Did you hear about the new meme Torby?
Awww what an adorable qt
I like lunboks better
>>25163275
Some people call him Torben
Gensokyo here I come
>>25163185
Farewell
llewwraf
Some of you guys are real fucking pricks. Just intrinsically. Like it's all you fucking know. And I guess you can't really be faulted for that.
It just grates on you after a while. It puts shit into perspective, it gets fit into a scope of grander schemes. Like unprejudice murder with wild abandon. You probably think of edge if you read that.
Imagine someone capable of doing it. Exactly as advertised. Now think of them being from here.
I know that not all of you can be pigeon holed into the same character archetypes. And some of you would still...
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You seem troubled. Have a rare Brett.
>>25163183
>Long, psuedo-intellectual post
>Rambles on and on without a point or theme
>Accuses [x] people of some morally wrong thing, despite the fact that nobody fucking cares
All this is missing is 1045 upvotes and an edit that says: Thanks for the gold, stranger!
Back to reddit!
>try my own cum for the first time
>can barely taste anything, it's only a little salty
Why do girls gag when they taste cum?
>>25163143
It's based on your diet.
As a fag, I've tasted more than just my own cum. Two people exactly, myself and my ex. Mine is very salty and leaves a terrible musty aftertaste for a while however my ex's tasted like water.
So you'll eventually feel bad for making them do it and they won't have to pleasure you orally. It's all mindgames.
>>25163143
How do I suck my own pee wee?
I'm only 6 inches btw
/sad/ thread anyone? It's been a long few days.
>be me few days ago, highschooler
(inb4 b&)
>pretty popular kid
>not bad looking, lots of friends
>meet girl in Chem class
>we start being friends
>both of us are agnostic, love Star Wars, similar interests, etc.
>she seems pretty cool
>isn't very popular,...
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cont.
>stops texting me
>Says "anon?"
>"Yeah."
>"Thank you for being a good friend."
>"No problem, I just want to help. Are you ok?"
No reply, I'm afraid. She might have finally given up. I'm kinda feeling like shit right know. Hoping she's ok but... I dunno...
Any other robots have a shit night?
the world is so depressing. I just wanna go out like Travis in taxi dinner, ja feel?
inb4 fuck you underage
today has been a shitty day
>I woke up late for my employment drug testing
>Lost $100 to OSRS account scam
>pain in my right abdomen idk what the fuck is
>my jewry is eating me alive
>i miss my 100 dollars
>have to wake up at 6 am yet I get off work at 12 am
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
I've been indecisive my entire life and I'm going nowhere. Should I kill myself or hang on and try to make something of myself?
Kill yourself, everything is pointless.
>>25163162
Okay I will then
Daily reminder that if you dislike women in general you are homosexual and there's nothing wrong with that
>>25163065
No, you just know whats up.
Theres a 5% of women anon, find it and you'll be happy forever.
The future of America :-)
>>25162727
Dude that's a really big cock! Fucking normies with their chaddicks...wait isn't this a cuckold thread? Wait what dude?
>>25162727
>thatfeelwhen you know if your gf saw a dick like that she'd start touching it and blushing and saying how much bigger it is than mine
>>25162727
Femanon here
If any guy whipped out a cock like that id have the same reaction and I'd most likely give him head and let him fuck me.
Big flaccid dicks get me super wet especially when a guy just whips it out of nowhere!
Are there thoughts, ideas, angers you have gestating inside your mind you'd never speak about unless directly asked or prompted?
As if there was this vampiric invitational principle you've applied to the tortured portions of your psyche you've forbid yourself from speaking on without unanimous compliance.
You've adhered yourself to the unquestionable convention that overt introspection is weakness. Internal conflict is meant to be digested quietly, indefinitely. Taken to the grave and beyond.
leaving you to writhe in your own mind in ineffable...
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>>25162696
>Are there thoughts, ideas, angers you have gestating inside your mind you'd never speak about unless directly asked or prompted?
Literally everything.
Is getting autism bux hard?
Tell me /r9k/
I live in france, and I'm 18.
What can i do besides being fat and autist?
Should I go to the gym?
I was in the same shoes as you as I reached in the bag of chips with the controller/mouse in the other, pondering upon the thought. Should I go? Is it worth it?
Well, the first few weeks are gonna suck ass bro. Like major ass. But this is where people make/break. The first week, IF you go hard enough, you won't even be able to walk at normal pace because you're muscles will be screaming in agony. But that's what is meant to happen.
I've been going for a year now and I love it. After the 1st 2 weeks of going consistently, adding alittle more...
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All I could say is, if you decide to get fit you have to expect to do whatever you're doing forever. As soon as you go back to your old ways, you go back to your old body.
That's why the rate of successful weight loss is so low. You need an active life, not a short term diet and exercise plan.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with my hair on a day to day basis? Whenever normies give advice for getting bitches they usually include something like "Get a decent haircut".
What does that actually mean in practical terms? My parents never explained this. Right now I just shower and then let it dry into whatever form it takes.
pls respond
bloxbloxblox
Why does all of r9k complain about having a small dick all the time. It's not like you'll ever use it, so why bother worrying?
There's nothing like the feeling of filling both your hands with your cock as you stroke it.
>call 9198522222
>ask if this is pizza hut
>post call on vocaroo
trust me their reaction is hilarious
shameless
self
bump
nigger
>>25163402
Fuck off samefaggot, go back to leddit.Also I saged
>Not absolving yourself of your NEET status to earn the funds necessary for a gun to kill yourself with
It only takes one paycheck, anon
>selling out to bail out
thats like double fail