tfw the happiest I have ever felt in the last 7 years was when I took ecstasy for the first time a few months ago.
Sucks that I have a terrible addictive personality and would more than likely end up homeless if I kept doing it.
I
Nobody fucking cares you degenerate junkie. I hope you become homeless.
>>25218179
at least you'd feel happy again
i think it's worth
Why don't you just buy a big bag of em and learn how to control your usage and take them the rest of your life at certain times and shit
tfw my only chance at love is ruined because of kids cuisine
>be in high school sophomore
>have group project with 2 other people, one is lazy and has me do the work
>another is a cute girl who went to my elementary but never talked to her before
>I'm doing most of the work, she asks if I need help, I said sure and we end up going to my place together since I love near the school
>I pull our the giant presentation...
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Wasn't Kid Cuisine, it was your attitude. If you were charming & funny she'd assume it was ironic and quirky.
Like those hipsters with cereal cafes or whatever, I wouldn't be surprised if kid cuisine is popular with that crowd.
>>25218339
>cereal cafes
Stop triggering me.
Why'd you have to turn into her corn man.. You could have gotten a second chance
What are the voices in your head and what do they say to you? Mine is:
Called Cederic and he hates me
>tells me to kill myself
>tells me to hurt myself and how I am sick and disgusting and no one will help me, no one even knows
>Makes me do stupid shit like rub pepper or chili in my eyes, pour shampoo into my eyes etc
>when I try to really end my life he stops me and takes over because he says if I die he dies and he wants to be in control so he needs...
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This board officially has no robots left and you are all fucking normie fags who think its cool to be where the losers hang out
gtfo
>>25218032
Calls himself Ukobach and is more passive-aggressive but is ultimately responsible for almost all my fuck-ups and autistic behaviours
>>25218196
thats a strange name, what country are you from?
Who /childhater/ here?
Child = Psychopathic Midget with ADHD
>>25218021
I don't go around spouting edgy shit like that but I don't like kids either
>>25218021
I had a friend who used to say shit like that.
He's pretty fucking stupid, and so are you
>at the doctors office
>full waiting room
>some kid about 8 or 10, not too young, is pacing back and forth out of boredom
>eventually some old guy in a wheelchair asks the kid if he likes to read
>he replies, then sits down after that
made me kek. that will teach you.
Any other robots on here want to kill people? How often do you think about it? Is it a specific individual or anyone? What's your motivation? Do you suffer from outbursts of anger or irritability?
Roleplaying self diagnosed "sociopaths" stay the fuck out, this is a serious thread for mentally ill robots to discuss issues
Nice try FBI/CIA
>>25218017
this meme again
there are people posting edgy shit like this daily on here, as long as you don't volunteer personal information along with an actual plan of who you're going to kill you'll be fine.
>Gf asks what im doing for new years
>Say, hanging with friends
>She says thats cool and she wont get mad
>Fast forward a few days until everything is booked
>Gets mad
It's not like she doesn't have her own plans anyway.
>Girlfriend
Fuck off normie
Any /poor/ Steam users here ?
I scrapped up some cash and bought a 20 euro Steam Card, because I wanted Insurgency. I still have about 15 bucks left and I can get an anon something for 10 bucks. Or I can get two people something for 5 bucks, there is a sale right now and a lot of good stuff is reduced in price. I'm like a poor mans Santa Claus.
Head to the secret santa thread senpai
>>25211396
>>25217809
Oh, I didn't saw it. I'm sorry, I'm gonna head there.
>>25217825
No problem mate, have a nice christmas
/soc/ is an accurate representation of modern society.
>Women leading betas on pretending to be innocent
>Women openly admitting to being shitty human beings and still getting whiteknighted
>Beta normies actually getting laid but get rejected most of the time and having to beg for it.( also getting cucked and dumped a lot)
This is how normies that you envy so much get to date. By throwing away their dignity.
Women can keep their dignity because even if they are...
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>>25217761
Accuratebased chikatilo
>>25217761
>getting cucked and dumped a lot
desu that's life for everybody who doesn't date down
>Christmas party
>Only go because my friend is there (yes, friend)
>He acts all normie and socialises
>I sit in a corner getting drunk
>qt Lithuanian girl sits next to me and talks
>Not all that attractive physically, but she has a 'cuteness' about her
>Get on well with her regardless, think I could actually make a move on her (or at the very least...
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Not your fault man.
>>25217728
Do you really need to put your dick in someone else though?
Honestly?
Isn't conversation and a periodic massage enough?
>>25217728
>Blah blah blah my boyfriend blah blah
Literally every girl I meet ever. I'm quite friendly and social myself, I meet a lot of people and for the life of me, I can never ever meet a single girl. Everyone is already taken, some are on the verge of marriage and shit.
I realize it's going to be harder and harder to meet a girl that is single since I'm getting older every day and I'm becoming more and more undesirable.
But god damn, I'm only 24. I'm...
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How do you explain to your family at christmas..
>why you don't have a gf?
>why you have never had a gf?
>why you dont have any friends?
>why you never seem to leave the house much?
>why you dont have a job?
By not seeing them.
>>25217725
stay in my room all day
Merry Christmas, oceanic r9k.
Why are you still awake?
>>25217582
its only 10pm anon
gonna have a shower and head to bed soon tho
>>25217582
So I can claim I'm too tired to visit my family tomorrow.
>>25217582
Need moar PPL play counter strike Christmas maps
Do you have a special pet in your life /r9k/?
Mine is pic related my cat Maya
I have a plant which I saved from the trash. I like my plant.
Would you like to share a photo of your plant?
>>25217557
Your cat seems really nice Anon, tell us more about... her?
>>25217581
Please post a photo of your plant anon
>tfw you sneeze so hard your balls suddenly hurt
>that feel when you sneeze while your dick is hard as diamonds and it feels like it's going to burst
don't wish this on anyone desu
early sign of testicle cancer. get to a doctor
>tfw random pain in your asshole even though you don't stick things in your ass
It's ass cancer isn't it?
I feel like my personality is fake. I feel like a very one dimensional character that's great at acting. Realistically speaking, I'm pretty sure that's not true much at all but I still can't shake this feeling. I don't know how to fix this but its slowly destroying all of my self confidence and fucking with my identity.
Maybe I misunderstand, but you're saying how you act does not correspond with how you think you really are?
>>25217416
luckily for you none of us actually exist.
neither do you.
listen for the beeping.
> wake up
theres 2 sides to a person
how the world wants you to act
how you want you to act
My stomach and my bank account are full, and I might have just gotten a house for christmas
Fucj you
I might be fucking your mother for Christmas.
>>25217355
Are your balls empty?