I had sex once and couldn't even cum back in May because of my antidepressants / death grip masturbation habit / tranny porn fetish. Other than that I haven't had any sex or kissed a woman since 2014.
COME AT ME ROBOTS
>inb4 get out normie, come on cut me some slack im a heavily failed normie
Was it still good for her? I mean not cumming sucks but if you can pound her for a long time I'd think bitches would want to keep having sex, then eventually it would happen
>>29722664
yeah she said it was good, it's true not being able to cum is a hell of a lot better than not being able to get it up
of course then we finished grad school and i moved across the country for a job and we broke up and she unfriended me on facebook cuz i was a dick about the breakup
>>29722720
I would almost want the not cumming thing to happen the first time I'm with a girl because I can focus more on her and make sure she keeps coming back. Like you said, beats not getting up or cumming in 6 seconds.
Who here /degenerate/?
I'm depressed as fuck so I decide to remedy it with DXM, I drank some yesterday and am continuing the streak today.
Chronic abuse of DXM will eat holes in your brain anon, I'd recommend not doing it too often.
>>29722630
you've got time-release shit there, dex king
prepare to wonder if anything is goingto happen for 4 hours then get rocked
you're only a degenerate if you fuck up your tolerance by daily dosing.
quit that shit, OP. giving drug users a bad name.
>I will never meet a girl who likes Cataclysm DDA, Arma 3, and Mount & Blade
Fuck.
>>29722524
>gril playing mount and blade
Try to find one that knows how to play Falcon 4.0
Doesn't exist
>windows 10
normie detected
>Be raised my entire life to be nice and treat everyone with respect
>Go out in the real world
>Most people are assholes and people rarely respect each other unless they have something to gain
I wish my parents raised me with truth, instead of false fairy tales of a perfect world where everyone is nice and respects each other, maybe then I'd have ended up having more in-common than the average human.
>>29722516
Yeh I kind of feel the same way in my life. My dad really fucked up and turned into a cuck and I am now just starting to realize how bad it fucked me up.
>>29722516
What are you talking about? Being polite usually gives you an advantage if other people are assholes. Some examples from my life include:
>better service at restaurants
>more lenient return policies at stores
>more flexible schedule at work than coworkers
>the DMV lady let me retake my picture
>>29722585
This
There is no reason to not be polite.
Basically the girl I asked out wants to have a date tomorrow.
Now this is bad news cause while I have the funds to support the date. I have zero idea what we'll do.
She deliberately left everything up to me and basically said "You can plan the date, ill be expecting you boy".
What the hell do I do. I have no idea. Movies? Amusement park? Just walking around?
What kind of date do girls even like?!
No the real question is why am I even trying, she'll see through my beta personality in a heartbeat. The only reason I got...
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dude, take a breath.
what's she like, where'd you meet her, what do you like about her? these are all important things when figuring out where the fuck to go.
>>29722507
Do you know something about her? Anything she could enjoy?
good luck dude, you have gotten farther than I ever did.
I think you are supposed to eat food at a restaurant, but fuck i don't know
Does /r9k/ play Overwatch?
>>29722444
I do, Pharah is best.
played open beta and got bored after a few hours
too easy, too many shitty players, no one speaks english (played on european servers) and it's just a meme game aimed at normals/casuals
Played it during beta with friends, roadhog and zarya were pretty fun.
>tfw she puts out on the first date and expects me to take her seriously
>>29722374
I really doubt anyone ever put on the first date for you.
>tfw you tell her you love her on the first week and she believes you
>>29722578
>tfw you tell her you love her but you really just couldn't come up with anything else to say during sex
Smell our feet you pinche gringo
>Tfw when no Latina qt gf with sexy feet
I want to have every race of girl lined up barefoot and smell / taste all of their feet to compare and contrast
>>29722317
Someone please post some videos of this. I need a good fap.
>we have a higher kill count than any other board
>>29722288
Yeah, including suicides.
Chads are still better anyway.
>>29722288
who though?
be specific
there is no proof elliot rodgers posted on here
That's nothing to be proud of and has no eternal value.
So I just logged in into my FB account after years of being inactive and I seriously want to kill myself.
Cringe...
>>29722278
fuck that man I AM CRINGING OFF THE CHARTS
>>29722278
hahahhahha man i justs had to LEAVE THE FUCKING ROOM because of cringe
>>29722278
Know whats sad. These shows did try and teack kids life lessons but when the "cringe" meme became so damn prevalent in our internet culture you feel the need to dilutw any real meaning to what the shows underlying messages were.
They were kid shows and geared towards action. They did teach them something and theres a reason theyre still likee and popular today.
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Sup fags. im out and about at the beach. Chads and Stacies as far as the eye can see! Also it is bright and hot as fuck, and crowded as all hell.
I will say ive seen at least one guy with a robot body (lard) walking hand in ham with an 8/10 qt. Pretty shocking.
Gotta say i almost feel normal surrounded out here with jiggly butts and tits, rap music, chads and stacies wooooing like monkeys, and white trash being white trash.
Any other robots out here?
>>29722269
i understand the appeal of a beach in general, but why would you want to go to a place so packed with ugly hairless apes?
Whats your excuse, fatty!?
>>29722346
its supposed to be good for u. Sunlight f@m!
Would a femanon mind recording a sentence?
"it will be okay danny"
It's never going to be okay, you little bitch.
>>29722354
That's the bitter truth.
Nothing will ever be fine as long as I'm alive.
>>29722253
GO FUCK YOURSELF DANNY YOU BETA KEK
okay /r9k/
Ive been here for like 6 months, and i am drunk enough to think of this question.
how many of you visit this board unironically? Like how many of you actually believe that women are the source of all your negative emotions.?
>>29722251
Not the target audience, but I'll answer anyway.
I don't believe that women are the source of all of my negative emotions.
I do believe that modern women are complete and total trash.
>>29722251
Noone blames ALL of their problems on women.
It's just that aside from lack of succes with women, robot's lives aren't that bad as they think, hence the overwhelming complaining about women.
[Spoiler]Still have no respect for cunts tho[/spoiler]
>>29722282
What do you label as modern women?
Like what traits does she have to have to fit that description?
>be 18
>live in a countryside house not too far from a public road
>gets quiet a night
>can't hear fucking anything other than the fan from my laptop
>a week and a half or two weeks ago it happened
>browsing /wg/ because why the fuck not
>about 3:30 am
>hear "hi" to my left hand side
>its...
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you could have said hello back
that was pretty rude of you anon
>>29722207
New netflix series 'deep' should be fun to watch for you
Also you might want to visit a professional about the hallucinations before you start thinking you're a vassel for lucifer
Posted this on other thread
>be me 12 or 13
>Be living in middle class home, pretty normal living desu
>Wake up 6 in the morning one time, go to living room, cold as fuck weather
>On computer till like 6:30
> get knock on door
> there's this little window beside door where you can see whose there
>There's a boy, dressed oddly, short black...
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>fed up with being a NEET loser
>decide to start my own website
>see exponential growth in first 3 days
who /gonna make it and not off themselves afterall/ here?
that means absolutely nothing
needs more numbers
>>29722217
80 visitors after 3 days with 0 advertising seems pretty good desu senpai
>>29722154
link sgfgfsg