>every post on 4chan was typed out by a living, breathing entity somewhere
>Implying everyone you interact with on here isn't a bot
I'm not aloneeeeeee (in my originality)
ew gross mane
how to love life? how to wake up one day and actually want to live that day?
Drugs is honestly the only way.
What is it that you would die for?
>>25302828
Just put one foot in front of the other.
>Born in a small Western MA town
>Surrounded by white people everywhere
>They treat me okay when I'm a small kid and my parents okay despite their English because they wear fancy cloths.
>Have lots of friends in preschool, kindergarten, 1st and 2nd grade.
>Parents get a divorce in 3rd grade.
>Get sad and lose most of my friends.
>Get a teacher that passive...
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>>25302607
are you jackie chan
>>25302738
No. Everybody loves Jackie and he is talented and successful.
>>25302771
are you bruce lee
Do you flush your used toilet paper?
>>25302550
YES
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO WITH YOURS
no, i was explicitly told not to by my landlord.
Here in Brazil we throw it in the tiny garbage close to the toilet.
hey guys
i can't go to /mu/ because i feel really out of place there, but i need some music recommendations
I really, really like tool. Especially 10000 days. Anything I should try?
>>25302549
Puscifer.
>>25302549
The 'don't judge a band by its album cover art' rule doesn't apply to Tool.
>>25302604
a lot of the art is actually inspired from psychedelic and dissociative visions
In the 6 years I've been on 4chan, the only board that I've seen make more threads addressing femanons than /r9k/ was /soc/, and even on /soc/ there aren't that many females. Generally, the only females that come on 4chan are camwhores who have no other interests than self-promotion.
Old/fat/homely women get men more easily than we can get women. That's why there are no fembots.
>>25302494
That picture can't be real right? What happened to Brendan?
>>25302532
His life got fucked up, family.
JUST bee urself senpai no need to be down
>"Thanks for the Christmas gifts anon, your the best step dad ever!"
>>25302432
The girl standing up is so smart. Made her parents look like retards with just a look.
What the fuck is it, and why is it the same color as shit?
>>25302432
>yfw libcuck parents
How many matches do you have on Tinder, r9k?
I want to get to 240 at least
Also Tinder general thread
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cmon r9k
Lmao fembots are bitching about us on /qa/
NEVER EVER COMING BACK
>>25302271
/qa/ might as well be renamed /tumblr/
lol y u mad tho?
hehehehehehhehe toasty roasties.
>So why aren't you dating superior asian girls?
Because you have to be literally Chad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMC7urg428k
That girls body does look MIIIIIGHTY superior
Where them nudes at?
>>25302274
>682 KB
Someone goofed
>>25302238
>"guys give up too quickly when they find out you have a boyfriend"
wow....
Oh fuck this is precious
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=69z8Lj_gCzw
DAILY REMINDER: THIS IS THE MUSIC THAT AN OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF PEOPLE LISTEN TO
ITT: shitty mainstream music that some how managed to be published
Link slightly related, some gold I stumbled upon
m.soundcloud
com/wynnton-mcintyre/gold-is-the-goal
>>25302170
This is why I don't even give a fuck that some nigger stole my car's radio.
Have one on the house op, enjoy :^)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mfhRMGlFUdo>1.5 million views
>>25302170
>I'M ON P. SHERMAN 42 WALLABY WAY SYDNEY
>P. SHERMAN 42 WALLABY WAY SYDNEY
>P. SHERMAN 42 WALLABY WAY SYDNEY
>P. SHERMAN 42 WALLABY WAY SYDNEY
haha what? i mean i know it's from finding nemo but is this guy autistic or something?
>>25302400
Oh fuck, 10/10
Thanks for sharing anon, I've actually heard of one of the artists featured in that song.
>link related, that gut wrenching instrumental
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ5ZcPBdfns
Why is boipussy best pussy?
I'm not sure I'm cut out for the whole trap thing.
>>25302130
>that
>attractive
lol
Also
>traps
They're as emotionally unstable and attention seeking as women. I've learned this the hard way unfortunately.
Just be a genuine faggot and embrace another man.
>>25302130
fag in denial or tedious unfunny shitposter?
>>25302130
>tfw can't date a person like in op's pic because they think im too fat and autistic
So what happened to him? Did Kent finally do a hero?
>>25302106
People say that he got laid but there is no evidence. Also, he was 5'2'' (!!!) while some even doubted that and said he was even shorter.
So I doubt that he got laid.
>>25302176
>kent can get laid but not us
>>25302106
He briefly created a new channel and said it was going to be about sports, cooking and stuff unrelated to his depression vids and he deleted it quickly and closed the account.
All of his accounts are off the internet now except his old twitter where he talks about jesus and stuff.
He probably did it because he know nows Kiwifarms is watching his every move and because his family members and friends know about his videos and that he's a meme.
I have a job as a server at a restaurant and it is the easiest money that I've ever made in my life. Any tip shaming server/bartender diva is literally worse than a neet considering the American tipping culture ensures you get 18% more often than not.
>>25302074
>he was phone
>>25302074
>be a busboy
>literally do even less work than waiters
>still have enough money at the end of the night to buy some beer
>>25302074
Servers are fucking annoying. "Wahh I only make 2 cents a decade I need tips". Fuck you, that's not my fucking problem. You aren't entitled to my money, but you're 100% entitled to do back to school and get a better job. I'll tip ten bucks if I think you've earned it, otherwise I'm going to pay for my food (which is, by the way, what I came for) and go about my merry fucking business.
Hey anon, are you going to a bar on NYE? why not? dont you have a GF to kiss when the clock hits midnight?
ill probaby be to tired from training. or possibly grab a quick beer with my friend. I JUST DONT FUCKING KNOW ALRIGHT!!! JEEEZ!!
I got invited out to a nightclub for NYE. They even bribed me with a table and bottle service.
But the dude setting it up is notorious for organizing sausage fests with. 1:4 f/m ratio, so fuck that
I dont drink anymore so that will probably make it harder to kiss someone but I will do it if I get the chance