Can you lift more than your waifu whore /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAtNwkhWkfc
>>25312142
I never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me.
>>25312142
Of course I can lift more than my waifu. How much do you think she could possibly lift?
If you can't deadlift 80 kg you are a weak pussy.
Don't forget: after 7 years, every cell in her body has been exchanged at least once and no residual cum will be in any of her skin cells anymore.
>>25311950
once a roastie always a roastie
apart from the brain cells and some bone cells
She'll still have residual brain damage
How do we make /r9k/ inaccessible to normies?
>>25311838
Do not post about, express the desire to, suggest or imply that you have had, will have or want to have any personal sexual or romantic experiences (includes kissing, having a girlfriend etc).
Do not post about real life social activities or friendships, or suggest that you voluntarily take part in social activities (e.g. going to a bar or party).
Do not disparage, advise against, or show contempt for the celibate, NEET, or reclusive lifestyles.
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if they were smart they'd make something like sad panda's system. Easy enough but most would just assume it's dead or something
Normie here
You can't :^)
How the fuck do we solve the manchild-problem?
I mean, so many white males are just dropping out of life because they're pathetic vermin. Instead of making a family, and most importantly, children, they just rot in front of their computers every single day, watching anime or playing stupid video games.
I personally know at least 3 of these subhumans, and they all have certain things in common.
>went to university
>earn a decent amount of money
>either waste the...
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O look its u again.
Well maybe if they weren't treated like shit and expected to work hard to get scraps of what Chads get easily then maybe they wouldn't drop out.
>>25311820
Re-industrialization.
If your fictional crush is real, where can you find her?
>photography club
>corner of the school library
>>25311344
Doing exactly what I'm doing, because it's me
>>25311344
I am so unbelievably triggered right now
where do i find her, /r9k/?
WE HAVE TO ABANDON SHIP
guys this board has been overrun by normies, there is no fixing it. guys, ive been investigating why and how 4chan and mostly r9k got so popular, and its mostly fucking reddit because they have some shitty page which is called /r/4chan and its just "LE SOOPER FUNNIE" screencaps of threads here, and the comments are usually "this is so funny! XD" and "when are you gonna upload new pics, id go myself but 4chan is 2spooky hahaha!" i mean seriously this is the kind of people on this board right the fuck now. then pepe was...
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>>25311334
It's true lads
The daily "fembot" thread was a telltale sign
If you still think that most of the people here aren't normies, you're a normie yourself
Abandon ship
>>25311334
4chan is now a normie board, can confirm, am normie
Go to another chan
>>25311334
It became overrun by normies ever since the shooting.
Who has it worse?
fatbots or skellybots
skellybot here, still can't get laid
>>25311319
fatbots anon.
skinnybot can eat more and lift to fit meme
fatbot has to eat less at some point but they never have the self control to do so.
>you look so skinny
>are you sick?
>eat more LOL
The worst are the fat slobs who say they envy you. Just eat less you salad dodgers!!!
>so cute
Look at them!
Do you think they'll become the next celeb couple?
I don't know/care as far as their personal lives go, but I hope Finn winds up with Rey they really care about each other
>>25311236
I hope she gets tortured by ISIS
I hope he stops being a negroid
This cuck bullshit is getting out of hand
>Itt only good feels
Someone defends you and calls the other guy a retard
>>25310787
Truly a good feel.
Happened to me a couple of weeks ago when an anon defended my post by questioning the reading comprehension of people who called it incomprehensible.
when you thought you ate or drank the last one of whatever but then you see there is one more
>anons disagree and offend you en masse
muzzy here, not religious.
>sit with family as much as I detest doing it
>oh good even anon graced us with his presence today
>getthisoverwith.png
>mom speaking: booked you boys (father, me and brother) plane tickets for a pilgrimage :D
>mfw
>asked around everyone is pretty much neutral
>gets to me
>whats wrong with your...
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Go to Mecca and make the ultimate robot sacrifice by smearing their normie box with pee pee poo poo.
LebAnon here i suggest you lay low and go. Last thing you need is your parents to get mad at you
>>25310768
Print out some memes and timestamp them in front of the alien cube.
Consider this your holy mission from r9k.
Bored coderbro here. Toying with the idea of making r9k: the rpg. Should I?
No, you should not. You may wonder why? /r9k/ does not need to be popularized anymore.
>>25310751
They have RPG maker for a reason anon.
Pursue your dreams.
>>25310772
> implying I would show it to anyone outside r9k
I want to frot with Kalindra's phat meaty dick.
Who's this semen demon?
Does she do porno?
>>25310606
http://kalindrablows.tumblr.com/archive
She does lots of titillating softcore shots but nothing truly lewd.
>>25310628
How disappointing. Wasted potential.
More wisdom and inspirational stuff like this!
Extra 100 points if it's from 4chan
i will post an allegory so that we may all learn from it
Thread has potential
>>25310511
Wut
>>25310511
>>25310829
Moar plz.
Bump.
Just do it.
Who /gaybot/ here?
>undesirable to guys and other gays
>disappointed family for not wanting some roastie
>most guys think I want to fuck them while women use me as an accessory thinking I like shopping/drooling over chad
>most people on site are just ironically gay anime posters so get lumped with them
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>>25310227
It's pretty miserable. The only people that "like" gays are far left liberals that just want to use them in a stereotypical manner to further their own cause.
/r9k/ sees this and thinks life is easy mode for gays when it's the exact opposite, especially if you're an ugly robot.
I too only want someone to play vidya and snuggle with but I know it will never happen.
My family has been dropping more and more hints about how I should get a girlfriend. Should I just tell them that I'm gay? I wouldn't mind coming out to them if I actually had a boyfriends to introduce to them but just explaining to them that I want cock inside me seems uncomfortable
>>25310227
Bi bot here.
Nothing to worry for me desu senpai
I'm pretty bad with girls, but pretty much every guy i hit on, we make out.
The worst thing though, is society in general. Where i live, if i say i'm bi, they will think i'm just pretending and call me a faggot.
Some people even would throw lamps at me, etc
But i act straight and usually normies don't even notice it.
Just try tinder anon, there are a lot of nice guys there.
Why are robots overrating sex so much?
>>25310033
Why would someone in a desert be so thirsty?
>>25310033
why are you fucking such lame girls?
>>25310033
If you are missing a part when building something you tend to turn up its priority. When you will never get said part it will grate on your mind for the rest of existence because it fucked all the other parts and made them useless.