>be me
>get expensive gift I'm completely indifferent to considering I never asked for it
>parents ask if I like it
>forced to pretend I actually care and mom is mad at me because I am seemingly ungrateful
>if I say I don't like it I lose, if I say I like it I'm lying and still lose
Have any other robots been put into this kind of situation? What the fuck am I expected to do?
Pls help brobots
Out of appreciation even if you feel indifferent, they don't need to know.
Pretend to be happy with it in the worst case but preferably be genuinely happy that they were thoughtful and kind enough to give you that in the first place.
To me it's the thought that counts more than anything.
>>25245070
What was the gift anon?
Is it weird to masturbate to your classmates facebook photos?
>>25245063
Everyone does it.
You should tell her. She'll be flattered.
>>25245063
been doing that since 12 or 13
everybody does that
>>25245063
Common as fuck.
i feel really bad. can you guys feel me?
we feel everything anon. dank meme topkek this morning
>>25245042
i dont know what to do.. life sucks. no gf
find your path, your truth, and follow it. whatever it may be. peace
Is archery edgy?
idk. seems cool to me
>>25244979
Only if you do it with a black hood/robe
>>25244979
It's only edgy if you're doing it to hurt people/zombies
Crossbow hunting is a legit sport, maybe ask /asp/ or /k/ about it.
Is the america 1990s really all cracked up like is it?
Do teenagers really just hang around after school, doing stupid shit and try their best to not get caught?
Do they all drive some piece of shit pickup truck and ride around to folk rock music?
Is that jockey and nerd stereotype really real?
I see all these stuff in video games, movies, but as someone who is born into a boring country, I don't know if any of this is true.
Its the stuff the betas heard the cools kids were doing so its obviously dramatized
>>25244944
Oldfag here. This pretty much sums up my adolescence to be honest.
>>25245193
So.. Why are you here. Looks like you had a blast?
My teenager life was pretty boring. I was awkward, and spent too much time playing music and writing stuff.
What did you get your parents, /r9k/?
>buy my mom a print of a random painting I saw on the internet
>print turns out to be humongous and much prettier than it appeared on the internet
>people at the fine art gallery wrap it up in beautiful wrapping paper with a golden bow attached
>mom gasps when she opens it and sees the painting
>mom and dad immediately recognize the artist and dad goes on about how its a limited...
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candle and flowers
I gave my mother an afternoon out where we first eat fancy cake at a really fancy cake store, and then go drink fancy tea at a fancy tea salon.
My mother is a literal millionaire who just buys whatever she wants, so she likes presents where she gets to be together with her children.
What's the meme'est gift you got today?
I got a bottle of booze(pear schnaps). That's the only thing I got that wasn't money. Not sure if that qualifies.
>using maymays outside le internet
>>25244968
I'd much rather have that disgusting alcohol than my meme shirt.
What's it say about you if this is your Christmas instragram post?
She really enjoys her candy.
She enjoys sucking a good mint.
her teeth are great despite eating candy?
black is beautiful, don't you think r9k?
the most
>>25244911
and 911 was a inside job, anythnig new
>>25244911
whenever i see a black girl i start to hear them them nagging and my dick goes soft
I truly, honestly believe that 2016 is going to be the worst fucking year.
>why?
It's a feeling. Shit's been really hitting the existential fan lately.
Normies infested this board, nigger memes have plagued threads. Women, it turns out, are general cunts, most of the politicians we have are just shit, ISIS, massive school shootings, Star Wars, etc
This year had been a complete fucking disaster, and with tensions between races at an all-time high, something next year might start either:
>a...
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NO WE MUST MAKE 2016-2025 A GREAT PERIOD OF TIME
IT'S GONNA CHANGE BIG TIME BUBBA BOY
AAAAHHHH
LETS GET STARTED SHALL WEEEEE
The racebaiting will keep getting worse, those people from asianmasculinity and all those other obscure subreddits need stop using this place to push their agendas and alleviate their insecurities
Here are my predictions on 2016:
>internal uprising of ISIS fighters who came in here as "syrian refugees" doing mass coordinated attacks across Yurope all on the same day
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/555434/Islamic-State-ISIS-Smuggler-THOUSANDS-Extremists-into-Europe-Refugees
>Black Lives Matter / Black Panthers coordinate terrorist attacks against white people and start shooting
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>hemoroids
>trying to take a shit without standing up
>mfw
>tfw hemorrhoids for hte past 2 months
Usually they retreat after a couple of days. This doesn't sound good.
>not squat shitting
You brought this on yourself. Enjoy your inflamed asshole, bitch
>>25244735
can i ask u some personal stuffare you overweight and sit for the most of the day?
Why are you here right now? Why aren't you interacting with your family and celebrating Christmas? I'm sure they'd all be happy if you just talked to them.
>>25244681
>I'm sure they'd all be happy if you just talked to them.
hownew.ru
they bailed and are coming over tomorrow, plus i dont celebrate christmas. just jesus
They all have their shitty children running around. I don't like children.
Would you rather have a gf or have Trump as president?
a gf you mong
We'd all get gfs if trump was president
Trump for president
He'll make America great again senpai
Just a reminder: The aliens never take a break from trying to destroy humanity:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1INItNKng0O
Real recording of a Grey leader boasting about what he does to his victims onboard his prison ships. Where he dissects humans, and eats them, bathing in their organs.
Vigilo Confido!
>>25244618
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1INItNKng0O
seriously the most autistic thing I've seen on this board. I'm not even exaggerating. Good job.
Don't you want to hear about my giant prisons, full of people whose souls I suck out?
>parents spend the entirety of last week at a luxurious resort in mexico
>all they get me for christmas is a fucking pair of $20 pajama pants
I can't take these worthless parents anymore
> luxurious
> Mexico
>>25244596
I got some really beautiful shoes for christmas :^)
I'm such a handsome young man :^)
>>25244596
maybe your parents hate you?