>normie does something without fully thinking it through
>Advise them of possible problems they might face
>gets frustrated with me and heeds my advice for being a "downer"
>I end up being right
>normie blames everything else except themselves
every. fucking. time.
>>25251433
Story.
tellblox
>>25251433
fug is this a new meme reaction pic?
>come to terms with how ugly you are after years of insecurity
>watch videos of you taken over Christmas
>all the insecurities come rushing back
I conviced myself that I became suddenly handsome over the summer and that's why everyone was treating me noticably better. Now I think its because they all think I'm gay.
>25251422
This tbfqh senpai
Why don't you just get a Rattata gf, /r9k/?
don't know about gf but I'd love a cute bulbasaur to cuddle
>>25251395
>get waifu but its a small rat like animal with the intelligence of a dog instead of a qt girl
Why m8?
>>25251395
>Rattata
>Not Gardevoir
Fag.
That's it robots, i'm done. Life isn't going to get better and self-pity can only sustain me so far. Have a good life (or at the very least may it not get any worse).
See you tomorrow, space senpai
>>25251330
Goodnight sweet prince.
Bloxbloxblox
>>25251330
don't do it fammot
>Christmas dinner
>Sister asks for more roasties
>>25251294
Spergin out
>>25251305
She meant roast potatoes
I didn't correct her and let her say it throughout the full meal
who /low self esteem/ here?
-Never leaves the house
-no friends
-daily suicidal thoughts
- ''why would any women be interested in me?'' mindset
Nearly everyone. That's why no replies tbqh senpai
>>25251491
Stupid inbreed retard detected tbqh baka senpai
His politics give or take, this guy is the archetypal alpha character, isn't he?
>>25251187
Yes.
It's unfortunate he was cast as the beggar.
Which reminds me of a fascinating BBC documentary about parasites in the animal and vegetal worlds.
Betas finish last?
>>25251187
Sleazebag is alpha? What a faggot you are, OP.
>>25251187
shame how he had to leave since the pm is such a backstabbing lying sack of shit
>run campaign on keynesian ideologies
>as soon as he enters office cut spending drastically and raise taxes
I know I'm not normal but I'm not a monster that deserves to spend alone all his fucking life.
help me. shit it hurts so bad. I want a family.
why everyone can find mates easily apart me?
help holy shit, help me please, I'm fucking dying here.
>>25251108
Try Omegle mate.
>>25251228
I'm trying omegle, but I just can't conrol my comedy instincts.
You're not left out of some club m8
You just happen to be unlucky
You fell into a ditch and YOU have to climb back out, no one else wants to help you out.
> 20yo, 5'7" , 120 lbs skeleton
> One eye bigger than the other
> Crooked nose
> Moderate chin
> Dropout NEET, no social connections
> Cynical, suicidal/homocidal, emotional trainwreck
Would anyone ever want to be my girlfriend? Literally my only requirement is that she isn't fat. I would even completely overthrow my dignity and let her c.u.c.k me.
Personality better be A1 m8, sounds like you're fucked physically, get beefed, stop being a suicidal bitch, get off /b/, and become normie
>>25251102
>get off /b/
Why the fuck are you even here? Reddit is alive and well you know.
>You don't belong here.
>We don't want you.
Fuck these normies. Stop trying to make a successful life happen, it's not going to work. You're just going to keep trying and trying until you fail and then go "but why didn't it all work out???".
>Family is having dinner party
>Remember you have that one hot cousin when you get there
>cousin's child is half black
>being on 4chan during christmas
what went wrong amerifats?
boxing day here in aussie. do your families not love you?
Go to /int/ my Australian friend
>do your families not love you?
Don't have a family, family
>finally work up the courage to hire an escort
>go on backpage.com
>99% of the ads look like spam/scam with fake pics of multiple different girls
>the 1% left seem to be real but are ugly as fuck
i think i've reached my limit bros
>>25251001
>did the same thing
>The remaining 2 or 3 legit hot ones require you to go through some sort of vetting service which costs another $3000- $500 and you have to give up a bunch or personal info.
>Walk out of the shower
>standing on the bathroom, I see myself on the mirror
>I can't even recognize my face, when did I get so different
>I stood there for one hour and thirteen minutes
I blur my vision when I see the mirror and imagine myself buff, been doing it for years, can't stand the sight of my fat body
Anyone else /uninterested in sex and masturbating out of habit/ ?
>>25250972
I am, fapping dorsnt even feel that grwat anymore. But for some reason if I fap a lot in one day my orgasms after the third or so feel amazing. Don't know why.
>>25250972
Not really out of habit, but more as entertainment because of sheer boredom, but yeah, uninterested.
I guess I just don't like pets that I have to pump a lot of money and effort into just to get some sort of enjoyment out of.
Sometimes I'm so down that I don't even want to fap.
>"Merry Christmas anon! Come open your present!"
>wakes up covered in piss
>>25250890
I don't see anyone in my room right now...