Am I gay if I want to give another man a handjob?
>>25253998
Yeah, that is pretty homosexual. Don't worry about it though, we're all gay here :3
>>25253998
>handjob
Yep.
>>25253998
Nope. No way you're gay, buckeru.
Upsides:
>Reduces/eliminates compulsion to masturbate
>reduces stress
>longer healthier life
>stops balding
>reduces body hair
>fell less threatened by men
>fell less threatened by women
>stronger female like orgsms
Downsides
>can't lift heavy stuff
>can't...
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There are websites for people who do it themselves but I'd prefer a professional do it
>>25253956
Yeah, plenty of surgeons will do that. There actually is a good case to be made for castration and people have recognized that since ancient times.
>>25253956
You forgot
>fragile bones
>hot flashes
>fatigue
>insomnia
>depression
>lack of motivation and self confidence
>memory loss
ITT we tell the ways in which we lie to ourselves. Lies I tell myself: I am not a jealous man.
>>25253941
"I'm generally a good/nice person"
"I think I left a good impression on them"
"It's so easy to pull myself out of this mess. All I have to do is try"
"There's always time"
>>25253941
I don't miss her, i don't need her, fuck her
>>25253941
'I'm worthless.'
Overcoming false modesty is hard.
Why don't all the robot virgins here simply hire escorts? Save up a couple hundred bucks and get a high quality non drug addicted/clean escort? I seriously feel for you guys, I read how lonely and desperate some of you are and it hurts. I have a lot of empathy for people suffering like this.I want to help. Or at the very least understand your plight better. If I can make one persons Christmas just a little bit better, or take a little bit of your pain upon myself, or even share in that hurt with you. I'd like to do so
>>25253935
>If I can make one persons Christmas just a little bit better
Kinda late for that. All the good escorts are riding chad at a holiday discount.
>>25253935
But I don't want just sex. I want a gf who will understand, support and like me.
>>25253935
Empty sex with someone who sees me as pathetic would not end my lonliness, and I'm not willing to pay for sex anyway
I really appreciate your words, although I'm sure that within a month you'll have found someone new to "empathise" with
Don't worry anon, most of us aren't planning to shoot up your school
>that friend whose parents would get into loud arguments and scream and curse at each other when you came over
I was that friend :(
Dakota. He was a year older than me. Whenever I'd go over to his house his dad would always send us to his room and yell at him. He would also drink milk from the jug, a habbit I picked up from seeing him. His grandma was cool though, she lived a few houses down and would sometimes let us join in on her games of cards and let us watch pokemon and dbz there. He moved really suddenly and nobody knows where he moved to, needless to say I was worried and devastated
>>25253978
Same here senpai. My parents fought like hell. Both love screaming, at each other and at me.
Do my arms look good Femanons? I try to work out and try to look good for you selfish fucks but you all go out with that skeleton white kid down the street? You got a problem with REAL american men? I'm a US soldier and I fight for my country. I am a real american and a real man and I could beat the living shit out of that skeleton twig looking prick youre hanging with. He's about 6'3'' and he looks like he hasnt ate in months and heres me, 5'5'' built motherfucker who beat the shit out that nigger down the street for touching my mail....
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You're not a soldier. I already called you out in the last thread. Which army uniform has a khaki top? Don't tell me non-US, you're using feet and inches. Stop trying to recreate the navy seal copypasta so hard. There are a shitload of active duty on /r9k/. Go play on a Facebook group of you want the attention so bad.
>>25254132
Bro wtf? Do you wanna fucking fight? I'm a US Soldier why do you care so much? Are you part of a known terrorist organization and wanna bomb my house or something cause I burnt the Qu'ran?
>>25254311
You're pretending to be in the army on /r9k/ of all places. You're not hard, just bored, pathetic, lonely, or all 3. Shouldn't you be studying the soldier's creed to seem more legitimate?
Would you rather have a fat gf, or no gf?
no gf easily.
>>25253773
no gf
fat people are disgusting, i was fat in the past and hated myself for it
>>25253773
How fat are we talkin' 'ere m80?
How was Christmas robots?
My uncle Denny said that the fact that he doesn't like when doctors poke him up the butt was a good argument against gay marriage. Loudly, over dinner. p all right holiday desu senpai
>>25253766
>How was Christmas robots?
lonely.
Normal, I guess? Not like I care, anyway. One day more, one day less: what matters is that death is closer, and nothing else.
Who else /nachos/ here. Lmaoing at people who think tendies are superior 2bh
>lmaoing at
back to the misc
>>25253714
those aren't nachos
nigga that's corn chips and dip with a little cheese on em
>>25253913
This is honestly what most white people think nachos amount to.
>Christmas Day
>slept through most of it
>mother too busy with her rich new husband to call or text
>dad doesn't call or text either, always has an excuse not to do anything
>received a message 2 weeks ago from a girl who moved away
>informed me that she'd be coming in to visit, and that we should hang out together
>we talk almost every day prior to...
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>>25253652
>>text back: "I can take a hint. Don't ever message me again."
you sure showed her anon!
>>25253710
I'm sure you would have texted something way more "alpha," am I right?
>>25253739
>don't reply to 3am message because sleeping
>reply in morning "no worries! have fun :)"
>go on with life, invest no more effort
Does dick size matter for girls? Is sex important for girls? I'm thinking about my future and at some point I want kids. Will I have to struggle finding a wife when I have a sub 4 inch cock? I find it kind of weird since I feel like I should tell them about my dick size, but at the same time it's not the first thing I want to tell them.
yes, to all of your questions. small dicks are inadequate.
>>25253651
Damn. I guess I knew though. Guess I'll have to find someone online.
>>25253599
Nice dubs.
It matters a lot, dont believe the patronizing bullshit.
If you got a small dick you're kind of fucked regarding relationships.
Will it stop you from getting a gf? No.
Will it most likely mean your relationship will have a pretty high chance of you getting cucked? Yes.
If a girl cares about sex they'll most likely drop you because of it after a while.
Find a girl who's a virgin or one that doesn't really care about sex.
Or just give up on women,...
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Method of removing hair from ass and balls.
Blowtorch
>>25253572
Epilator for ass, sharp razor for balls.
gay porn for ants
So 2 people posted that they were homeless on a previous thread, real curious now exactly how many homeless people are on R9K, tell us your story and daily life.
did demo stream tokyo godfathers?
fuck did i miss it?
ive been homeless
lived a lot in shelters between 16-17
thats how i got disabilities, a "from homelessness to disability" program in my city
now i just shitpost at 25, kv neet
being homeless is better than being in a shelter. being in a shelter is fucking torture
>>25255012
So do you just collect guvmnt checks To survive?
I'm always stalking my ex gfs twitter and normbook accounts going "haha dumb idiot.. haha... shes so stupid.. hahahaa........."
But it's times like these where I look and I admit I LOVE YOU PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME AGAIN YOU HIDEOUS MONTROCITY
YOURE MY UGLY GF
MINE!!
I LOVE YOU
ALL I WANT IS MY UGLY GF BACK
shutup, norman.
>>25253515
it appears someone still in love it with their ex : ^ )
I'm glad my ex is out of my life, I dumped her for a reason, but every 3 or 4 months I go look at her FB and get mad, not because I don't have her anymore but because she was able to move on with her life and get a new BF within weeks and I've been alone for 3 years.
>tfw only normies reply to my threads
>>25253491
Stop being so weird then anon :^)
Hi anon my Christmas was pretty normal
Hey anon, why are you so quiet?