new movie did not have enough: CGI, podracing, midichlorians, youngling deaths, jar jar binks, highly advanced technology, lack of gravity and laws of physics, or sith absolutes. what a dang disappointment
>>25126243
>tfw no Jar Jar gf
I know his prose is supposed to be janky and overblown, but I still feel pity for the guy after all these years. is it worth my time fampai
Definitely. Aside from the first few chapters where he just talks about his childhood, I was gripped and constantly wondering what was going to happen next. It makes him very relatable too.
>>25126231
I'd say it's worth reading just for comedy alone.
Some of it is hilarious.
>>25126231
It wont take very long fag, your time spent masturbating and shitposting isnt that precious.
How do you make a bedroom cozy? My room is the opposite.
Also /cozy room/ thread I guess
>>25126171
gigantic faggotroom
also who are you kidding? you know damn well you are too fucking lazy or poor to change anything and you arent gonna do shit
How does this video make you feel, /r9k/? Tell me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdUHxLHBEz0
>>25126099
What the fuck
>almost 140000 subscribers
>>25126173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjyc7oxBmg4
>>25126099
I like her. She's gross and ugly but I like her for some reason.
That feel when I have to write an 8 page paper
whats the best way to start and overcome your initial procrastintion urges?
I wrote a whole paper under the influence of 8 Hawaiian Baby Woodrose seeds. The words were moving into intricate fractals and my whole brainstem felt like it was lit up with electricity. I got caught in a couple thought loops, and had to lie down to think. I of course edited it afterwards, because half of it didn't make sense. I wouldn't recommend writing on psychedelics anyways; maybe a low dose where it's just getting you stimmed and creative.
>>25126057
cut off internet, do it somewhere where there is nothign better to do
>>25126251
I tried to write a paper all coked out, it was SHIT. Adderall is 100x better.
What does Stacy look like?
Like that but white
What is with normies/staceies ; like sometimes They try to hook you up with a ugly or fat girl then behind your back they giggles and grin. Like some cheap entertainment has this ever happen to you anons? Why do they do this?
>>25125923
For some, they are trying to give you some training wheels so that you can eventually become a fellow normie. Rather endearing, really.
The less cute possibility is that they don't understand why unattractive people would have anything against other unattractive people.
And sometimes for the keks, yeah.
>tfw no one to get high with
>>25125876
>tfw nothing to get high on
>>25125928
Those are some serious feels, get off 4chan and go score some drugs now.
>one chance not to be born
>fucked up it
fucking really????
>>25125864
Is that when audiophilia goes too far?
hey you guys this is totally normal behavior it's okay to be a complete sexual deviant because think about it
if you like have a key
that unlocks
like a lot of locks
that's a good key huh
but if you have a lock that is unlocked by any
key
then it's a pretty bad lock huh
well that's why I cummed on my face last night
yeah I think I am a very feminine human being and I am really cute
I think it's fun to roleplay that I am actually a girl because I understand femininity stupid retareded...
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>>25125860
How many men do these things though? Tiny minority (even on 4chan they're a minority and this place is full of sexual deviants)
Sluts are everywhere though, which is why we're so weary of a girl's past
>>25125907
#1 fetish
>>25126262
Just because some NEETs spam trap shit everyday doesn't mean the whole site is into it
You're just trying to come up with lame excuses for being a whore
Post characters who are literally you.
Pic related
fuck you robot qwertyuio
>>25125858
For me it's the Joker: Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>sleeping
>start dreaming I am walking down a street next to a beautiful park
>suddenly rounding the corner is my 3d crush
>in the dream I muster up the courage to ask her out
>get shut down horribly
>in tears
>wake up with tears streaming down my face
>still feel sad even though it was all a dream
>tfw...
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and if it was a good dream you would've cried after waking up too... life just isn't made for us, everything is saddening and painful. crowley said that repressing something is just exciting it and that you must wake up painful feelings and kill them to get rid of them but it's just not possible.
>>25125904
Sad thing is that it is true
>>25125945
here's some ass
>What Kind of music do you like?
>"Oh anything really haha"
>Plays music you like
>"ew anon wtf is this, why don't you listen to Kanye West or something?"
>>25125579
Yeezy is patrician af tho. Not everything you listen has to be video game and anime music, anon.
>>25125613
H-hey I was listening to Sweet Valley
"...When, in some dreadful and ghastly dream, we reach the moment of greatest horror, it awakes us; thereby banishing all the hideous shapes that were born of the night. And life is a dream: when the moment of greatest horror compels us to break it off, the same thing happens."
- Arthur Schopenhauer, 'On Suicide'
So, when are you going to wake up?
You don't wake up though.
I don't know. I can't be certain what happens when i wake up, so i think I'll just let the dream finish on it's own.
an actually well written intelligent article to help you fucks out
http://thoughtcatalog.com/tucker-max/2015/10/guys-heres-what-its-actually-like-to-be-a-woman/
>>25125327
I'm not going to read that article, the URL tells enough.