>tfw a chestlet messages you on OkCupid
This is why you'll never have a gf loser
>>25311635
a wut?
>>25311680
>buttmad chestie yeastie detected
stay mad herpes slut
"Short guys aren't that bad. It's their self-consciousness and shortman syndrome that can be unattractive."
FUCKING stupid whores! Allow me to query you on this: what, of all possible things in this whole universe, do you think could cause short men to develop these mindsets? - Hmm? I couldn't even begin to possibly imagine.
Don't worry!!! Take your time --It will come to you, you stupid fucking whore....
...
I promise!!:L@OO)
Oh, YES!! IT'S THAT YOU TREAT US LIKE FUCKING SHIT! Bada bing bada BAM!!! tHERE...
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you have a shitty mindset.
but, to be fair, that doesn't matter, it's just a nice bluff they can use that works about 98 percent of the time.
>>25311626
Don't worry friend, it's the same logic for us dicklets.
The sooner you realize women are soul less harpies the better.
>>25311626
Sounds like someone is a bit upset.
Maybe it's because your short-man syndrome is acting up again.
Simmer down big guy.
>Normies still believe they can help people in /r9k/
>TFW 1 match on tinder in 5 weeks
>its ur personality bro
>>25311578
Your personity is why you took bad pictures
>>25311596
>bad pictures
So it's not like he could actually be ugly, right?
>tfw started spraying my bed with girls flowery deodorant
>>25311505
There's a point where this needs to stop.
>>25311505
thanks for the advice, I go buy it now.
>>25311505
Must smell good. Isn't it?
Is anyone else here just unexplainably tired as fuck? Like I legitimately want a job and want to be productive but my body feels weak and limp 24/7 and I feel like fainting half the day. It literally feels like I have a parasite in my body draining 90% of my energy. I try to eat good and work out and I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror and my eyes are completely black and my face is pale and sunken.
Every time I see my friends or people working i just think how the fuck do they have energy. I need 12 hours of sleep just to have enough energy to be able to get out...
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>>25311375
>do I have cancer?
Fucking kekd. Don't think so anon, just sounds like severe depression.
Source: I feel the exact same
>>25311375
See your doctor, get some blood tests/a sleep study done. I had the exact experience as you and I ended up having sleep apnea and narcolepsy.
>>25311401
This, although depression is more of a mental fatigue than physical. For me at least. The fainting part sounds bad though. Might want to get that checked out OP
>be 23 yo NEET playing online games
>everyone is a 15yo kid
where did everyone go, we've been playing together since Quake3 and Wolfenstein, guys, why are you not playing anymore?!
Gave up vidya because it makes me focus on my hollow life.
Now I just drink, waste time watching things, reading or playing single player stuff when drunk.
I'm sorry, anon.
I grew out of multiplayer games
>>25311280
people become more anti social
even in the online world
Is this why we all want virgin qt 3.14 waifus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdgGlFcM_es
Fuck off. None of you are entitled to sex and none of you deserve it. You are just as bad as Republicans who think they have a right to control,women's bodies.
You deserve nothing.
Get. Over. It.
>>25311414
Well if we deserve to get nothing then we shouldn't be expected to give anything now should we? If that's the case I don't understand all the whining about NEETs and "manchildren".
>>25311414
t. roastie
how is being cut even legal
>>25311242
Because you're a sensitive faggot.
The pain in the moment is only short term when the benefit of not actually having to wash your foreskin and being is long term.
Now be a good goy and get your cut :^)
>>25311342
dont forget to pay your doctor many shekels!
>>25311342
too bad you will never be a sensitive faggot.
because your nerve endings have been filled down to nothingness by the constant rubbing of your most sensitive organs against the rough fabric of your pants and underpants. too bad you will never feel an orgasm as it was meant to be felt on account of your sandpaper dick.
I lost my virginity to a fat bitch because no one else would give me the time of the day.
It happend months ago and i still regret it. I wish i was still a virgin. I wish i never had sex. I was a fool for being pressured into having sex by degenerate society.
>>25311215
Sexual morality is for pleb-tier reactionaries, anon.
Congratulations for having sex with someone you didn't love and aren't even dating. You are now more of a whore than some of the women I know.
Disgusting.
>>25311215
I tried to do that but couldn't keep it up.
I ended up losing it to a 7/10 who was kind of a bitch when she dumped me. But still better that than have sex with a fatty burned in my mind forever. I'm sorry anon, hopefully you can get over this some day.
>>25311271
sorry, do our recreational sex lives offend your God?
Whooops.
Damaged goods. Too bad the poor beta provider she'll catch will never know.
Whoops
#JUSfuckedanape #bestality
his bbc is probably still up her chubby ass even at that distance
So why haven't you dyed your hair yet? Literally every girl thinks it's cute or hot if you do unless you have like a 1/10 face and body or live in a really backwards ass country. Sure, you're attention-whoring a bit, but do you really care if part of that attention is coming from cute girls? Just dye your hair blue, green, red or any other eccentric color and you'll get pussy. What's your excuse, /r9k/?
>>25311127
I knew a guy with green hair, he ate shit from his hands.
Why do I want to make myself look uglier than I already am
>you'll get pussy
No you won't. You will look like an absolute cunt and people will call you faggot and girls with laugh at you.
The nicest girls, and by far the nicest girl, I've known all had big to huge tits.
The meanest and coldest bitches I've ever known were all flat chested.
Why is this guys? Anyone else experience this as well.
>>25311053
Girls with big tits would probably struggle to survive on their own (In the wild). Flat chested women would be more likely to be muh independent.
>>25311053
How odd because it's exactly the opposite on my end
Breasts are the woman's spiritual organ, it's where the soul is stored. Chestlets are literally soulless, wretched little creatures. Fat women experience soul leak as the soul leaves their tits and goes into the rest of their lardy mass.
Slim women with big, real tits are the most spiritually powerful humans, our ancestors knew this and made them priestesses, they worshiped busty women and burned chestlets at the stake.
>alcoholism
tfw stealth drinking while living as a neet in your dads attic
I guess this is my life now
>>25311034
how do you cover up the smell of alcohol?
>>25311034
How much do you drink? Is it secondary alcoholism for self-medicating depression/anxiety or are you just bored?
>>25312104
Alcohol doesn't even smell much, Anon.
who /pedro/ here? where are my pedrobuds at?
thread dedicated to the one true robot of r9k
>no job
>no girlfriend
>wizard since 8 years back
>his movement can be detected by a seismograph
basics about pedro
https://youtu.be/NeTWHlnZGok
>>25311123
did you celebrate with maria or did she go home over christmas?
Ahh, another comfy day of rain. Why do normies despise the cold weather so much?
>>25311015
because they actually have to go outside, the big dumb cucks
>Anon it's such a beautiful day outside! It's sunny and windy, why don't you want to go out?
>>25311015
Michigan here, we're about to get a half inch of ice. There's a big difference between not leaving the house because you don't want to and not leaving the house because you can't. I can't even go running because people aren't compelled to clear their sidewalks until 48 hours after they ice up. Stay inside, robot friends, there's nothing for you out there today. Get some cocoa and marathon something light like Steins Gate or Madoka Magic Girl.