my fucking microwave just stopped working how the hell am I supposed to heat up my hot pockets now
use a pan or the oven
Put a fork in the socket and hold the hot pocket in your other hand
>>25255815
Use your neighbors microwave
For how much longer do you think you'll be a virgin?
Like another 1-2 years
having sex just doesn't seem like a reality for me, it's like it happens on a different plane of existence
Can't imagine not being one
Daily reminder that you're a normie if you
>don't watch anime
>don't see the value in watching anime
>don't enjoy moeshit
>don't understand that anime is enjoyable because it is formulaic and campy
>dislike reading subtitles
>fap to anything other than cartoons
that is all.
Daily reminder that anime robots are worse than regular robots.
Shut up and post more fakeNEET.
I want moe-da-shit if you know what I mean.
I get some things at face value about the human race scientifically.
Like how blacks have sickle cell to fight fucking malaria, or melanin and shit for hotter climates to prevent skin cancer from over exposure to UV rays.
But why are asians' eyes slanted/squinted?
The genetic variables are interesting to me.
>>25255714
Pretty obvious if you think about it. Their eyes are slanted like that because they look at computers so much. I mean think about it, even their language sounds computerized and robotic. Ching cao ko ring rao. They are an advanced race of robot computer people
>>25255714
Asians love rice and slit eyes remind them of grains of rice, so they preferred mates with rice-like eyes, and over time this trait proliferated to the point where they became the slant eyed bastards they are today.
>>25255714
wind and snowblindness
>Fapping is completely healthy and good for you
It is healthy, just not when combined with an addiction to porn.
>>25255641
>7th time I've seen this thread today
fapping is great
a great man once said that it's like if you could rub your stomach to cure hunger
>mfw gays and trannies are sex-having normies and think their discrimination and rejection from conservative members of society qualifies them as "not normie" when in reality they most definitely are normies just a different sect and so they need to stop browsing this place now humblebragging about the sex they had etc
this desu.
trannys are pathetic, they're just a bunch of guys that cut their dicks off b/c they think being a girl = more sex.
it's the truth too, but they're cucking themselves in the worst way.
True. They want non-normie status due to their ability to get sex. According to their logic, they only have to not get sex and they will cease being non-normies.
>>25255623
I may be a robot but at least I try to not be a degenerate faggot.
How do I proceed guys?
>>25255552
Tell her when you want to go get coffee, jesus this isn't hard
>>25255552
send her a dick pic
fuck you mrroboto!!!!
Give her the corn
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>tfw relative by marriage is trying to hook me up with their child(non blood related) by telling me:
>She's a virgin
>She'll probably break up with the guy she's dating now
>She likes to stay at home a lot like I do
>>25255453
I see nothing wrong. with this thi
>>25255453
Sounds creepy. Avoid the relative and the girl.
>>25255453
She's probably not actually a virgin if she's dating someone right now. She probably lets her parents believe it tho.
Wait and see if she breaks up with him. Or don't wait, just find someone else who is not entangles in your in laws to avoid future drama if it doesn't work out between you two.
all I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away
why? it just hurts more when u lose it.
GETTING STRONG TODAY
A GIANT STEP EACH DAY
>>25255381
itt; albums with only one good track
Is it possible to get a femdom gf without becoming a cuck?
I like the thought of having a gf who is aggressive and controls me in the bedroom, but I don't want to become a cuck.
I'm pretty sure 90% of /r9k/ knows that feel, bro.
We desire these things because we're beta as fuck and lack confidence, so we seek out assertive people to make decisions for us
but at the same time, we want true affection and to not be treated like dirt.
>>25255360
You know, the only reason I'm into femdom is because I fetishized the thought of a girl wanting me because none do.
>>25255294
first you have to get a girlfriend.
>tfw too ugly to save a robot from his life of loneliness and depression
>my love will never make a sad robot smile for the first time in years because i'm an uggo
>i'll never be a pretty, personable gf who proves to his family he isn't a loser
>>25255232
damn, that is a specific feel.
I wonder how hard I punch you in the face without you dying.
>>25255232
Shut up and post your tits you cunt.
Is there such a thing as being objectively fat?
Or is it all subjective? I think it's merely an opinion.
What may be fat to you, may be super skinny to me, and vice versa.
>>25255229
I think fatness has some cultural subjectivity but is mostly objective
>>25255229
>Is there such a thing as being objectively fat?
Yes. BMI of more than 25 means you are fat.
>>25255229
everything is subjective, because we can only inhabit *our* version of the world
every single version of the world is a persons opinion. sure, you can collect the mass opinion and take that as "objective" truth, but its still just opinions, we can't see the world any differently - all meaning or explanations is applied by us
you can't escape the subjectivity meme.
>Wake up in morning, see this, what do?
Kill myself and hope I respawn into a better VNsrs tho kill yourself my man this VN is ass
>>25255506
I really liked this vn, I thought all the routes were pretty great
>>25255540
I gave up on it pretty early because the voice acting was annoying.
>tfw in 1945 you could enlist in the Army and occupy Japan and get a qt waifu no questions asked
> tfw in the year 1500 bc you just raped whoever you wanted nobody gave a fuck
>>25255119
I have a buddy stationed in Okinawa who fucks qt jap chicks all the time.
>>25255119
>tfw 2015 and not forced to kill or die for anyone else
>smoking weed and living life
feels good man
Official normie quest beta testing thread.
Take on the normie quest and develop a healthier, more fulfilling life or simply read the thread and help OP improve the infographs. All feedback and additional input welcome. All help with graphic design welcome.
>What is normie quest?
A series of images made with educational purposes designed to help robots, NEETS, cyborgs and normies achieve a better, more fullfilling life through good decisions and dedication.
>Why read this and not any self-improvement...
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>>25255117
The first infograph represents one of the lower possible statuses in the ladder, the omega NEET. Starting point to some, long-past low point for others.
Bumparoo for feedback
>>25255425
0/10
another bullshit self help thread
coming from some normie who thinks he's gonna come in here and with a few words save everyone
go fuck yourself and fuck off our board
saged