how do you get women when you can't drive
>>29710489
Live in a major city like LA or NYC so you can justify not driving.
>>29710511
i live in a large city but this girl lives in the suburbs about 20 minutes away by car
>>29710489
Get a bike or something.
>family comes over
>anxiety starts to act up
>I have to go greet them one by one if I want to go get some food
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Family comes over
>Can hear my mom saying 'Anon? he's in his bedroom, come!'
>Quickly turn off everything, get in bed and pretend to be asleep
>Opens the door without knocking first because she's a cunt
>"Oh, he's asleep, nevermind..."
>Play with 3ds under the sheets until they leave
Fuck off leave me alone.
>>29710539
I wish I could do that but they are staying here for a week and I have no water or food so I have to go downstairs and see them even I want.
>>29710558
Just go downstairs when they're all asleep and grab a bunch of food and some water to survive until the next day.
>um... a-anon? I-I had a bad dream, c-could I sleep in your bed?
Yes, but I must warn you, I always sleep naked.
Who the fuck are you? What are you doing in my house?
>>29710501
I think this will answer your question
TFW 95% of the people here were probably in kindergarten when the Nigga Stole My Bike YTMND meme was raging like a wild fire.
im 19 i dont even know what ytmnd is
moon man mentions it in some of his shit. i assume it is some forum or website
>>29710423
>Talking about YTMND
That shit was stupid as fuck when it was around and you should have zero fond memories of it. Let it die like myspace, ebaums world, and newgrounds. If we could just kill off reddit and tumblr too we would be golden.
>>29710423
>Nigga Stole My Bike
Fuck I miss those videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q520Zmy1xNs
Do you think Kristen Stewart is cute?
>>29710357
She's the closest thing to a Hollywood crush that I have.
>>29710357
Yeah I like her dead face expression and lack of being able to convey emotions
She's been my favorite celeb crush since like 2009
Obviously she's hot, but is she in any good movies?
why do you guys hate fireworks so much, i mean c'mon i am just as much of a robot as you guys and i enjoy them. who doesnt like looking at fireworks amd setting some off yourself?
It's been raining all day and will continue to rain until tuesday where I live so I don't have to deal with fireworks and can go to sleep comfy
Pretty nice weekend
Firecrackers are illegal here. Fireworks are about as fun as a wet fart.
>>29710356
>>29710356
They hate it because normies are having fun while they're not. Really it's their own fault though, fun is earned.
>Be me 5/10 fembot
>Start playing overwatch
>added some nerds
>one of them is an orbiter
>getting free stuff on steam
>he only asks for feet pics
>mfw :D
>>29710342
Stop posting anime girls when you haven't seen the source material. You don't even know who that is.
I'm gettin sick of ur shit fembots.
>>29710409
Nobody cares. jaja orignalow
>>29710342
>watch obscure twitch streamer
>become one of his regulars, chat a lot
>grill is also in chat, whispers me on twitch
>we whisper regularly, sometimes she boasts she get's free stuff from orbiters
>she adds me on steam
>we chat about the games we play even when the stream is off
>???
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>want drugs
>too socially retarded to get them
>too apathetic and lazy to get them online
>>29710297
i know that youre upposed to buy bitcoin but im a bum with no bank account and i keep all my money in the world in cash in my wallet
pot is easy to come by, so are pills like benzos and painkillers. beyond that, you have to do some serious hunting and make yourself uncomfortable, asking around
>>29710297
iktf
wouldn't mind trying shrooms again, it's been like six years
>>29710297
Grow em urself, boy
>tfw parents don't love me
>tfw people make fun of my complex motives
MIND HACK
>>29710239
Give an example of these so called complex motives.
>>29710272
You would not understand, they are too complex
>>29710296
That is an assumption, but let me further inquire so at the very least I can get as great an idea of these complex motives as I am capable of.
Do these motives pertain to the reality which we are a part of and which we can perceive?
Are they very abstract or specific?
Are the motives to be accomplished only using rigid means, or are you flexible in accomplishing your motives?
Can you list some categories of skills required to meet your motives, ie, medical skills, programming skills, etc....
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>Sunday night.
>July 3.
>Normies and niggers are lighting up fireworks left and right despite it not being the 4th.
>Tfw normies are getting together, having fun and getting drunk while I shitpost (AGAIN) on a Sunday night.
Seriously, I took a nap hoping to die in my sleep but here I am again. What is the fucking point of making it? I'm aesthetic af. It's Sunday and essentially a rest day yet I no longer find playing vidya games and...
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Just go ask them if you can play too, it's not that hard
>>29710219
OP must decide that. If you will not find the answer for yourself, OP, then No One will.
>>29710219
Go fuck a bitch on Tinder or something.
>interested in everything
>can't commit to anything
>end up nothing
Is this the worst curse?
>>29710216
yeah, but the good thing is that for the rest of life you get to know you'll never leave rock bottom
>>29710246
How is that good?
>>29710256
it's stable and better than being dead and feeling nothing.
I've recently discovered that I liked electro music and rave stuff and it had me wondering if I could make that myself. I'm looking for tips and software suggestion. ALSO post good Electro song
dang u sond kool dude
>>29710186
The scene is shit.
Good luck.
>>29710186
I'd recommend trying out some demos from different digital audio workstations like FL Studio, ableton, or logic.
Is it weird how we are transitioning into a female dominate/empowered society, but men are still expected to ask out opposite sex first?
Because rejection.
...Despite the fact 90% of males will go out with any girl who actively approaches them.
>>29710177
men face rejection all the time, is it not fair that they face rejection too?
>>29710147
>is it weird
no, it's expected. When females are dominant, they don't just start acting like males. Things just become ultra-female. We should expect to be forced to be more clever and impressive in the way we ask them out.as well as taller, richer, hotter, funnier, more willing to pay, more willing to listen to her stupid whining, more willing to let niggers cum in her pussy when she feels like you're not enough for her, etc.
What would you guys think about a live GoPro suicide jump? Gonna kill myself soon and I figured I'd make a spectacle out of it.
>>29710137
You'd be a legend on /r9k/.
Are you sure that's what you want your legacy to be?
>>29710184
It's my only shot at any legacy at all, so sure.
Anon you shouldn't do it.But if you did I would watch.
Get in here drunkbots.
What are you drinkign tonight?
>>29710111
Last night was my final time drinking.
never again
>>29710138
How long did you drink before and what made you stop?
me not, but my parents are drunk almost everyday recently
pls alcoholics don't have kids