Need new members for robot skype group
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derponmynubs
Who /comfy/ here?
>took a few Vicodin
>wrapped in a warm blanket drinking hot coco and watching Only God Forgives with all the lights out
>>25136550
>just took 3 bars
>drinking acai berry tea
>Christmas tree lit up
>watching Alaska:the last frontier
Comfy as fuck, famalam
I haven't fapped for over two days and now I feel really on edge and fidgety. Should I masturbate?
>>25136541
no resist friend, make it through this first addiction hump and break free
Nofap is just a meme anon go ahead and masturbate pls
Go for a run instead anon, you lazy sack of shit
I have a career, apartment, a car, and disposable income sufficient to begin a family. How do I convince fembots to apply to be my gf? I want to spread my superior white genes into the future, and equip my progeny with the abilities needed to do the same. Surely there are fembots keeping an eye out for eligible robot bachelors.
>asking r9k how to get a girlfriend
and thats how i know your whole post is bullshit
It isn't 1950 anymore bud. Look for a women in her 30s whose done riding the cock carousel and wants to produce some autistic babies now that she wasted all her good eggs on tyrone.
>>25136585
I bet there are fembots who want a good beta provider without having to fuck around with any chads
He's stuck in a childhood that existed 2 generations ago
one of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hCfCXy1Yro
Why is it that you never see a Mexican autist or something? Why are they all white?
>>25136636
>Why are they all white?
Not all of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT00SVtLSwo
>>25136476
I remember watching some of this guys' videos a long time ago. Does he really only play the claw machine?
2D will rise
I will finish what 2D started...
>>25136393
In another twenty or thirty years, maybe. I'll be too old to enjoy VR then.
Your waifu will slut herself about for money.
I have a physics test tomorrow and I know absolutely NOTHING about physics.
what do
You have a physics test tomorrow and you're on r9k instead of studying physics
I suggest suicide
>can only get off to traps and 2D
is this the beginning of the end?
the end of roasties, yes
this is what i was fapping to when i was like 12 years old
i'm a literal slut for big black cocks now
idk dude just kill yourself before it's too late
Might as well end it now senpai.
Seriously, fuck reddit
I hate it so much ree
>>25136310
why were you on reddit in the first place?
>>25136352
masochism desu senpai
>>25136310
What am I supposed to be looking at in this image?
HAVE A BEAST OF A MONITOR CAN'T FIND PORN STREAMING IN 2K OR HIGHER. DO YOU ROBOTS KNOW ANY SITES?
Just get a real girl senpai
>Walking down an isle in Walmart today
>trying to find the section that has those little packets of turkey gravy
>employee approaches me and asks me to remove my cape
I was going to say something but I'm not confrontational so I just put it in my fanny pack
This happened to me once
>In Walmart
>Walmart employee comes over and tells me remove my cape
>I raise my hands toward my neck, as if to remove it
>He screams "STOP!" as he realizes, but it's too late
>Teleport behind him, unsheathing my katana
>"Too late, kid."
>Kick him into aisle 4, leading him to fall against the toilet paper...
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This is bullshit, Walmart doesn't care if you wear a cape. they only sometimes care if you wear a full face mask. I know this for reasons.
Fuck you all.
Soup robots,
Normalfag here, but I've been drifting towards robot status the past few months. Moved across state for a new job so I'll have homies at work(construction bros) and at the gym, but where are the thriving communities online where a dude can develop friendships? A guild on some game comes to mind but that is sooo much wasted time down the drain.
Trolling tinder?
Trolling twitter?
Some forum?
Haven't really made the full switch to internet 2.0 school me please.
Come on robots lend me your power.
faggots answer plz
>>25130756
Ayy lmao cooked
Are people getting paid to shill for restaurants on /r9k/?
What the living fuck? How do I get to shill?
>>25136193
Post an ad: "Will offer food in exchange for services. Internet acces required/provided". When someone responds to the ad, you say something like "look, here's the dealio: every x shills you give on this nepalese posting corner of frustrated nerds that don't leave the house, you get some free fries".
Eesy cheesy
I like the shill threads
>doesn't support Bernie Sanders
>wanting to fill your country with as many non whites as possible
How can one man be so cuck?
>>25136147
>bernie supporters unironically use reddit vector ragecomic memes
why am i not surprised
>>25136147
>he's a redditor
refer to your own picture
>"thanks anon, but I only date other Asians. "
y
What is wrong with that retard, almost every asian whites white or black guys, other asians are the LEAST of their priority until they hit 30+
>>25136051
This.
Are you sure she isn't just playing hard to get OP?
Throw noodles at her and scream ' hurr ching chong wing wang shamefurru dispray!'.
Works on asians 100% of the time.