Robots, what are you conditions for a black gf?
Mine are
>light caramel skin
>straight nose
>full lips
>ability to grow own hair more that than 10 inches
What are yours?
Same as my conditions for any gf
>nice face
>reasonable body
>wants to cook for me
>not a feminist or mentally ill
Same as any girl. I don't care what race she is.
>common interests
>relates to me
>won't cheat
Who unironical /cuckold/ here?
Not the meme but the real deal.
Me: last wank about being cuckold slave with chastity cage in a harem of slave girls.
I do their nails, get bossed around by them, until Master tells me to shut up and kneel in the corner while he fucks them. And so on.
When he's finished with fucking them, they are happy and relaxed and let me kiss their ass.
Or tease me or put dildo in my ass ot milk me.
so you're not an actual cuckold, but you have fantasies?
completely different anon
>>25180311
Cuckoldry is for people with the social skills to meet and interact with women, but not the hardware to do anything further. Personally, I'd rather get a sex change and go gay than be a cuck if my junk was that tiny.
Can some richfag please help me out? My mom just died and i have no money. I want to escape, and I don't have any WoW gametime. Pls give me 13 euro, so I can distract myself.
Pic unrelated ;)
Paypal: [email protected]
>>25180279
next time just pay a freakin' gold farmer
>>25180279
Depends on the country you come from.
I'm eternally grateful to my meme influences
But they will not free me, I am not diseased
All the people ask me how I drew, Rare Pepes
Life should be full of autism like a MS painting
But it gets worse day by day, I'm a potential Beta
A creeping wreck, a manlet wretch
Everybody asks me how I drew, Rare Pepes
His soul hurts though it's well filled up
The praise received is mentally sent back or taken apart
Salon online magazine just about sums him up
E.g. self-satisfied, smug
I'm living a fake, normies say, "You are entitled...
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>>25180199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoxY0D_dNXI
>be 21
>go to solid university in shitty Europe country
>parents 24/7 giving me shit about how I should find a job and "boost" up family income
>decide to find a job and continue my study
>"you dumb motherfucker you should focus on your study"
>"one more nonsense like this and your outta this house"
Wtf? Does anyone else feel like their parents are...
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>>25180080
shameless self bump
also fuck off robot
>>25180158
samefag
But seriously parents are dicks. Supportive and supernice parents is jus a meme. Just quit your job and that's it no more talking on that
>Hey anon, we were guessing whose butt smells nicer. Could you be the judge?
can i use my tongue?
can a girl please just fucking fart one me what the fuck man
>>25180033
>pulls their pants down
>put snake in ass
I hope you have a good day today, Anonymous.
>>25179960
don't tell me what to do
~original post~
Fuck off wormslut.
*night
ftfy bud
i haven't felt this melancholic and suicial in a year, robots.
hold me
>>25179946
The days will start getting longer from today anon, there is a bright spring ahead.
>>25179946
quick, distract yourself by playing a video game, masturbating, or watching an anime
>>25179970
the thought of them makes me reminicent of past times. truly tragic
:(((
Who /Red Dwarf/ here?
dwayne dibbly desu
>>25179926
DWAYNE??
Ohayou robots!
Whatever it is you're doing today, please do your best on it!
Do your best!
Bump
>>25179850
My exit bag parts should be delivered tomorrow, I have nothing to do until then, little mountain dog 2hu.
>>25179850
Post the awoo one bls
This won't be originaru
I am making this thread for the sole purpose of "ERROR CANNOT POST A DUPLICATE IMAGE" blox-ing the WIPES PEPE'S BUTT posters
Get cucked
>>25179814
IS THAT PEPE LOOKING TO GET ANALLY MERKED?
So I spent the two years after I dropped out of high school in absolute filth, but today I finally got around to cleaning all my shit. I went through a whole pack of paper towels and sacrificed a couple towels but I wiped away all the dust, pollem, cum and residue that covered my room. Everything is so clean I feel like a human again.
Enjoy it for the one week it's clean.
>>25179736
Now, clean it each week on a specific day so it doesn't get out of control again. This is the first step of getting out of here, faggot.
Why don't more people go /full rodger/?
Guns are easy to get anywhere in the world, there are at least 20% of men getting no sex or attention from women.
It is usually the small dicked rejects that use guns to shoot other people, rodger probably would have joined the military if he didn't go on a grand theft auto style gun fueled rampage.
Heck, this gun enthusiast shot a few people from a moving vehicle.
Most of the rapists in I-SIS are virgins and claim they are fighting a holy war to get virgin brides in paradise.
Oh and all...
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Because getting laid ain't that hard.
>want to spend christmas alone masturbating and drinking
>single mom girl who I work with is forcing me to go over her house because she hates people being alone
>tfw situationcucked
What do I do? I can't turn down free food
Bring over a bottle of wine or two. Drink with the single mother. Get your dick sucked.
>>25179726
Forcing is a strong word. She's either trying to fuck you or pities you, in either case all you had to do was say no. When you arrive give a precondition that means you'll need to leave within 3 hours - parents needing something or whatever. That gives you an out.
To avoid awkwardness just get her talking about herself/her interests (and here's the hard part) look and act genuinely interested in what she's talking about. Treat it like you're meeting someone from a country you know...
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>>25179776
No
>>25179809
Yeah she thinks I'm gay and want to kill myself for some reason
>tfw you're team isnt doing so good
>>25179700
>tfw you're a fucking normie
>>25180094
twf when even robots can enjoy sports but edgelords are so insecure about themselves that they assault they own kinship