Why are women so repulsed by you?
>>25271407
I wonder if anyone saw coming what Roger did.
>>25271407
Because I never initiate conversation and can't maintain it so I come off as cold. And I look like a downer
>>25271407
how could girls ignore him...
ITT: We post our 2016 gfs
New year, new us!
2k16 waifu right here
>>25271295
she'll be mine
>>25271830
your 2k16 waifu is Tony the Tiger?
bold, but I like your quirkiness
>tfw when extremely bored
>Getting bored
spot the normie
>>25271292
>calling others a normie
fucking normie
NORMIES
HEY FUCKING NORMIES
FUCKING NORMIES
I FUCKING HATE YOU
Someone needs to crack all their FBs and replace all their pics with Kylo Ren
The whole thing is ridiculous. Women felt the same way about Dustin Hoffman when The Graduate came out. A part of me hopes that we'll start having ugly actors again like the 70s.
Is this 9gag? Why are you browsing 9gag OP?
>Finally worked up the courage to ask my oneitis to be my gf
>tfw she responded by laughing, then apologizing and telling me we were just friends.
I'm getting more convinced all the time that the only time women actually get involved with men is when the men rape them. It doesn't seem like asking them to be your gf ever works in real life, they don't respond to words like people do.
>>25271177
>the only time women actually get involved with men is when the men rape them
da fuq?
nah nigga, you fucked in the head
>>25271177
stop caring anon, let go of everything and just do for yourself.
>>25271177
Dude you goofed. You gotta be dating her for a while before asking her to be your gf. You start by asking them on a date.
I want to start exercising seriously, and taking classes seems to be a good way to motivate myself to actually get the shit done. I have a few goals, which include eventually biking to work (once I buy a bike and get into shape for it) and doing some weight lifting. I have no idea what to when it comes to weight lifting and probably would need a class or personal trainer, and again I'd need to get into shape for biking around.
I'm going to pick one of these classes but not sure which. The weights class scares the fuck out of me because it will be more one on...
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What the hell is spinning
Like do you just spin around
>>25271220
is this a joke?
i can be original
>what is /fit/?
>tfw you cum
>tfw finally free; unshackled and unbound by primal instincts
>that supreme feeling
>tfw the best high
>tfw it only lasts 20 seconds
I'd kill myself if it means I get to feel that godly feeling forever
>>25271136
I think there are drugs for that. Look around.
>after age 30, that feeling isn't so strong anymore
>20 seconds
H-how? Mine last 5-10 max.
What's are your goals for 2016?
For me
>Lose virginity (25 y/o KV now)
>Finally move out of parents house, maybe in April
>Get first girlfriend somehow and live with eachother
>Try to go to the gym regularly, maybe 3 times a week
>Make at least 1 good friend, I have no friends at all now
I know 2016 will be shit, I can only hope
>>25271107
Those are way too many goals for one year, OP.
My life got worse this year than it was at the beginning, so I'm going to be realistic:
>Quit smoking
>Stop wasting money, begin saving
>Renovate my bedroom
>Eat less or no junk food, bonus points if I actually start calorie counting and cooking for myself
>Start using my mother's treadmill...
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>>25271107
Finally kill myself.
So robots today is my 30th birthday, I'm a worthless piece of shit fatass neckbeard. I haveonly had sex once in my life and that was pity fuck when I was 20 and I didn't even cum because I was so nervous I was limpdick the whole time. only thing good in my life is my mid level gaming rig and my job that pays $14/hr. I live alone in a shitty apartment complex surrounded by nigger wannabe's and meth heads. I drive a car that is worth less than $1000, all my clothes and shoes are from wallmart. i have piles of dvds, anime, scifi and fantasy novels and I sleep on...
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>>25271093
>my family disowns me because I tried to get my cousin, who is the same age as me, to let me lick her pussy 6 years ago.
Classy as fuck.
>>25271216
i know,. lol
>>25271093
>30th birthday
>job that pays $14/hr.
>live alone in a shitty apartment
> surrounded by nigger wannabe's and meth heads
>car that is worth less than $1000,
>clothes and shoes are from wallmart.
>piles of dvds, anime, scifi and fantasy novels
>sleep on a mattress...
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ROBOTS I NEED YOUR HELP
MY FUCKING NORMIE BROTHER THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY TO DELETE MY 500 PICTURES OF ASS AND TITTIES ON MY LG
HOW CAN I GET IT BACK???
>>25271059
Recycle bin you fucking tard. Just highlight all the pics or the folder and right click. Then click restore
>>25271100
ON MY FUCKING LG
LG
LG
A PHONE A FUCKING PHONE
>>25271059
you're better off without them.
in this day and age there is no real reason to save pics of porn when a constantly-filling ocean of porn on the web exists
>it's the day in the week where I literally can't stop fapping
>don't fap for two days
>give in and fap 4 times that day
Wojak Appreciation Thread
cant just say bump, fuck you robot
>inb4 poo poo pee pee
>>25271225
how is this not filtered...?
>tfw can only masturbate to porn where the male pornstar is at least 8 inches
iktf where did it all go so schlong?
You're basically me OP.
Bruce Venture scenes are almost all I watch
Are there any pornstars with dicks at least 10" in length AND 6.5" in circumference?
what's more fun, playing games drunk or high?
http://strawpoll.me/6369760
>>25270960
>not playing while shit faced and high
>>25270960
drunk
this is, btw, such an original comment!
I'll start
>christmas day
>family comes over to my parents' house like they always do
>uncles bring their girlfriends over too
>I've had a crush on one of them for 3 years
>everyone sitting around talking and laughing
>having a conversation with my mom about how much that new lampoon vacation movie sucked
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>girl I've never met from r9k asks me to send me her amazon wishlist
>tell her I don't have one
>she tells me to make one
>tell her I'd rather her not worry about me this Christmas
>asks me if I have playstation, xbox, or steam
>yes, playstation
>fast forward christmas eve
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>>25271276
*send her my amazon wishlist
Oops