tfw no poor as fuck shirtless scruffy beggar manlet Korean bf.im a gurl btw
>>25149318
>I'm a girl btw
Saged. Shoo shoo roast beef.
>>25149318
>posts pic of model in expensive designer jeans
I have some bad news about real life for you Op.
So its 7:50 AM where I live. The stereotypical robot goes to bed no earlier than 3 and sleeps til at least 11 but I'm not like that and I am sure others are early risers too.
Do you have any morning rituals? Aside from basic hygiene stuff, anything you do most mornings that you enjoy?
I am usually up between 7 and 8. I put on NPR or the local campus radio and make a mug of (usually green) tea. I'll sit and sip my tea and stare at the wall. Sometimes I read. I usually read at night but I find that engaging my imagination early has a positive effect on...
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>hot chocolate an pijamas tier story
>not green texted
fuck off OP
>>25149425
Not a story, bro. More of a broad summary of a general pattern of behavior.
>reading r9k
>get frustrated that stories that could be more compelling as a fleshed out narrative are spewed out lazily as greentext
>used to come here and laugh myself to tears to at least 1 greentext story on the front page
>now most greentexts are either whiny or facetious
>why...
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I feel 100x worse when I sleep past like 10. Especially in the winter because the says are so short, it just aggravates my depression.
>tfw i'm going to see qt3.14
>tfw i don't know wtf i'm going to do
>>25149254
You're a frogposter so i'm sure you'll just mess it up.
Would he qualify as a robot?
>can't articulate himself properly
>always gets into awkward situations
Mr Bean was the ultimate Robot
>Shit with women
>Shit with social interactions
>Believes or likes to think his teddy is sentient to some extent.
>>25149210
>nice qt girlfriend
>nice apartment
>nice car
>fancy trips to america
>full of energy
>spends his days constantly trying new things
I don't know, you tell me
No, he had a qt girlfriend who was super into him despite him being completely incompetent and an asshole to her
>mfw the bunch of betas here try and act alpha
>>25149122
whatever. I don't think anyone here really tries to act in a way. people get a message accross with no insecurities. This is what confident people do too.
Also, nice job missing the point faggot.
>>25149122
What the fuck did you just say to me? I'll fucking knock that stupid /b/ smile right off your fucking face mother fucking bitch
People who got into /r/ed pill and think they figured it all out.
Reminder that high E "beta" males will always beat out neanderthal "alpha males".
lol i posted a meme, im one of your guys now? can i meet the hacker 4hcnan?
Hello, yes waht do u want?
>tumblr filename
Despite threads like this the redditdrones will still practice mental legerdemain to convince themselves frogposting isn't exclusively done by the cancerous (mostly underage) crossposters responsible for turning this board into shit.
They still think "pepe" is "our thing".
>its gonna be 84f on Christmas
>gonna be hot and sweaty
I fucking hate christmas in louisiana I just want at least some chillyness
Come up to Michigan bruh. There's no snow this year, but it's in the 40s-50s right now. Thank god it's not in the 30s yet.
>>25148889
I'm so jealous, that must be amazing
I'm rewatching all these Christmas specials and being sad because I'm seeing snow and coldness and everything. :(
ITT: we make fun of neetcucks
>>25148775
neets are gone when trump gets elected
>working 16 (SIXTEEN) hours for 100 united states dollars
>any year
come on now
>>25148801
holy shit, thats just fucking sad
Is the beta uprising a myth?
Yes, it is, only neckbeards believe that
Who /acne/ here? I'm 22 ffs, will this shit never go away?
IKTF. i stopped drinking milk, wash my face every day, change my pillowcase and i still have pretty bad acne
>>25148720
wash your face you autistic fat ass.
My acne went away only to return on my chest and back because hair is growing in there.
Do women even like chest chair?
I know they hate shoulder hair.
What are you supposed to do with half a gram of alprazolam powder? I hear you only need to take 1mg or less for reducing anxiety but milligram scale isn't that accurate
>>25148700
>he can't divide the area of a powder without a milligram scale
Pleb.
>JUST got prescribed benzos for anxiety yesertday
>haven't taken any yet, or ever in my life
>small pills clonazepam 0.25mg
what do
>>25148770
Take one
>voluntarily ingesting ethyl alcohol
>going to "parties" to stupefy your mind, babble incoherently and lose all motor control
Do you really want to be a Normie?
Well it's 10AM on a Monday and I'm aldreay drinking so kinda if that's what i tmeans to be a normie
>Do you really want to be a Normie?
HELLLLL no. Thats why I just stay home and smoke weed by myself like a good little robot.
>berenstain
>berenSTAIN with an A
Wtf??? I thought it was berenstein???
>who /fine/here?
Yeah life sucks. But do you really want a change? It doesn't really get any better, Just more dufficult
>>25148363
>difficult.
Yeah you would let me screw it up computer
>As part of the application process, you are required complete an online pre-employment assessment.
>This assessment will take approximately 30-40 minutes to complete
Why is it legal for a job to last more than 10 minutes?
>>25148256
fun fact: they're actively trying to discourage people like you from applying - they want people who aren't bothered by doing 40 minutes of possibly-pointless work
>>25148283
This is false
>>25148256
yeah fuck that shit. i did one a couple years ago, but then i wised up, and don't do that anymore. i can do 3-4 applications in that time. i'm not that fucking desperate
>>25148283
this, i imagine. it's such a blatant time-suck that it has to be the only reason. it doesn't even make fucking sense.
LOVE
LOVE WILL TEAR US APART
AGAIN
THEY KEEP CALLING ME
Ever read House of Dolls?
I've never experienced love before so I have no idea what he's talking about but I still sing along.