This is a girl. prove me wrong.
>She's literally 10/10.
>>25233072
The fact that you're using that bait with that image is evidence enough that you posted a trap.
I can tell it isn't female based on how tacky it's dressed
>>25233072
>versace
Disgusting pleb shit.
merry xmas robots!
maybe you'll get a gf for xmas this year!
Kill yourself.
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Thanks for the optimism, Anon
Fuck this fucking board man.
It's like 2 sides of the same coin here. You got one side constantly fucking hating on women for how horrible they are, and another side wishing they had a GF.
FUCK OFF. If you want a GF then you must play the game. If you think it isn't worth it, or its a bad move, then don't. And stop fucking complaining because you don't have one.
Jesus christ some people on this website are so fucking stupid it's insane. So lonely and full of hate all the same time. Don't you understand hate is one of the biggest...
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Ask a guy who downloaded the app Mr Pepe: A Smug Meme adventure anything.
It's actually a pretty fun game desu, playing right now
>>25232952
Wanna go out some time?
>>25232972
Sure but only as friends
>>25232985
But what type of friends?
haven't seen those threads
>>25232849
in a while.
>>25232849
> mfw I never tip the person who makes my sandwiches at subway.
I'm one of the anons that made those threads, I actually have a job now lel
did you miss me? I had my married lover use a Phoeinix Down on me just for christmas r9k :*
>>25232767
who give's a fucking fuckkf
please fuck off from this board
>>25232767
reminder that YT killed himself and released his trip so this is an impostor
/r9k/, lemme tell you about the time I fell in love with a robot from here. C, if you're reading this, get fucked.
I met her four years ago. She was 16 I was 20. Because of the age difference I didn't want anything so we just stayed friends.
She was extremely shy, stuttered like mad during our first call, she hung up 20 seconds in. Took me even more to get a picture from her, and she was extremely cute, very thin, a virgin, and during our chats I found out she was extremely intelligent, reading a lot for her age, history, philosophy, everything, and...
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Also post some top tier drinking songs.
Going through a lot of this at the moment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZsQhpO_9pc
What's C's full name?
>>25232589
>get fucked.
But she already did.
>29 live with parents
>they said I had to go to my aunts and cousins house tonight, knew in advance
>dont really talk to my cousins or keep in contact
>mom tells me to get a gift
>buy a panties and bra set from Victorias Secret for cousin
>think nothing of it
>she opens it after dinner
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>>25232528
>>buy a panties and bra set from Victorias Secret for cousin
>>25232547
dunno I know girls like that store and felt its better then a generic gift card and shows thought or whatever. and its not like i put a note with it saying try it on or something weird
>>25232528
who buys lingerie for relatives they barely even talk to? Why do you need to even ask whose fault this was, it was yours for being retarded as fuck. Its as retarded as buying someone a pack of condoms
2019: Feminazis have taken hold of the world.
>Be me
>Robot alliance leader
>Chads are extinct; they succumbed first to the feminazi's influence to look "PC"
> Alpha males are no more after Order 66, in which the matriarchy laced their estrogen injections with Anita's blood (read: cancer)
>Robots were the only ones who survived
>Our blood has a special type of cancer-killing...
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2/3
> Feldora scans the "thing"
> "Oh my godjesus!" he exclaims
> "They managed to erase all traces of autismo waves!"
> "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?" he yells, shaking me by the sholders.
>"I do" a deep voice interjects
>we turned around, shocked.
> a woman, in full rainbow-battle armor stood...
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3/3
>running down hallways
>kill guards using my autismo-saber
>put on guard clothing
>bypass security
>can feel anita getting closer
>finally make it to reactor core
>put down clock near nuclear fusion machine
>I can sense in my disability of disabilities that the machine is creating a great disturbance in the spectrum
>"You can feel it too, can't you?" Anita says behind me
>I turn around, she's standing in the doorway with 2 troopers by her side
>howamigonnagetoutofthisone.hologram
>"It's too late." her sword activates and expands
>"FIRE."
>Looks like she isn't gonna have the peons stand down while we have a one on one swordfight unlike the cliche
>ohfuck.gif
>can barely hold off the onslaught
>suddenly I hear a voice in my head
>it's mac
>"Use the spectrum, anon."
>right
>I undergo excruciating mental constipation, with noises and all
>finally I fling the two guards into the core, killing them instantly.
>Anita, while apathetic, seems to fight even faster
>our blades crash against one another so hard we are both pushed back
>"Give up, anon, I'm lower on the spectrum!"
>"NEVER!"
>Now I can feel our very forces, our powers crashing
>my waves are stronger than hers, but hers are of higher frequency
> She begins to charge, running towards me at superhuman speeds.
>"For someone so powerful..." I say
>"You're not so smart."
>At the last second, I dodged her charge
>as she flew towards the power core, her foot snagged on my clock, throwing it into the core.
>"Core unstable, evacuate immediately."
>I started to run and never stopped.
>The core instability had stopped the "Male Reconditioning System" freeing all of the capture robots
>As I ran alongside my comrades, I felt that we had a chance in this war after all.
First greentext- I know it sucks.
it was perfect dont let anyone tell you any different lmao
Post your amazon wishlists, give and receive, and be comfy. There's no defined list of who has or hasn't got presents, but please feel free to gift an anon something! Make their day!
Tell us how bad your holiday has been and maybe somebody will make it a little better !
>>25232267
I would like one gf some time before New Years Eve.
>>25232267
A hat for a balding fag would be greatly appreciated. Thanks anons
/w/3HKFF3PD4HLUF
How do I look at these wish lists. I wanna gift some anon
Ive convinced a married turkish girl to comeover and do the you know what. Am I a bad person for seducing a married woman?
What the fuck you fucking chad.
>>25232160
yes
dont go down this path, you're better than this
>>25232181
it took a lot of texting and sweet talking, but shes coming over soon.
ITT: Post a picture of how you're feeling right now.
Indifferent
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M Christmas anon.
>>25231977
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ITT post your best and worst shrooms trip.
pic somewhat related
First timer here, what are some things i should look out for, as well as how to prepare beforehand and how to hide it afterward?
>>25231965
You're going to freak out because you're a loser and you've done nothing with your life. You're a disappointment to your parents and you should kill yourself.
Never had a "good" shroom trip. I always get so fucking confused by the littlest things and I can't let anything go. Last trip I had, kinda towards the end, I had convinced myself that a whole bunch of shit happened when it didnt, like me killing someone and going to jail. Was overwhelming, and I broke down pretty bad for a little bit. Do acid instead, SOOO much better.
>>25232177
I had that same trip
what meds do you take r9k?
were you in special ed?
have you been to the psych ward?
I take pic related and yes to both questions
tell your storys
Cymbalta 60mg
Trilafon 2mg, sometimes
No
Yeah, once.
No story, I'm just coming to terms with the fact that I indeed have a porn addiction.
I was in the retard classes
>>25231848
no medication but i need some but too scared to reach out for help
>it's just calories in, calories out bro
The problem is that Fatass fucks like you consume the worst type of calories (simple sugars) and the amount you consume at a given frame time forces your body to convert it to fat.. Stay a fatty mcfat, fatty
>>25231598
>conservation of energy doesn't apply to me guys! It's genetic!
>>25231652
Doesn't work like that buddyy
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE AND ITS FUCKING 69 DEGREES. WHAT THE FUCK?
77 down here in miami baby
We need to build a wall between us and the sun!
It's christmas eve and nothing has changed. Everything still sucks