>tfw your skype friend doesn't show up online anymore
It hurts. I really wanted to make it work but didn't get the chance to try.
How do you keep a conversation going when you're both robot aspies?
>>25259540
I don't, I find a non-robot aspie to talk to to balance out conversations
I got really lucky and shes just the most lovable person ever. Shes my gf now but Im not sure what she sees in my because I'm trash but I did something to win her over.
>>25259588
The problem in my experience is that normals are distracted by having multiple conversations with their friends going on at the same time so they can't really give a robot the sort of conversation they're looking for.
I don't want or need to be the center of attention, but if the other person takes 5-10 minutes to respond every time I get really anxious for some reason.
>staying over at mom's house
>other people are there also
>go upstairs while they are playing a drinking game downstairs to watch a movie
>waiting for an invite to play
>little sister is here as well upstairs
>they call her to join
>finish movie and watching another
>sounds like a good time
How is your...
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>>25259496
I pretty much had the same thing happen to me
>they have me open the gift "to the family"
>it's a card game
>an hour or so after dinner im in my room watching tv
>suddenly hear laughing and shouting
>they're playing the card game, never said anything to me
Probably for the best. Would've bored the shit out of me frankly.
>>25259496
>waiting for an "invite" to play
What do you even mean? Why not ask to join if you want? They probably figure you just want to be left alone.
>>25259634
You just gave me some insight.
I suffer from the same weird brand of anxiety as the other two posters I think. I feel like if I'm not invited I shouldn't force myself into someone else's situation, so I'll just sit and do my own thing rather than risk being annoying.
Fortunately I don't have family, and have few enough friends, so this rarely comes up for me anymore. I just spend my days alone by default. Clearly I'm the winner.
Damn i got matched with a real qt, my first non fat, non bot.
w-what should i say r9k?
>>25259434
Let's fugg bb
>>25259434
ask for her facebook dipshit.
>>25259460
I'm too ugly for that plus shes only 12km away i don't want her seeing me in real life and calling me a creep, i was legitimately thinking of saying "Hello, M'lady" and posting results.
>>25259473
I don't have facebook.
Flirted all night and got a date with this chick but now I realize she's got braces and colored hair. Fucking kill me.
>>25259426
cum on her braces
Welcome to the map thread.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1778472
>>25259347
Meet up threads belong on >>>/soc/.
>>25259377
>posting a meetup thread for robots on /soc/
It's like throwing a party for fish on dry land.
>>25259453
Anon fish do not throw parties.
As a robot of higher level intelligence and class, it is my desire to become a creator of some kind.
My only talent is english/writing and I've tried to write short stories in the past but it all makes me cringe.
What should I do? I must not let my isolation prevent me from creating magnificent art to share with other robots.
>>25259285
write ironic stories
>>25259285
Try to write something super serious with your beliefs of the world and sell it as satire.
Write about robots and make a tell-all book, letting the world know about the plight of the robots of the world and how shit normies are.
Do robots listen to motivational speeches?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Vg4uyYwEk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsSC2vx7zFQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCf46yHIzSo
This shallow garbage only works on people who are completely brain-dead.
I'm usually more motivated by complex and realistic stories told by people who aren't mentally retarded .
>inb4 fedora
motivation is just a shitty meme.
self discipline and routine are where it's at.
>tfw no shipmate bf
I know a bunch of guys who do this. Their GFs seem to be upset that they are gone half the time.
>>25260210
You know that this is a meme here. Right?
It started as : ">tfw nobf"
With this pic
What do you get the sandwich artist to craft for you?
>pic related
>>25259117
Someone should combine these two pictures
Normies and Chads, what does it feel like to make a girl cum?
Not that great.
You don't feel anything, except if you're fucking her there's a slight pulsing on your dick, but it's very subtle.
Otherwise, nothing special. There's no visual indicator. She just moans more and then she'll tell you she came, if you're fingering/eating her out I mean.
Really, really not gratifying to me at all.
>>25259078
that looks fake yo
>>25259107
I should add that, when she was riding me and came from my dick alone, that felt good. Not physically, but afterwards it's very satisfying to know your manhood, your dick, can make a girl cum. Other than that, nothing special.
Who else /boarding school/ here?
>Feel like you don't know your parents at all
>Have no friends in your home town
>Constantly had your opinions stifled in the name of diversity
>Shit taste in clothes now because you were only exposed to Vineyard Vines and pastel beach shit
>Never went to parties because you lived on campus
>Deans and faculty were like gestapo, so you were never really...
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>>25259065
>Effectively missed out on the teenage experience, have no great memories as an adult, and went to college totally socially unexperienced
Holy fuck this. When I look back on what a fucking loser I was when I first went to university l can barely contain myself. Fuck boarding school. I mean I got a decent education, and an awesome accent, but seriously those first few years were terrible. I was so fucking cringey.
Married now, and a decent person but all the same boarding...
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Bumping because this is something I know literally nothing about.
Weekly boarding is god tier, really happy that I did that.
>forced to be a normie
>can still party on weekends
>forced to be good at academics and athletics
>don't have to see parents too often, but also fairly regular
I like actively happening upon things I have an instinct about that fuels someone else's fetish but not particularly my own. Especially if they are original finds that I don't think they would have found on their own.
I feel like i'm doing a service, and putting out good karma for myself by depraved altruistic acts.
Tell us a story about that.
How the frick do you get QT's here.
Same rules as okcupid and shit senpai. Gotta be attractive. You get a huge bonus though because:
1) 99% of the dudes on the site are awkward as fuck. Just look at any cute girl's picture comments. Indian-tier cringe shit
2) The fact that you know English is obviously a huge boost and it makes getting replies way easier.
A lot of girls put "NOT LOOKING FOR RELATIONSHIP" etc. in their profile but that's to deter creepy fucking indian guys who want to jerk off on cam with them. Just ask if they're single early-on.
Flirting is a bit tougher...
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Do girls experience love? Or are they all just money grubbing parasites.
Women are all social status grubbing parasites.
>>25258852
So slave girl harem is the only way?
Depends on the woman's past partners. If she got dumped before its more likely shes a money grubbing parasite. If the woman is dating her first guy shes like "OMG HES MY ONE." After things go south in a couple relationships they don't believe in love anymore.
>He doesn't like clubing, probably antisocial or something
WHY?! I was a robot as a kid but it just keeps getting worse, now 2nd year in uni all people around me is "go out" or "go clubing" and I can't stand it. My flat mates invite me but I just keep looking at the clock waiting for it to be over, how do people enjoy this shit
Get drunk enough to not care anymore.