The year's almost over. What have you done to better yourself this this year?
I got fat.
i jerked off a lot
>>25228704
now my dicks crooked to the left
>at mass
>come to part where we shake hands
>cute chick in front of me smiles and says Merry Christmas to my brother
>I stick my hand out, she gives me an annoyed side glance and quickly shakes my hand
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>25228551
You should be less creepy.
There are plenty of ugly people who don't receive this sort of treatment.
You're coming across as creepy in some form or fashion.
>>25228551
>at mass
>come to part where we shake hands
>dont want to shake anyones fucking hands
>end up having to shake 10 peoples hands
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>18 year old sister is taking a baths with her 19 year old best friend
They've been doing this for years. At what age does this start getting weird?
>>25228409
Neat.
Also I have bad news for you OP, they're not just "best friends"
>>25228457
This.
Anyone have that greentext of the guy who walked in on his gay son and his friend?
>>25228457
I've been thinking so for a while but they both have boyfriends.
Who else is at christmas dinner right now? Anyone elses dinner going south like mine yet?
Dysfunctional "families" shouldn't even be allowed to do this shit. Stay strong laddies.
I'm about to head over to my brother's house and have dinner there, not dysfunctional so everything should be okay.
Official Christmas Eve thread?
>>25228321
What happened? Did you talk about politics?
>>25228321
>"anon! foods ready, come eat."
>walk to kitchen
>grab my plate
>dump half of the food in the trash
>"this is for the starving niggas"
>go to my room and eat the rest of my peas and rice.
I don't understand why anyone would even pretend today isn't just another normal day.
I didn't...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Just a daily reminder about the fact that estimated 89% of aspies and autistics die virgin.
sauce?
original sauce?
?
>>25228276
>tfw not even an aspie or autist and will die a virgin
Well I probably have most of the symptoms of aspieness but I was never officially diagnosed or anything.
>>25228547
American Psychiatric Association
is anyone home alone completely this christmas?
i am.. can't decide if it is masterrace or total misery.
im home alone every day
#1bdrapartmentmasterrace
>>25228258
I'm home alone every single day, including christmas, fampai.
Last year before it was normie9k, the lot of us got into a skype call together for the holidays and kept eachother company. Pretty cozy actually.
>>25228320
what kind of people were they?
i hope it wasn't just smartass dudes with glasses and goaties..
Where do we go now that this board is completely and utterly ruined?
>>25228249
>completely and utterly ruined
fits my life tbqhwyf
We do like we always have done; stay home and lament over our precarious state.
>some shitty college project mobile game
>end of the world guys
this is you right now
Does r9k have friends?
I think I made my first friend today, or this month, whenever it was I wasn't aware of it. I never had a friend before, not even during childhood, I was just that strange kid who everyone hated and no one would speak to. But I think I made my first friend and holy shit I am crying right now. It might seem stupid but it's just so overwhelming to know someone appreciates my presence, or at least pretends to.
Is this the ticket to normie-ism? Please.
So, who are R9Ks friends? How did you meet them? Do you want friends?
>>25228247
>friends
kek
original comment
He's probably a gay chad and he's just trying to pump and dump you.
>tfw you have a single friend and you don't know if he's just tolerating you amongst his other friends
i should probably just stop talking to him to save him the trouble
If everyone really loves Asian girls why is it everyone roasts me and makes fun of me for liking kpop in real life?
I tried to show my family some kpop stuff today and they made fun of it the whole time. I got so mad I went outside and cried.
>>25228233
Who is this everyone?
You could barely get fucking two people in a room to agree on anything let alone everyone 9 billion people gtfo op
>>25228315
Are you asking me who makes fun of me for liking kpop?
>>25228233
AHAHAHAHA FAGGIT BANNANA!!!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsThlMpMcf0
Are you 7" banana masterrace
Also reminder that when asked what their ideal size is its on average 7 or more.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=118&v=UCA3FJfFs20
>>25228187
Wow, women actually want my 7x5 pencil dick?
>>25228187
Don't worry anon, I'll still love you even if your dick isn't some 8 inch monster penis!I'm a guy though. No woman will love you if your dick is little.
>>25228211
None of the dicks made were pencils. And you have to remember those are 7" visible. Not bone pressed so you could probably add an extra inch to that. But at least if youre a banana youre inherently good at sex.
WHY AM I SUCH A FUCKING BORING FUCK
>KV
>gather all of my energy to ask cute 6/10 girl from class out on a date
>she says yes
>start to freak out
>meet at a local coffee shop in the city
>can't hold her attention for more than 20 minutes and she leaves
Going for coffee is something you do after you've already done the interesting thing you had planned.
Unless you're a middle-aged accountant who works seventy hours a week and only has time to socialize on lunchbreaks?
>>25228348
I've never done something like this and I thought it would be a relaxed casual atmosphere for us to get to know each other.
>>25228183
Because you don't do anything. You don't read books, you don't have a hobby, you don't have any unique skills or talents, you don't keep up with current events, and you probably don't even have a nice body.
Need more omegles to talk to join dfewjrfjewrf
What are the tags?
OG comment
I don't know why the mods delete these threads then tell us to go talk to the degenerate normies of /soc/
>threads aren't original content
More than half of this board is autistic reposts which avoid the robot
>>25228652
the norm ones. r9k, robot, robot9001
>Christmas eve alone
>Very rarely drink (2-4 times a year)
>decided I fancy some wine tonight
>go buy a small bottle
>As I'm buying it, as I pour it when I get home all I can hear is
"Everything's better with a little wine in the belly" in Elliot Rodgers voice.
Well, is everything better now that you've got red wine in the belly?
>>25228037
>"Everything's better with a little wine in the belly" in Elliot Rodgers voice.
Nothing to be ashamed of.
In memoriam,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfxXqHpTUCg
>>25228119
Sometimes I forget his channel still exists.
SHE CRUELLY DUMPED ME THEN WENT OFF TO ITALY AND HAD THE HAPPIEST TIME OF HER LIFE AND GODDAMNIT IM STILL SO MAD
SHE DIDN'T DESERVE SUCH HAPPINESS
SHE SAID THE HARDEST THING SHE EVER HAD TO DO WAS GOING HOME, NOT BREAKING UP WITH ME, NO, COMING HOME FROM FUCKING VACATION
IM SO FUCKING MAD
Still deriving your sense of self worth from someone else. You'll always be beta.
AHHH FUCK WHY CAN SOMEONE DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE AND HAVE GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO THEM AHHHHHHH
let it all out, also fuck some shit up, hopefully her
I want You to live with the awareness of her misery hahahahaa
>mfw wagecucks slave all year round for 1 extra day off at Christmas
>mfw a neet slaves all year round posting wagecuck threads
>>25227875
>tfw you have no friends or desires so you haven't used any vacation days since last christmas
>boss yelled at you last christmas to use vacation days or they'd be thrown away
>didn't use a single day all year
>have a month of vacation built up and my boss is going to yell at me again
I've got the next couple of weeks off of work. No idea what to do with the time....
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>25227907
typing a few smug words and attaching a Pepe isn't slaving, silly wagie.