Post all your rare Khaleds
Anotha wun
Welcome to the Bump Bank.
Are you here to store your bumps?
>>25256246
Yes, here is one bump.
>>25256246
I have one bump here to store for you
>>25256246
Here you go, thank you.
who /gut rot/ here?
>>25256188
What is that?
Og og og
>>25256316
A general horrible feeling in your stomach after eating or drinking.
>step on the scale
>it starts with a 4 instead of a 3 this time
welp im officially on the path of no return
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
come on OP, stop jestin'
>>25256147
Post your daily diet anon
ITT: stories where you reached a new low
>promised myself I would kick my high school tormentors ass if I ever saw him again (or try to)
>saw him at subway
>smiled and waved to him when we made eye contact as I was leaving
>>25256129
>be me
>stupidly decide to try and escape robot-dom by joining a frat in college
>rushing with other guys
>have to stay up a full week
>On the fifth day I'm tired as fuck
>Been sneaking in 30 min naps every now and again
>Frat bros breathing down my neck the rest of the timeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>25256252
Should have turned it into a positive. Pretty funny that you shitted on some guy. Also should have sued the school .
>tfw your dad is the crazy uncle
>>25256114
I was the crazy uncle for years. That is until my older brother went tranny at age 42. Now I'm the normie by comparison.
>tfw you're not the craziest family member
>pretty good feel
When did you find out you were ugly?
I always had a feeling, but i only realized this month when i created a tinder. And only got two matches who were both fat and never messaged me and haven't got a single match since.
I'm not even angry or upset, at least now i know i'm too ugly to have a girlfriend or female friends.
>>25256078
Post face, babycakes
>>25256108
>bb-bbbut post your face LMAO so i can sugar-coat it and lie to try and make you feel better.
How about you fuck off?
Does anyone else have a hard time even becoming aroused? like when I watch a romantic movie it's not even a blip on the radar anymore because I know that I will never experience that. Same with porn, like when the woman is moaning with pleasure I know no one will ever like me that way and I lose interest.
Life has stopped feeling real. It feels thin like a dream I'm about to wake up from.
I'll probably kill myself within the next five years.
I cant get hard without my my specific fetish, which is also degenerate as fuck
Soon as I graduate I will feel the real feels of a man.
>tfw realizing we're closer to 2020 than 2010
fuck I'll be dead before I know it
yeah :( and the next year gets quicker than before. after 2012 hit, i cant even recount on what happening during then and 2015.
>>25256220
Its true what they say about time moving faster as you get older.
>tfw closer to 2030 than 2000
who /attractive/ here
>snapchatting a girl with a bf
>make a joke about she'll be swallowing all my cum
>"Sweet ;)"
>>25256055
post picsplease
Ae feel like Omegle tonight?
>>25256041
tag?
>>25256265
Do you really need to be told what tag it is?
>>25256041
The tag is r9k
> tfw you cum and the hormones fade from your brain and you realize how fucked up the shit you just fapped to was
>>25255982
not really, its just hot IR porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG1KyWITy7I&feature=youtu.be
r9k sings frozen
>>>/r/eddit
bloxeriono
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths;
Our bruised arms hung up for monuments;
Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,
Our dreadful marches to delightful measures.
Grim-visaged war hath smooth'd his wrinkled front;
And now, instead of mounting barded steeds
To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,
He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber
To the lascivious...
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>>25255896
>posting the weak-ass version
u havin a giggle m8?
Fembots: How cute is your butthole?
Robots: How cute is your butthole?
Both: Would you lick someone eleses butthole? Have you? Would you like yours licked/fingered/fucked?
Not invited: Scatfags
I LOVE ASSHOLE!
I'd lick this femanons sweet chocolatey butthole
This is now a Cocochan thread