You guys here are talking about being beta and autism but why don't you just become chad?
A person doesn't simple become a Chad desu
>>25268852
It's not like a step out of the door and poof, you are Chad. It's a process of dozens of little steps from being a Bot to being a Chad.
Ok if you can tell me a way to put on 50 pounds of muscle, gain some height, sculpt my face to make it more chiseled, and make my depression and social anxiety vanish overnight let me know and I'll become a Chad for you.
I don't even want to be a Chad I'm ok with who I am I JUST WANT A GF.
>Parents caught me wanking to Mommy ASMR video
fuck even porn would be less awkward than this
I was at my parents house for the holiday and I didnt want to go to any porn sites so I just wanked to this vid on youtube didnt even get to finish but now im so fucking upset I cant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKZYQFYMFeo
>>25268796
dat fucking accent
hngggg
>>25268796
Started watching, thought "fuck off your not my mother " turned off
>>25268796
lol imagine filming yourself saying this shit
Why do people on here complain about how hard college is? I got a great GPA and barely even studied lmao!
>>25268675
those are fucking autism classes
>>25268754
Exactly - people usually complain about STEM degrees.
>those fucking classes
I know this is bait but plenty of people actually think like OP.
How do skinny girls' armpits smell?
Do they smell like mine after a long day? Stinky in a good way? Or do they never get that ripe since I have hairy armpits?
I would love to smell a skinny lady's armpits, not a fat girl though. The stink would be disgusting I think.
Please respond, does anyone know?
Girls stink, ladies don't. Bitches reek.
Nah skinny girls' armpits don't stink because they usually have a nice diet. The smell is kind of hard to describe; it's basically just skin with a slight tang to it. I don't know if pheromones are pseudoscience bullshit, but if they are real then it totally smells like pheromones; it makes me super horny.
Girls are usually super shy about their armpits for some reason, but once you lick them, it's real nice.
Isn't Hedonism the only truth in life?
If something feels good, do more of it.
Life has no meaning, what else is the best use of our limited youth and life but seeking pleasure?
>>25268665
i agree. whenever i find drugs, i do em. whenever i see tasty food, i eat it. whenever i see something unguarded, i vandalize it
fuck everything and everyone because we're all gonna die
atheistic hedonism is the most oppressive lifestyle these days.
The problem with hedonism is it's usually a zero sum game.
You can be hedonist in your youth but when you get older the repercussions will come.
No education, no good job, no desire to be productive will make you one poor sad fuck soon enough.
Especially for millennials, we are already royally fucked as is. If you fuck up your youth it's game over.
We don't have social security or any safety nets.
What are some impressive figures in the history (or present if applicable) of mankind? For instance:
>serial killers who fucked with the police and never got caught
>powerful rulers who came into power from nothing
>a magician who did crazy shit no one has ever managed to figure out
It's hard to explain, but basically any person who did something so incredible that only a few people could do in any given society.
>>25268656
I know a couple
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper
>D. B. Cooper is a media epithet popularly used to refer to an unidentified man who hijacked a Boeing 727 aircraft in the airspace between Portland, Oregon, and Seattle, Washington, on November 24, 1971, extorted $200,000 in ransom (equivalent to $1,170,000 in 2015), and parachuted to an uncertain fate. Despite an extensive manhunt and an ongoing FBI investigation, the perpetrator has never been located or positively identified....
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>>25268694
Oh shit I heard the stories before. Good to know the names behind them. Got any more?
>>25268656
>serial killers who fucked with the police and never got caught
How the fuck would anyone know if he was never caught? D-g damnit retard
Can we get a tard hate thread?
I will green text for you...
>be me in highschool
>school has special ed class for downy kids and severe autists
>day before winter break they have basketball game for tards
>whole school forced to cheer
>be a tard hater and get pissed off by this event
>while most people cheer me and my friends sit in the back and insult them with "commentaryComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>25268653
those downys will never compare with HFA master race
chicks want the BSC
Bumping this shit. God I love tard stories.
theres uppity retards in my country who keep complaining about how they want this and that and about not getting human rights, they are like niggers and cant appreciate the fact we havent put them to sleep yet
>"Anoooon!! Come give Krissi a kiss! She likes you! ahahahaha"
>>25268617
If krissi is the girl in the glasses then yes
>>25268648
>liking sight defectiveness and things obstructing the face
Legit shit taste
>>25268617
the middle redhead is someone id bang
Gimme Krissi's number and lets see where it goes
i dont mind that shes not real and that ill be talking to some dude
>those have never been dealbreakers for me
Has anyone here dealt with a damaged liver? What did you have? What did you do?
do some liver clense shit
>smokers will get triggered by OPs pic
Quit your bad diet habits.
I need cheering up, post your cute pets
starting with my kitties
Shameless self bump because I wanna show off my kitties
My other one, pretty adorable imosorry for potato camera
Post more cats, OP, i'm petless ;_;
You know what time it is!
TENDIE TIME!!
looks like poo poo and cum :(
>>25268501
Time for a more scientific approach to tendies
>>25268501
>not getting fast food tendies
Willing to draw anything, request
Can you draw a herd of elephants? I really like elephants
Draw me an old chinese wise man with bandages.
No beard.
i want bepo and chopper and i want it now
If I sit in my bed for literally thirty seconds or more I fall asleep. I've been sleeping for the past 14 and a half hours. Help me
/r9k/
Don't sit in your bed
>>25268314
It's too late senpai
>>25269558
It keeps happening!!
>2015almost 2016
>this is accepted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW92UlhDVO4
>being an introvert is still considered a mental illness
i'd nail it's boi pussy
>>25268170
dude, shes like 15, fuck off
>>25268313
ah getting a bit too old for me then
> "Oh,hey there! Aren't you a sly one? Come here,for a second."
> "Come on, don't be scared. I'm not as bad as everyone says I am. Really..."
> "I won't bite you. See, I'm wearing a mask."
> "It's...a bit scary, but what's behind it is way more ugly."
> "So you won't keep me company for a bi- ... ah... there he goes."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>25267939
A bi what?
I wish I could wear a mask at all times and not be labelled as a freak because of it.
>>25268558
bit for all my guess is worth