what are some bucket list type things I should try before potentially killing myself?
have about 1000 euros
already done most psychedelic drugs
would still like to try DMT
and the bucket list type things don't have to be drug related
buy a daki. I bought myself one at the exact moment you're in. I had a little cash saved up and said fuck it.
I felt really pathetic at first when it arrived, as i fit even more into the "manchild" thing, but eventually it helped me a little.
Give it a shot OP
not exactly my cup of tea but thanks for the suggestion
>tfw I need to be depressed to be happy
>tfw I like to be alone because then I feel miserable and I fit in r9k community
wtf is wrong with my mind?
You are suffering from special snowflake-itis
You feel the need to do so because you have to be different
You want to be alone on purpose so that you may feel miserable because everyone else is feeling happy and thus you can not also feel happy
You feel the need to fit into /r9k/ culture because it's what others don't
You feel the need to be depressed in order to be happy just because it's the unique thing to do and other people don't do it
So what do I recommend?
A nice dosage of Off To Tumblr With You
we're abberant
social outcasts are supposed to be alone, to toil and roam the country side, refining autistic-level skill in foraging or mastering another trade to make up for our inability to bring home the meats.
now we have a tribe to ourselves. we can remain feral (or, more accurately, the dysfunctional polar-opposite of feral) in theory, civilized in practice through modern society.
>>25284927
that's a nice way to rationalize never learning to live
Are you Dallas anons okay?
Please be safe fellow robots.
Holy shit what's going on in texas? /sanantonio/ here. It went from 79 to 55 degrees after a brief 15 minute heavy downpour. Been seeing warnings about a blizzard alert in the Northwest area too
Still alive unfortunately.
Not even fat or black girls swipe right on me on tinder. How 2 tinder pls?
>tfw 4/10 face but 6.5/10 body
Swipe right on everybody.
>install last night
>turn on phone today ready to see lots of messages :3
>nothing
;_;
>>25284752
Honestly just give up if you're not Chad-levels of physical attractive.
How can humans even compete?
with what? like, it's not enough for you that you can't even compete with your own species? you have to pretend that aliens are stealing your womens?
i've seen a lot of pathetic shit on 4chan in my time, dude, but this is like, some top 5 shit
>>25284639
By not being bald eggheads? Get bent, alien. You'll never be one of us.
they don't even have reproductive organs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awx5hgamHrU
Why are women so much more normie then beta males? They actually lecture men on how to be more normie it's gotten so bad and the divide between men and women has never been more obvious.
Why is this? Why the hell is it so hard for men like us to be just naturally normal in the same way the average female with her high expectations of men is?
> How To Talk To Women & Make Them Want You
By being good looking, not even going to bother watching her ramble on about some bullshit.
>>25284605
Never listen to a woman tell you how to talk to a woman. They lie about what they want and can't even sit down and think through what they actually want, like and why.
Didn't watch the video because of that.
To answer your question..
>Why are women so much more normie then beta males?
Because women are conformists. That's there usual modis operandi -- to fit in and be approved of by as many people as possible. She benefits from being a...
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>>25284605
>canadian
fucking dropped
i dont need a woman like this in her life
You just like the thought of a girlfriend but not the actual thing. In order for a girlfriend to stay with you instead of leaving you can't be this involved with the fucking computer. If you actually cared about or wanted a girlfriend you would shower everyday, make sure your hair is nice, go to the gym and socialize but the fact that you'd rather sit on your asses all day and complain about it is proof enough that if you actually had a girlfriend you would probably never text her, go places with her or see her after the 1st day because you're too busy shitposting...
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>>25284556
I actually come here for feels unrelated to gfs, but I understand your sentiments and can see where you would get that impression of other robots. However, please keep in mind that many here are affected by circumstances out of their control, so such generalization is likely to miss the mark.
>>25284556
I've tried and failed, although your OP holds some truth. I'd rather stay memeing than try again
i'm just beeing myself
>I can't wait to see what anon sent me
>>25284541
>man I really hope she likes this partridge in a pear tree
>>25284541
I can tell she has saggy tits
>>25284640
>Implying you know how a live tit looks like
>Implying hers aren't like perfect ripe peaches
I just wanna give up and lay down and die
Lay dem feels out, senpai.
>>25284539
>lay down and die
Why lay?
Are you a snake?
tough tread.
so i finally decided to use those online dating apps. I eventually settled on MeetMe on iPad. Some of response made me laugh (in a im so pathetic even i fine it funny sort of way)
Most of the people ignore me but those who responds ill post them here
Pic related is my profile pic
>asian
>no smile
>nobody in background of picture
Your profile pretty much screams "antisocial loser who is trying to get a girlfriend now". Abort while you can.
>>25284471
Too late sempai
>>25284438
lurking, i see potential
I'm heavily considering suicide tonight, fellow robots. I'm sick and I'm tired. It's exhausting having all these rejection slips for novels I've written pile up. I've well and truly been born in the wrong time at the wrong place. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry claims they're a wordsmith now without even attempting to get published.
Can't even get a gun in this country. I'd have liked to write up the failed memoire of an astray artist and paint the last page with brain matter.
What keeps you here, anon?
god damn, at least you fucking try
>>25284426
bye fgtpussy
>>25284426
how u gunna an hero xDDD
>tfw you don't care much about the fact that girls find you repulsive because women are disgusting vapid roasties anyway
>tfw it really kills you that you have no male friends
>tfw you just want to be one of the bros/lads
>tfw you want to get up to shenanigans and have your friends backs
>tfw you want to experience the camaraderie and brotherhood
>tfw IRL people find you boring and...
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Find yourself a hobby, buddy. Do you have any hobbies currently? What are you interested in?
be your own best friend man.
looking for validation from others is the path to sadness and depression.
independence is key.
don't rely on anyone for your own happiness.
that said, I'm rooting for you bro. whatever makes you happy, go get it!
>tfw moved beyond the entrapment and illusion of women
>friends jokingly ask if im a fag but they are beta as fuck and almost ruined our gaming-group after being thirsty when a fat redhead gamergurl joined our group
>prefer to play video games with my pure 10 year old lolis
>male friends is over-rated, spending 300 dollars each friday on liqour and risking involvment with police because someone is looking for a fight
>brotherhood...
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One positive thing you achieved today. It may not be a big deal to others but at least if it made you feel better, that's the main thing.
>didn't eat any mcdonalds or fastfood or drink any soda today
I normally pig down that processed shit but I'm proud of myself for buying healthy shit from the supermarket and eating that instead.
>>25284372
Made the effort to try to convince an Anon not to An Hero
Used thoughtful,coherent replies to get him thinking
Hope it works
I tried
>>25284372
I made a girl orgasm.
>>25284372
Good for you, OP! I'm proud of you, and I really mean that.
Do you guys seriously want a gf, to hear her bitch over thing, ask you to buy her stuff, make you do physical labor for her and to cheat on you without dubt within 4 months of relationship or just lose your V card with a cute girl, cuddle all night and move on in life?
>>25284177
I think you're projecting a little bit and am not sure you want an answer to your question so much as validation of your view on women and robots.
I just want a gril to cuddle with man.
>>25284244
oh shit this guy just ruined your thread
I have penisly penetrated female humans of all races, sizes, heights, ages, and personality types. I didn't use a condom with maybe half of them or more. I am throughly debauched of my own free will and it's pretty nice to be done with viewing women as anything special.
What do you sad bastards want to know about what I've done?
>>25284175
GTFO our board, Chad.
We already know everything. You got lucky to get born non-inferior. All there is to it.
Let us know when you are dead. Maybe we care then.