Why are the people of this board so autistic. Why do you think messaging a girl youve never met on facebook is the way to go?
>>25248559
because it works for men who can behave normally.
Silent toad thread on a silent night
Do the stanky fap
Do the stanky fap
Do the stanky fap
>>25248554
What's a stanky fap ? Can I fap using your iFag ?
come in a sock sock sock sock
ITT: Post nudes of femanon sluts that you've saved from 4chan.
>>25248445
requesting mystery.jpg camwhore nudes
>>25248467
I'd post them if I had them but unfortunately I don't. Surely someone here does.
>tfw no insane girl to jerk me off while telling me to kill myself
>like this qt Russian Jew
>surprisingly, she's the only Jew I accept so far and her Mom since she treats me like the child she always wanted
>we have a history
>confessed strong feelings for each other
>had a fallout four times (before and after our confessions)
>she was always the one to come back
>tells me last night how she got disappointed for being...
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>>25248442
>tells me last night how she got disappointed for being rejected by some guy
>"REEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING BIMBO! HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU THINK I WOULD SOMEHOW REACT FINE IN A WAY TO THIS?"
similar thing happened to me last night, cuck my shit up senpai
>>25248632
Fuck, nigga. I just want to be in control and literally decapitate a slut to make an example out of her to make sure people know what will happen to them if you become as such.
It hurts senpai
>Christmas
>family goes to my moms/step dads for dinner
>don't wanna go because don't wanna deal with step dads relatives
>my dad is ordering Chinese right now
>mfw don't have to deal with people and get to be comfy.
>>25248414
Thisis the epitome of comfiness.
Now just relaxing in my robe with a full stomach, this is the good life, boys.
Just watched the Pictureshow of my End-of-school Trip to spain
>tfw you are in literally none of the Pictures
>tfw every girl from school stopped writing back
This is now 4 years back and im feeling lonely
ill be your friend. marry christmas
>>25248510
T-thanks anon-kun
Hey guys, I received a solid amount of money from my family for Christmas and I plan on hopping on the Amtrak train and taking a trip somewhere in New England.
Are there any New Anglo-bots that can point me in the right direction?
Probably north east, depending on where you are I guess.
>>25248425
I'm from PA, are you suggesting Maine-Massachusetts?
What do you like, OP?
Would you fuck a female Eggman?
heck yeah if she would have me
i would fuck the male eggman if i was being completely honest fame
>>25248321
damn, it's amazing what a roasty body, make up and a non-balding head of hair can do.
Some of you are alright. Don't use the Steam Store tonight.
>>25248295
7/10 post
on topic and sensible chuckle
Anyone else set for life?
>inherited house with no mortgage
>inherited both parents pensions
>never have to work
>can do whatever I want with my life
Yes, but do you have a gf?
>having a pretty good day
>remember that one horrible thing you saw on 4chan that one time
>spend the rest of the day ruminating on all of the horrible shit you've seen here
anyone know this feel?
>>25248216
nah...i've only experience joy, anger and laughter since the first day i came here.
Horrible shit on 4chan makes me forget the horrible shit I did IRL.
Quick: name the worst thing you've ever seen on 4chan/Internet
>tfw the worst thing I've ever seen here was so bad I don't even want to say it so it doesn't encourage other people
God bless dreams
I mean seriously god bless the fact that we pysically evolved the capacbility to experience dreams at night when we sleep.
They give robots like us a chance of happiness for a brief moment, despite being unable to experience it in the real world.
I'm not always unhappy and have a few good times in life, but by far the best moments in life have been in dreams
I got cucked by chad in my dream last night so yeah fuck dreams and fuck you
I love my dreams, I do in my dreams what I can't do in real life :')
>tfw used to dream about getting stabbed a lot as a kid
>currently dreaming a lot about a group of people attacking and continuing to do so despite me punching and pile-driving them
>tfw my happiest memory of 2013 is being kissed on the cheek and essentially "friend-zoned" by a relatively famous female popstar
>4:23 in the afternoon
>Just woke up
>Its already getting dark
>gunna have a fap and smoke a cig in the dark while peeking at the happy families through the windows soon
Feels good
>>25248007
poor tommy
he didnt deserve it
>>25248115
>having a gf in the first place
All normies deserve it
>feels good
Really?
DAILY REMINDER
Why didn't you get one of these for christmas?
>>25247975
brazil pls. mordekaiser es numero uno huehuehue
Is that Elliot as a baby?
>>25247975
Here's a bit of anecdote for you:
My uncle is pretty similar to me. He's a NEET who dabbles in a bunch of things but isn't spectacularly great at anything. He is/was pretty average in looks, a bit uglier than the OP pic.
Anyway, way back when I was a kid, he met a Laotian woman whom he eventually married. She fed him a bunch of bullshit about being rich but just needing to be a US citizen to transfer her wealth over (I guess at that time the 'nigerian prince' scam wasn't...
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Family getting to you on the holidays? Grab a drink and share your feels. Did you have a decent Christmas? Let's hear about it.
New barkeep in training but I'll be here for awhile.
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>>25247913
nigga you left the bar the last time we delivered your new table. Please be happy now.
So far it's been a relaxing day with my family. Just relaxing, watching some basketball, wish i had a beer but my dad wont let me drink in the house.
Got 2 norcos but i think I'll wait until tonight to pop them.
Also mom keeps asking when im gonna bring home a gf. Im 26 btw