someone would feel sad?
would you try to do something about it?
>>25217537
> want to die
> go skydiving
> don't die
> get pro
> don't die
> start basejumping
> risk increasing
> start wingsuiting
> motherfucking flying man
> die
> worth it
>>25217537
I have sickle, rope and air gun in my home. But unfortunately I still lack that certain amount of courage to just do it. I'm sure one day it will happen, though. The pain is bad.
Who would be sad? Noone.
>get myself into a sweltering summer rush hour traffic jam similar to the opening scene of Falling Down
>park my truck sideways in the middle of the street as to be obtrusive as possible to all these normie wageslaves trying to get home
>get on the roof of my car
>do something dramatic/give a speech/etc
>take out gun and an hero
>the end
a bunch of depressed and mentally ill people are meeting for coffee today
should i go?
>>25217445
yeah senpai
maybe you'll meet a qt to make your gf
>>25217445
where is this meeting occuring
i will go too
>>25217445
"depressed" and "mentally ill" people or actually depressed and mentally ill people? desu you should go anyways, might be good for you
Tell me robots. Why did they put on the mask?
Top guy I haven't seen the movie.
Bottom guy was tired of seeing his people destroy themselves.
not today CIA
>>25217431
its more important to know what would happen if they take off the mask...
How did 2015 go for you?
My life completely changed, but it's still the same.
>turns out years long depression was actually prodromal schizophrenia
great i made some new friends
>>25217376
wanted to die at a job starting 2015, made a move to another one, turned out to be shitty, get fired, spend 6 months unemployed, feel more mepty than ever because it turns out it wasn't my job that was the problem I'm just getting old
fuck the years passing me by
who /drugs/ here?
any robot who has ordered drugs through a DarkNetMarket/ Dark web/ Tor post your experience
What's up, officer?
>pretty much every weed strain makes me anxious and paranoid
>mushrooms (truffles) were pretty meh and prevented my dick from working for 10 day after the trip
>have high hopes for MDMA but worried that rolling alone in my room is a waste
>>25217402
Forgot to add that I'm worried that the psychs and weed might bring up some latent psychosis/schizophrenia
Why is Russia and Russians so shit?
It's full of unhappy people who are constantly drunk and fucking, trying not to acknowledge how shit their existence is.
>>25217311
russian roasties can be pretty hot
Russia is based. They have a rich history & culture and good people. Putin is the leader any nation needs. Too bad communism happened.
Now go fuck yourself.
>When you wake up in the middle of the night and you turn on the light only for it to end up feeling like you're staring at the fucking sun.
> Wake up
> Cry
> Don't know why
>>25217351
>When your nose is filled with snot after crying
>>25217306
>When you are typing and you hit backspace only for it to go back a tab.
Hey guys, my girlfriend and I are super happy but the only problem is that she keeps bringing up how she wants me to be more dominant. I was pretty sure that I was dominant enough for example I would forcefully grab her and pull her towards me to make out, then i would either hold her face or choke her softly. Does this mean im just a natual born pussy or what? help me out /r/obots
No your girlfriend is just a slut.
Jokes aside are you sure she means it in a sexual way? Maybe she means assertive with like, other dudes and social situations etc
Rape her, slit her throat and throw her into a dumpster. That usually does the trick for me. Have a good christmas
>>25217269
Nigga just do some 50 shades bullshit to her
Who /isolation/ here? It sucks man
Barely left my house in 4 years, feels good.
>>25217265
It is the only possible way of living. It has pros and cons. It only gets worse. Kill yourself whenever you're ready.
>>25217289
is there any way you could provide proof of this
i know, i know, you dont have to and all that shit but i am highly skeptical about this
>tfw just want someone cute who will wear gloves and boots when its cold
Bitch needs a bigger jacket
That looks like shit
>>25217211
this, 0/10 looks like every other milquetoast white bitch who doesnt know how to dress themselves
>>25217211
>>25217218
sour grapes
non-white roasties detected
>tfw I just took a viagra
These bad boys take 45 minutes to kick in, wish me luck on my fapping adventures robots!
>>25217163
Never took it before.
Heard it can lead to problems m8. Like it not going down.
>>25217185
That's why I'm at home, got all the time in the world for my boner to relax
good luck m8
use lube because you could hurt yourself and ruin it
I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS
THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED
A GIRLFRIEND PLEEAAAASE
>tfw when your crush will never sing or dedicate this song to you.
All I wanted for Christmas was dubs.
>turned 19 in 2010
>promised myself that'd I'd be in a loving relationship before 2020
>tfw it's almost 2016 and I'm still a virgin
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
So I guess 2016 is gonna be a big year champ?
>>25217122
Love is just one way your body gets itself high in order to ensure survival of the species.
Masturbate and get a dog. It has many advantages over a real partner:
> can deal with your shit
> actually loyal
> will live longer than most relationships, and much longer than most relationships are happy
love is a chemical in the brain designed to force you to find a mate to continue your species. Sad but true
>ear my mom piss
>sound like a fucking tsunami
>instantly think about her roastie
everytime..
>>25217089
>mom hasn't showed yet
>smells like fish sticks fresh from the oven when she walks by
This was a great story. I really enjoyed reading it. It made me reconsider many aspects of my own life.
>Go to toilet
>Mum or sister has left period blood on the seat
>tfw 62 and browsing 4chan
where did everything go so wrong
Post a time stamped pic, grandpa
did old people have memes back in the day?
I feel bad for you anon, are you teaching your grandson howto browse 4chin?