>2000
>tfw no girlfriend
>2001
>tfw no girlfriend
>2002
>tfw no girlfriend
>2003
>tfw no girlfriend
>2004
>tfw no girlfriend
>2005
>tfw no girlfriend
>2006
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>>25234903
2016: the year I fail to do anything I resolve to do except move one year closer to the sweet release of death
>>25234903
>tfw every year w/o bf is one more year my cohort group increasingly couples up and decreases my chances
> Hanging out with ex-satanist edge lord friend of a friend
>"Hey do you know about 4 Chan.. Have you heard about this mmmeme... Look look 'check em'"
>"h-heh... Right... Check my dubs. H-heh."
>He looks at me in disgust "what are you talking about? Ash Chekm LOLOLOL
>>25234855
nice dubs, OP
I'm getting drunk alone in my bedroom and watching reno 911
doesnt get much more cring thn this
>>25234950
Pfft, hadn't even seen that.
Does anyone feel desensitised of how much of a virgin they are by browsing r9k?
Before browsing I felt like I was the only 19 year old virgin left in the world whereas now I find it difficult to imagine that there are people my age (21) having a regular sex life like it's nothing. Being exposed to so many other losers like myself on r9k has warped me into thinking sexually active adolescents/early 20s men are a minority.
Thoughts robots?
>>25234815
I'm 35.
There are no wizard powers.
;_;
Yeah, I feel like there's nothing wrong about it now, even though before /r9k/ I thought it was the worst possible thing at sixteen.
>>25234864
not even an invitation to Hogwartz?
all i need is a qt asian gf to be by my side for christmas
>nigger
This is bait and you should kill yourself.
>>25234805
Please don't be racist on Christmas Eve.
>>25234805
hey, i was just saying, i'd like a qt asian gf to spend christmas with.
Do you guys get depressed when normies talk point extremely attractive woman, or you see an extremely attractive woman. Because it makes you realize you will never be romantically involved with a wan like that?
It always depresses me when I'm getting to know someone and they mention they have a girlfriend/boyfriend just out of hand in a story or something
It makes me realize how abnormal I am, and that this shit is normal and unsurprising for 99% of people
What is JODI doing this Christmas eve?
Holy shit her face looks like a slice of bread
>>25235205
welcome to /r9k/, enjoy your stay.
>>25235205
holy shit fuck off how dare you
why dont you go to your comfy place redditfag
>Be me
>Senior in HS (ovr 18 i sware xD)
>Used to think that dating in HS was a meme and that no one actually likes anyone else
>Start talking to this one grill every day in class, finding that we have somewhat similar interests
>Suddenly I am no longer afraid to talk to grills
>I can now make eye contact without it feeling strange
>Feel this way for a couple...
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>>25234673
>>Used to think that dating in HS was a meme and that no one actually likes anyone else
You've made a terrible mistake, anon.
Most of the girls in your class are on their fifth boyfriend, and likely 15th sexual partner.
>>25235733
go back to r/theredpill
Believe it or not op, a lot of girls are still virgins don't let these bitter male virgins of /r9k/ get to you .
Unless you're interested in a girl there's no reason you should care if she's giving you cues. If you like someone then don't force anything
You shouldn't be allowed to post on 4chan if you're in high school even if you're 18 or over. You've still got the worldview of a child.
>tfw no santa bf
>tfw bf christmas gift still have to arrive next week
at 1 am the bad Christmas movies start, robots get in here
http://sync-video.com/r/rij5V5fh
>Santa Claus 1959
>SNOWBEAST
>Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
>>25234543
oh shit oh shit nice
>Calories in, calories out bro. It's as easy as 123
Here's your reply fegit.
What songs are giving you feels right now?
Not your most feely songs, but the ones you keep playing over and over again right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYcEMBSgFPI
it's a good day to hide anon, isn't it?
https://youtu.be/O0YcfiSR-wg
>Australian clothing stores
>>25234333
#beautyateverysize
fuck you shitlord
>>25234351
>he thinks that applies to men
>american clothing stores
Lets go to sleep /r9k/
zzzz
>>25234299
Dear Santa,
When I wake up tomorrow that girl I like from my physics class better be under the tree waiting for me. If you don't fulfill my wish, I will have no other option but to shit in a flat rate box and have it mailed to your workshop. I'll label it as something cool, too. Maybe elf treats or reindeer enhancers.
Thank you very much and good night
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>didn't buy a single card
>didn't buy a single gift
who broke and don't give a fuck here?
>>25234156
Check and check
>Chad gets drunk and fucks a fat girl
Oh my God Chad you're such a great person you don't care about looks I love you/
>Robot fucks fat chick
Look at those 2 gross people, they shouldn't be allowed to procreate they are so ugly.
>>25234151
>implying they dont jokingly make fun of chad
>>25234222
>"wow bruh you fucked {fattie}? pssh you're such a 'tard, bruh, nyahehahh, hey pass the football."
Chads get ripped apart for fucking fat girls
Except in your mind
Which is why this is a post