When will my real life start?
>>25295048
Your real life is now. Not tomorrow, not in a year. It is now. This is the life you are living.
And it is the life you chose.
This right here is your life. Don't sink, try to find something mildly fun
I don't know
>ugly in up till junior year in highschool
>parents tell me my life will start in college and I'll get all the girls and friends
>poor social skills from past experiences and massive anxiety in college
>parents say college isn't my thing either, my life will start when I graduate and get a real job
>go to internship, people there think I'm ok, but don't deal with me outside...
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>girlfriend and i broke up
>she moved out
>literally everything in this apartment reminds me of her
>i can still hear her voice sitting on the couch next to me
holy fuck i'm going crazy what do i do?
>>25295039
>i can still hear her voice sitting on the couch next to me
Sounds like you're Schizophrenic. GF was probably an imaginary friend in yourhead.
>>25295062
oh ok thanks, i appreciate it
>>25295095
No problemo, senpai.
ITT: we act like we don`t really wish to die
>>25295019
i am, of course, kidding! there is no end to this hell!
just act like we usually do, because we don't really really want to die.
>>25295019
just like everyday
I'm still full of anger for the way my old ex abandoned me. She was my first love and I never thought she would be capable of treating me the way she did. Im not hurting so much anymore but I still think about it a lot and look at her social media. I'm still full of rage but she doesn't think about me at all. I need to get to that point and let it all go but I can't seem to do it. How can I completely move on and not care about how she hurt me?
I can't see myself ever trusting a girl or falling in love again either.
Anybody got some words of wisdom
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Why are creatures put on planets to play a millions upon million (if not billion) year long game of survival of the fittest? Why is it that all species have this exact same "conquer!"-mindset? When a species finally have managed to become the dominating, most intelligent and strongest group, then what? There must be some kinds of reward in the end. That is how we always think. When we hunt our reward is food. When we follow the "rules" of our species our reward is respect. But what is the final reward?
in other words, does anyone wanna discuss obscure...
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>>25294834
Truly, this strikes me as the type of question that might just not have an answer.
>>25294834
survival you dumbass
yes it's selfish, yes I don't like it
oh well that's life
>>25294834
Now watch this thread barely get any replies
Anyway, i think the reward is not getting extinct and life has no purpose unless we are beeing bred by some ayylmaos for some reason
Wish me luck robots
>>25294809
You're about to be on the downhill. I'm turning 22 in nine months and am fucking terrified. I'm planning on killing myself.
>>25294809
Happy birthday anon!
From: anon
>>25294983
september bro, when are you planning to off yourself? i'm planning to do it between 1st of jan and the 10th. are you a libra too?
>"Oh god do you have to take a picture Anon? You know how much I hate having my photograph taken! Ok well just this once then! Here's to the first night in our new apartment!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bXUclvLSXg]
>"I've really enjoyed spending the holidays with you Anon. It's so nice to think we still have a week left before we have to go back! Hey tomorrow I insist you show me around your hometown. Oh come on, I won't be bored! You didn't find my hometown boring, did you? I want you to give me guided tour of all the places you hung out when you were younger, stuff like that. Well I don't care if you think I'll be bored, you don't have a choice!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2INLBsRYVBs]
>"It's getting kinda chilly, don't you think. Oh no, I don't want your jacket. But thanks for asking. It's my hands mostly, I have really bad circulation. They always turn white in winter! Why are you smiling? Oh. Am I really making it that obvious? I mean we don't have to hold hands if you don't want to."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwsQDJO-dsw]
I always look forward to these threads and then feel absolutely horrible afterwards
so lads
i'm 18, and have literally never jacked off once in my life
i've watched porn and gotten hard, but never masturbated.
how do i go about doing this for the first time?
>watch some super hot ladies getting it on
>grab hard cock with a firm but yet caressing grip
>shoot yourself
just wank youre willy
the secret is wanting to die AFTER you get cummies
Is WM/AM the most beta interracial coupling?
Why or why not?
put it this way, r9k is full of white guys who want a n asian gf, that should tell yo the demographics of who wants to date monekychan's people
>>25294574
>TFW white women will be obsolete without our lifetime
>>25294665
Within* my bad
>be me, 27 y/o
>born in Bulgaria
>Bulgaria is a corrupt shithole where the only way to become anything more than a 300-euro-a-month-8-hours-a-day wagekek is to become a criminal
>dream about moving to a western country, having a nice house, a nice job, etc.
>collect 4000 euro by wagekeking over the years
>Get a green card
>move to Boston
>rent...
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>>25294538
>FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I TRY TO TAKE A RISK AND CHASE MY DREAMS AND I GET A BUCKET OF SHIT THROWN AT MY FUCKING FACE
say every 25+ yo robot here. welcome home.
>>25294538
Kudos to you for trying though. Maybe you should have gone east though (China or something). The US is fast fading and lots of Americans are struggling and getting left behind.
>>25294538
go to canada you dumbfuck
Good evening, NEET-cucks. Another day another tendie amright? Tomorrow I have to go to work, sure. But tomorrow, as a direct consequence of my having a job, apartment, car and life goals, I get to also fuck my girlfriend. I get to eat anything I possibly want, not just what my mommy cooks for me. I get to sit and buy any video game I possible want, because I don't have to wait for my NEETbux to come in the mail (direct deposit checks, so amazing).
Oh but do tell me again how fulfilling your life is. How fulfilled you are knowing you'll never put your penis within...
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>>25294519
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP TAUNTING US CHADFUCK
f-fuck you ;_;
Yeah, FUCK THOSE NEETS!!! What the hell are they gonna do when their parents di-
*beep beep*
oh shit
Sorry, I have a call
>Yes, Mr. Goldberg Yebowitz?
>"Anon!, we need you on the night shift!
>B-but I just worked 36 hours straight
>"No buts! You get over here right now!"
>"Y-yes Sir, do I get overtime at least?"
>"overtime? Good one! Also, Can...
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All through my childhood, I had to cross the train-tracks to get to the bus-station. It was a little bit dangerous, and I always hide near the bushes because i was told it was illegal.
I did this for maybe 9 years until we moved.
Sometimes, I dream its winter, and I hide and peek to see if a train is coming. It's the same place, but otherwordly, and sometimes it's 3-5 tracks I have to cross, it's abit scary.
>Anyway
It dawned on me, I always wake myself up if I'm in danger in a dream, but what would...
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>>25294461
tldr >>>/x/
>>25294461
i did nig , actually i died multiple times in my dreams , i wake up the instant i die though so i can't tell you what happens next. but it is possible , guess i answered your question
>>25294461
>What happens? Do you transcend to a new universe?
You wake up and that's it.
Why the fuck are you guys so depressed, lose the weight, go the fuck outside, and talk to people. I don't care how wierd or awkward it is, it will make you feel better then anticipating it. Go!
>Lose the weight
I'm pretty /fit/, actually.
>Go the fuck outside
I work outside. Also today I went on a hike with the doges.
>Talk to people
I talk to people all the time. It doesn't change that no one ever wants anything to do with me beyond what they have to put up with.
Honestly, I know exactly what my issue is. When you lack a healthy family, you end up a pretty broken person. It's how it goes. My parents never should have had children....
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>>25294274
life is pretty boring and empty to me
i prefer to stay inside and perform strange psychological experiments on myself
> taking various drugs and supplements
> destroying all beliefs with philosophy
> sleep deprivation
> spending long periods on r9k
> seeing what things i can fap to
..etc
>>25294274
>jeans with tie and shirt
What a horrible decision.
What keeps you from viciously murdering the people that make fun of you?
The fact that I deserved to get made fun of. I also on;t let myself harm another person.
Sense mainly.
>>25294199
You realize it is possible to defend yourself without going full columbine right? Or this is just b8? Like if somebody insults you just insult them back. It's not that hard.
>dont enjoy anything anymore
>everything feels like a chore
>nothing seems to help
Who knows this feel?
Is there any escape?
Right there with you buddy. Been worse than ever lately.
>Is there any escape?
I'd like to hope so.
I feel like I'm on life support right now.
>>25294167
Sleep and drugs only prolong the boring predictable return to reality.
>>25294308
The drugs usually make it even worse.