You seed torrents don't you, /r9k/?
WELL? DON'T YOU?
>have work friend
>become pretty decent friends over the span of a few months
>have a cookout at another coworker's house
>friend shows up late and wrecks his car 100 feet from the house
>he's so pissed that he doesn't thank the host's husband for helping him get his car unfucked
>leaves in anger and the host and her husband are fucking livid
>I, as his closest friend, tell them he acted very immaturely and that it's not their fault
>do my best to calm them down without really ragging on the guy hard behind his back despite him deserving it
3 days later, back at work
>rage-friend is acting super fucking weird, won't talk to any of us
>avoids us at every turn
>does this for three weeks
>I finally ask him what's up via Facebook because I didn't want to trigger him
>assumed he was just embarrassed this whole time about being a fucking psycho
>proceeds to tell me I'm not loyal and that he heard I said overly nasty things about him
Jesus fucking christ. I'm not fucking around with people who I know are emotionally unstable anymore. Fuck them all. Merry fucking Christmas, you miserable fucks.
>>25255672
Late teens sick don't they?
>>25256202
Unfortunately I'm in the latter half of my 20s and so is this guy. I'm in shock that people haven't grown up by this age. It's shocking. This is the adult world if you don't have a really good job apparently. Shitty people never grow up.
>>25255672
What's that screen shot from
>tfw no average r9k gf to spend Christmas with
in my country shes probably a 8/10
Why is her head so square??
>>25256766
This lol
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What do you think of how rich people are going to be able to take much better care of themselves than poor people in the future. It's going to get to the point where 50 years old isn't even "old" if you've got access to the right technology, supplements, medication, and the means to take care of yourself. Rich people will be living to be 100 years old on average in a short amount of time.
While the rest of us become obese diabetics and die at 59.
pic related, 24 year old woman and her mother, can you tell which is which?
>>25255523
ya, mom is left. daughter is right. ez
> do something beneficial to survival
> get dopamine release
we're just dogs who keep doing tricks for rewards, and it means nothing. we're slaves.. machines.. doomed to watch our motions run their course until we run out of batteries, and no matter how badly we want to change or be someone different, we can't.
how do we deal with this feel?
Freedom means nothing, happiness is everything. Rebellion is meaningless, just another way to please ourselves.
Ignore it as best you can. It's unproductive. Thinking about it will make you miserable.
Watching Hateful8 and the scene before the intermission left everyone speechless and cucked.
There was an intermission? Like the movie stopped for a break? What the fuck? Is the scene where a confederate sucks off a nigger?
>>25255648
Yeah and it was in 70mm so it was old school and shit
>tfw parents fell for the Scientology meme
It hurts lo live.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>25255410
I think you will need to gas them.
L Ron Cuckered
What do women here think about giving blowjobs?
whatever makes chad happy :)
IT WAS A HUNDRED DEGREE
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOT LINE BLINK,
THAT IT CAN ONLY MEAN one thing.
who /gotnothingforchristmas/ here?
Looks like you're the only one, have a horrible Christmas you poor cancer child.
>>25255082
You didn't even get any coal bro? You must have really done some nasty shit this year.
>tfw your family is so poor that mommy gives you a sex present instead
hopefully a blowey joey
I wish that happened to me, all i got was a hug
Anyone else really stressing over something? My parents keep telling me to get a gf but no girls really want me at all and I want sex but I'm scared of it. What if its too tight and my dick gets stuck? What if she bites my dick off? I really don't understand, I just want a girl to say she loves me and cares for me desu and not call me her lil bro.
>>25254949
Wtf are you 12?
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>>25254990
I'm 21 wtf stop being so mean
im new here
>>25254949
Chemically castrate yourself, then your parents will have no reason to tell you to get a gf, and you'll be much more focused
>be me
>dad is working oversease
>want to call him and wish him a merry christmas
>don't have my own phone because I'm an autistic neet
>sister is bitchy and won't let me use hers because she doesn't like our dad
>mom was at work all day so I couldn't use her phone
>never got to call dad
>he probably...
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Beat up your sister and smash her phone in the street, pack your computer before she comes to, make a run for it, get to an internet cafe, and update us, we'll guide you from there. Don't forget to bring food and water
>>25254924
You're an autistic neet failure. I'm sure your dad doesn't want to hear from you.
>>25254924
Payphone
Anyone else kind of creeped out that there are two hemispheres that make up your brain and each on is in many ways functioning without dependence on the other? Do you think your sense of identity is really only being applied to one of them and there's another person calling the shots on your life in the other hemisphere who you just don't have direct access to hear thoughts from?
Do you think your other hemisphere judges the dominant one you identify with? Could it secretly resent you?
I don't think so, even if it hated you it would want to do the best for you since it needs you to survive.
>>25254939
>it would want to do the best for you since it needs you to survive
That's only if it's rational. My guess is for most people, the non-dominant hemisphere is irrational and could develop negative feelings for the conscious mind of the other hemisphere.
>>25254895
>in many ways functioning without dependence on the other
Sorry, that's not how it works.The cerebral hemispheres are mutually interdependent in a host of ways. They specialize functionally to a certain extent, but your consciousness and interactions with the world are a function of the totality. You don't "identify" with one or the other - that's unbelievably simplistic bullshit.
BTW I'm a clinical and forensic neuropsychologist.
Toshinou Kyouko just said that she hopes Santa brings her a BIG NlGGER DICK loI
*tsk tsk* shameful girl ;)
anon are you ok? Do you want to talk about what happened?