What's your current feel senpai?
>have dream that it's the last day of highschool (and last year)
>everyone is all happy and hugging and shit
>I see the girl from Mystery Hunters and throw down a letter in the bush for her as I run by (I knew to threw it as I had had a similar dream and her friends read the letter and made fun of me when I handed it to her)
>I'm running away
>a girl from my old primary/elementary...
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Someone reply please
my favorite hoodie is like 8 years old and covered in holes.
i cant find anything with a hood that fits the same way so i continue to wear it..
I don't feel sad, just bad.
im just an old fart doodle stuck in a young person's world.
>>25261907
what's the specific name of this retardation, again?
>Little sister you adore comes into your room
>Says pic releated
>Gives you a loving smile
What do?
>>25261904
>strangle her
>strangle myself with her hand
the only way.
>>25261904
give me the sauce please
I beg you.
>>25262124
It's cuckold porn
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/7498768
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It doesn't count if they're in 3rd world countries.
>>25261845
yeah seems kinda weird that they're counting them as "people"
Joe Rogan has made a career out of being the guy chosen to host the reboot of the girls jumping on trampolines show, shilling dmt and sucking ronda rouseys clit. I dont take him seriously and neither shoudl anyone else.
How come you autists browse this board 24/7 yet still don't interpret the concept of "Chad" properly:
"Chad" is not your typical likeable person that gets acceptance from people through niceness and well manners. That's just some above average normie with decency and values. Posts like these suggest otherwise >>>25254763 but in the end it's not surprising, if robots weren't autistic and unempathic enough to understand subtlety in nicknames and the respective social...
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>>25261809
cont.
Chad is the jock who wears baseball caps backwards, is shit at school and usually bullies people, yet is still there because he is the head of the football team or some shit.
This standard of "douchebag" has been set for over 20 years in many high school sitcoms, teen-oriented movies, etc.
You could almost say "chad" is a phase, and like other phases, normies either grow out of them in order to become competent individuals of society, or they stay chad until they get kicked out...
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>gatsby
>intellectual
>>25261809
>I'd say it's "all about looks" but with little research and some common sense, you can see examples of ugly people, or manlets that made it pretty far and pretty big in life
Look up the stats. You can technically become a billionaire politician as a literal black midget. Doesn't mean it's probable.
Now fuck off with your bait.
This is now an Eva Green thread. Post only your finest, gentlemen.
I don't think this is going to pick up, anon. She's a beautiful woman but you need youth and quirkiness or autism to get the attention of r9k.
there was a thread maybe a week or two ago that asked robots for a movie recommendation.
Meet Joe Black is a feely movie. i watched it once years ago and thought Claire Forlani was very nice girl.
>>25261786
>>25261836
saw Eva Green in Kamelot for Netflix, enjoyed it. I haven't got around to seeing her movies though.
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>almost 2016
>still posting le reddit frog
Robots,
We need to come together to create not a new meme, but a full-fledged cultural shift. Now hear me out- this can benefit us with lulz and we can do this.
We did it with roastie-shaming, pretty sure a lot of pretty princesses were headed toward the butcher's on daddy's credit card this year, and we can do it now.
I'm talking about cuck-shaming taken to a new level. With something that shifts the acceptance from "I am an empowered womyn for slutting it up" and "I partake in the intellectual's fetish bc I am a nu-male."...
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whatever u want big guy. all in all it's just another drop in the bucket.
how do we throw roastie shaming in this?
viva la cuck me
Who here freedom masterrace?
What system have you set up?
Software you use daily?
Little things you cant live without?
>>25261546
Redpill me on why Linux is "anti-viral" please.
Concisely if possible.
>>25261546
/ArchLinux/ MasteRace reporting in.
other than that, enjoy your NSA backdoors,
windaube pleb. :)
>>25261571
cause no one uses it so no one develops virus for that. also you usually download software from clean repositories
>we wuzchinks?
fucking niggers, the first inhabitants of everywhere were black
>>25261557
Not really, the genus homo migrated out of Africa before they lost all their body hair, presumably.
>tfw no horsecock futa gf to get high and snuggle with at 3 AM while slowly falling asleep to parks and rec episodes
>tfw no reanimated mummified corpse GF who wears wigs and cosplays in cute outfits and tries to pose sexy but her limbs fall off and she gets all embarrassed
>>25261530
I like this feel
I dont feel this feel, but I like it
>mfw my smegma is turning yellow under my uncut diamond
>mfw phismosis and never washed my peepee
Time to snip it, goy.
I had this too for years OP
Bath in warm water and try every day to pull your foreskin back a bit more. It's probably glued to the head of your dick so you need to put in some pressure but it is worth it in the end.
Takes about 1-2 weeks to fully get it back and heal
>>25261499
i dont want too, l-leave it alone
Is anyone just numb here?
And I don't mean that edgy bullshit numb where you hide your feelings because you want to be different or feel like "christmas is overrated"
I mean actually dead inside. There's nothing left for you and no reason to live.
Absolutely. I'm constantly in search of reasons to not kill myself.
>>25261408
Yes. Except at some point you have to decide. Either keep putting food in your mouth (and work for it) or die. I said I was going to postpone that decision until I'm 33.
i dont have anything to live for
Just finished driving 14hrs with a couple of mates, currently in a hotel
>friend is asleep on the bed next to me
>noticed he has a boner
>jerked him off in his sleep
>put his hand on his cock and woke him up
he is now embarrassed should I tell him? Does this make me gay? I had to let it out r9k
Pic related, him on bed
None of this actually happened.
Guys I'm literally on my second day of nofap, and fuck I can't recall being this horny in years. Doesn't help that I browse this board and that there's a fucking tonne of fappable porn here
motivation pls
Just fap, but never use porn.
Stop browsing here until your 10th day of no fap
Once you've reached the 10th day, try for the 20-day mark
Once you've reached the 20-day mark, try for the 30-day mark
Once you've done that, nofap will have become a habit. It'll be easier to keep up. Don't come back here. For your own sake.
How old are you? it's been 24 hours man.