>the vice President will never smack you with a riding crop and spit on you
Why even live anymore guys
>>25136002
>ywn be this door
>tfw too much dairy
>tfw constipated
also poop general
>tfw you take a shit so big it tears your asshole
For what condition or reason do you recieve NEETbux?
>hardmode: no eurocucks allowed
Also someone needs to photoshop Pepe as Uncle Sam
>>25135863
Can I get them for add and really bad chronic fatigue syndrome with crippling anxiety and depression since a young age?
>>25135970
I don't have the answers anon I'm trying to gather information
Almost bed time, wagecuck. Time to prepare for your bedtime ritual so you don't toss and turn all night. After all, you need plenty of rest after your two days of freedom!
>>25135777
I sure do hope I get good sleep, I have bunch of work to do tomorrow.
>>25135830
THIS
Goodnight senpai :)
Thisthread is for sad suicidal NEETs to feel better about their worthless existence.
Any /r/obro's play this game besides me?
>>25135684
U gey giy
Why are there so many more male virgins compared to female virgins when the population is essentially 1:1?
This would mean that one male is taking the virginity of multiple females, or in, other worlds a small group (relativity speaking) of males have multiple mating partners.
ls Eggman's Theory of Genetic Superiority correct?
>>25135670
This is why despoiling virgins was punishable by exile in Roman times
>>25135670
It's the simple 80/20 rule, genetics show that in prehistoric times, two out of ten men passed on their genes while eight out of ten women did.
Women are the sexual selectors in human biology, without social institutions that modify that such as arranged marriages, we will regress to this state of nature.
>>25135670
20% of men deflower 80% of the girls. Pareto principle.
Fuck juan, kill juan, marry juan, keep juan chained in basement
>>25135602
why you gotta be so mean to juan man he din do nuffin
>>25135602
leftmost is qt as fuck
>Human papillomavirus (HPV) infection appears to be involved in the development of more than 90% of cases
>Other risk factors include smoking, a weak immune system, birth control pills, starting sex at a young age, and having many sexual partners
>sex at a young age
>and having many sexual partners
BUHHAHHAHAH sluts BTFO. Its a cancer thats literally caused by being a hussy.
>But i make chad wear condoms
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Eating pussy that has HPV sometimes kills men because they get throat cancer.
Let that sink in.
>>25135797
Erm no. lel
Birth control pills cause blood clots and breast cancer too. They're just bad for you. But I take them to treat PCO which I gor from being a genetic mess.
>my bf
>SO
>I could care Iess
Tits THEN GTFO
>love yourself
>respect yourself
>be yourself
One on the left has had 16 sexual partners. STD free.
One on the right has only had 1 and he had a tiny dick. But she has herpes.
You have to choose one to marry.
What is it robots?
I would never date a non-virgin.
>>25135517
One on the left, but only with a solid prenup
>>25135517
I choose the tranny and kill her.
Easy choice desu senpai
Tick tock wagecuck
Better sneak that lunch in before Mr.Golderg comes back in the office.
tick tock should really be a banned phrase
I just wanted to let you guys know, if you like word porn, go read the way of the superior man. It's full of it.
>>25135341
"Rather, he wants to ravish her with so much love she is vanished, they both vanish, in the fullness of loving itself. He is dedicated to incarnating love on this earth, through his work and his sexuality, and he does so as a free man, bound neither by outer convention nor inner cowardice. "
"He simply lives from his deepest core, fearlessly giving his gifts, feeling through the fleeting moment into the openness of existence, totally committed to magnifying love."
"Heart and...
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I have to say, Burger King is excellent value and delicious food.
My friends the Whopper is Char Broiled and fresh. The fries are crispy and salty and tasty. The service is fantastic and they don't let black people touch your meal.
Great value and service and tasty food. Head on down their today.
>>25135301
Shit tendies tho
>>25135301
lmao is this burger kings new advertising campaign?
Burger king is always employed by black people. Nigga you stupid.
>Jumpman dunkin' in the bitch like Kylie Jenner
>She from struggles , all she eat's is chicken tenders
What did he mean by this
>>25135200
She has no money and can only afford frozen chicken tenders.
Hes not referring to teh fucking gay ass r9 gay website are you delusional fuck damn holy fuck
>>25135200
nigga got a receding hairline
Anyone else spending Christmas alone here? What's your story?
My entire family is over 1500km away. Flying is expensive and I had a bad experience driving there a couple years ago due to bad roads. It'll be my first Christmas spent alone and I'm not sure what it'll be like
Just make sure to do *something*. The worst thing you can do is mope.
>>25135668
Not him but all I do is mope. I'm surrounded by family and high school peers, yet I still feel alone and unwanted
>>25135691
Then change it up - do whatever you need to do to keep from moping. Take a drive, go camping, get drunk, book a nice hotel, whatever it takes.