>tfw the older you get the less chance there is that you will ever normalize
So what is the point of no return?
>>25230883
When you start ERPing with strangers in the internet using gook caricature images.
>tfw no qt gf to celebrate Christmas with
>tfw no gf
>ANY gf
>I WANT TO DIE
>>25230755
What would a GF do to make your life better?
>be american
>get caged
>be german
>get caliphate
>>25230738
>get caliphate
Caliphate > Cuckoldry
Last night I had a dream about putting on a chastity cage
as soon as I put it on I got aroused
I'm literally into femdom and cuckold porn though so no surprise that this is the stuff my dreams revolve around now
is sandwich board penguin the hottest meme of 2016
orig blank penguin for you robots
ladies, come talk about your holiday feels, YULE feel alot better sharing
There are like three presents under the tree for me. We don't have a lot of money so it's kind of a big deal.
>>25230689
the only thing that should be posted in these threads
>>25230892
this
>coming to literally the most misogynistic place on the internet to seek out the company of other women and share feels with each other
wew lads cant make this shit up. literal female logic
>go to see the new star wars movie
>intro text starts playing
>some faggot behind me starts clapping loudly and vigorously
>faggot is probably hoping to force the entire theater to clap
>no one else claps
>faggot keeps clapping for about 10 seconds
>no one else claps
>faggot stops and gruffs noisely
this absolutely made my night
>>25230675
A couple of mongoloids started clapping at the end - nobody else did. kek
>>25230675
I went and saw it on the 18th with my Dad. The theater was super packed so we could only get seats at the very top. We were on the 2nd row from the top, and of course on the last row behind us, there were like 15 high schoolers. They were being rowdy, loud and annoying all throughout the previews. One of them kept saying "Chris do your laugh" and this kid would just do this really loud and annoying fake laugh. If I wasn't with my Dad I would've turned around to them and said, "Hey Chris,...
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>That feel when getting girl to show feet on omegle and masturbating on cam to the point of cumming
We're gonna make it, bros.
>>25230601
I might give this omegle thing a shot.
>>25230680
Go for it. You'll be surprised who you'll find. My Christmas Eve is pretty much made.
>>25230601
Fucking normies!
Ugh.
Post your town on Christmas Eve
Pic related, it's mine.
I'm not fucking going outside
Are you crazy
>tfw no gf to get drunk on Christmas eve
You got us, I guess...
How the fuck does a person have a rectangle for a face like that?
Tell about how you're going to steal Christmas or ruin Christmas for somebody. Tell about little things you've done to undermine the Christmas spirit (e.g. pulling down Christmas lights, putting people in bad mood just in time for Christmas, stealing presents, etc)
kill yourself
oc
christmas is ass man.
not when you're on ACID
Why are there so many racebait threads targeted at asian men? Asians are literally 2% of /r9k/. Why spend all this time baiting 2% of the board?
Asian race bait threads never get any attention either. Seems pointless.
Race baiting Asian girls seems to bring in fruitful replies though.
>Be me circa 2009
>Use forum
>leave forum
>Be me now
>Return to forum
>Other forum-goer remembers me
>Suggests meeting up at bar
>Agree
>Don't know how to get to/from bar
>Don't want to lose chance to have a friend
>Don't...
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>2016 - 7days
>not just googling the name of the bar and the town you're in to find its location
>>25230369
remember the good old days of mapquest like 10 years ago. man that shit was cool its like you could go anywhere you wanted. and on the way back you'd follow the directions but backwards
>>25230491
>>25230539
I know the address and I have a GPS. What I'm worried about is getting back without driving drunk. The three options I can think of are
1) Train/bus - 4 - 4.5 hours vs 45 - 55 minutes driving
2) uber - ~$150 round trip; can't afford
3) Drive - alcohol
This information and more can be found in the part that isn't greentext
Every poster in this thread right now is a robot.
comfy pants
such shit quality op
>Showering at night
Disgusting
Anyone else feel like life is a game and were just really bad at it.
>>25230347
The reason life is so hard is because humans made it that way. Everything we have, like society, the way money works, the way status works, etc was invented by early humans and the system has grown and gotten worse up until the present day.
There is absolutely no necessary reason some people should have to slave all their lives just to be able to live a subpar life, while there are others born into money and never have to do anything ever in their lives. For instance, take everyone working shit jobs just to...
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>>25230347
Speak for yourself asshead
>>25230347
A prison for your mind.