Why are girls only attracted to money?
100,000 years of men providing for them has made them care more about provisions than anything else
Because they need to show off by doing things like travel, eat fancy foods, wear nice clothes. They need shit to post on instagram, and that costs money.
nopenot true at all
Tick tock wagecuck!
Your two days of freedom won't last forever, wagie. Before you know it you'll be back at work paying for my LAVISH lifestyleanother day, another dollar
>>29993965
Here's a pitiful (You) for such a weak effort, and also a glimpse into your near future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSh3rgg89q0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA
The difference between wagecucks and NEETs is almost comical!
>>29994006
Ah yes hello laaaaaadies and gentlemen!
It's me, the NEET Magician! Today I have a spectacular trick for you all... I'm going to make this ragie wagie DISAPPEAR!
are you ready?
3
2
1
Abracadabra
Tickity tock
Ragie wagie
Please Fuck off!
i wish i had a clone so i could fug my own butt from behind. cause it's cute and im sexually attracted to it :o
>>29993953
>tfw you jerk off to a video of yourself jerking off
I'm gay for myself
>>29994066
don't break the cycle anon
>>29994204
the cycle never ends
also might get one of those dildo mold things so I can fuck myself
What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
>>29993921
my conception
Got robbed and humiliated in another country by a kid with a gun. He did some perverted things to me.
>>29994228
it is now that post I just made.
Ask a guy who took all the normie advice and still failed anything.
>>29993901
Wanna be my fuccboi senpai?
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>>29993919
No thanks, i want to be a real man.
>fine china
Do you guys ever go anywhere or do you always stay in?
Other people seem to always be going out to do stuff like see movies or shopping, but I only ever go to work and then come home.
>>29993848
>Do you guys ever go anywhere or do you always stay in?
school and restaurants and home
I may go to the store sometimes but not often
I used to go to a coffee shop almost daily. I could literally walk there and they used to let me stay there even if I didn't buy anything.
I just sat in the corner quietly, whether with a book or my laptop.
They got bought by some douche and they stopped letting me stay if I don't buy anything. Also they completely flipped the staff so I didn't really like it anymore anyways.
>>29993848
No becomes I'm an akward creep no one likes and I just make everyone uncomfortable.
Having autism sucks, I just don't get why normies won't make it super easy and painless to off myself. EVERYONE WOULD WIN IF THEY JUST KILLED US ALL, WHY DID HITLER LOSE REEEEEEEEEE
>tfw you have Link's hips
>>29993815
become a tranny OP
>it will be worth
I feel you. My body is really feminine. And hairy.
pics or gtfo
muted once because I briefly forgot that I was on /r9k/
>she tells you after a day at work, "honey, I'm tired, once a week is enough!"
>she told Chad in college, "fuck me again, give it to me hard and rough!"
Sup, Craig? I will always love your threads.
>you loved her in junior high
>chad's giving her a cream pie
>she's your heart throb
>she's giving chad a rim job
>You're eating ready-made meals for one
>she's eating buckets of chad's hot cum
>you want to be her boyfriend
>chad has apprehended her backend
>you...
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>You hug your daki 'cause she's not real
>Chad crossed dimensions to cop a feel
Calling robot Mission Command:
Cyborg88 here, posting from mobile, can't upload pics.
I am among the normies. I have gained their trust. What is my further mission statement ?
start taking them out one by one, make it look like an accident.
gl agent robot.
>>29993794
What is that picture supposed to be of faggot?
>>29993794
Take off your pants and jerk off as loud as you can, report results, over.
Are you somewhat disgruntled with r9k's current minecraft servers? Come join /int/craft!
IP is "intcraft.online"
It's a factions server with guns and an accurate world map.
Gun recipes: http://imgur.com/P6IVnyY
When you spawn you will have the option to choose from 4 different warps, each one will teleport you to a random location around that choosen location.
The locations to choose from are either europe, americas, asia or africa. This will cut down some of the usual travel time from spawning for the first time.
If...
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>>29993778
Did the reset happen already?
>>29994037
No, there isn't going to be a reset.
>>29994060
what ver.?
Let's say you were dating a girl. After the initial spark, your love doesn't hold up as the girl isn't what she appeared to be. Would you continue to date her?
Reverse the sexes and what you have is what you bitter robots call the "cock carousel". We aren't whores, we don't just go after a random Chad. Sure, appearances aren't everything, but based on appearances, you can deduce much. Ever seen the Sherlock Holmes movies?
I wouldn't date a greasy edgelord because it suggests he is most likely a NEET not capable of raising...
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My low intelligence doesn't allow me to understand what you're saying lady, but I like the way you look :)
>>29993956
Goddamn trips
>>29993972
You call those trips?
>tfw just want to play with ants but normies have even ruined that for me
Seriously why is there nothing normies will allow me to do?
I am a NEET for 3 years now and starting to lose my mind. In the last few weeks I started going to the park and playing with the ants on one of the fields. Literally for hours sometimes, I would play with them, I would choose certain ants to be 'NEETS' and not workers so whenever they tried to leave their nest I would shove them back inside, then narrate their /r9k/ posts about being too frightened...
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>>29993731
you need to upgrade to personal ant farms
Ants are the robots of the animal kingdom. You shouldn't distress them by messing with their routines that's just cruel.
https://vortexhobbies.com/uncle-milton-giant-ant-farm-uml33-p-99436.html?gclid=CJq4hv7vM0CFUmRfgodjm8M6A&pk_campaign=GoogleShopping
Save up your GBP
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I'm sorry famalay, I'm so sorry.
>>29993700
life fucking sucks. someone please kill me now.
>>29993700
everything will be okay you rolled dubs
So I noticed I have this kind of black circle In my dick
What is it?
I don't want to cut off my dick yo
cancer.
I used to fantasize about getting penis cancer and having a force sex change operation and having a cute boi pussy made instead of just having my whole penis removed.
>>29993698
What dark circle???
The hole?
>>29993775
I used to fantasize about going to the doctor to remove my appendix and waking up with breasts and a pussy after a mistakenly sex reassignment surgery.
>masturbated with my roommates panties again
send a pic of her panties or never happened
>>29993961
>giving even the possibility of this happening
do you think if your roommate knew you had a big black dick, she'd probably fuck you?