I'm a fatass but I actually quite enjoy weightlifting. Would becoming bulky bear mode be enough to attract women? Cardio and dieting is fucking boring and stuffing my face is one of the few things left that make life worth living.
>>25320544
you realize every one in that image has been training for at least like 5 years and has gone through multiple steroid cycles right?
>>25320573
All right, probably something more like this. Whatever.
>>25320621
lmfao even that, you need steroids to get your muscles that hard and big and strong
it just doesnt work like that natty. you cant have bulging biceps and round as fuck delts naturally
this is the kind of "bearmode" tht you might be able to get without the special sauce
>new semester Monday
>new qts to watch from a distance
watching qts becomes sad after a while
>tfw positive and optimistic about the new semester before it all inevitably becomes too hard and crashing down all at once
>>25321577
Yeah, but thats every semester isnt it?
Just need to fix them study habits
Now that this board is confirmed for dead, where should robots go that want to escape the NEET/Wagekek shitposting and the mentally ill tranny and cuck threads?
>>25320508
reddit time
We should actually stage a takeover of Reddit. Spout the most insipid drivel you can devise, act like stereotypical Reddit, gain a high ranking position, then the Purge will begin. Shape Reddit into the new 4chan, and begin the new age.
>>25321051
>gain a high ranking position,
nigga what?
>finally start talking to people again
>a 7/10 wants to hook up with me when winter break is over, was flirting with me intensely over text and snapchat
>horny as fuck, jerk off to the thought of it all
>suddenly get really scared and embarrassed after climax, don't even want to talk to her anymore
WHY AM I LIKE THIS WHY DID GOD DO THIS TO ME I HAVE A CHANCE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OH MY GOD.
>>25320499
Do it. I command you. Be her little sex slave. You exist to satisfy her.
>>25320532
NO SHE WANTS ME TO BE DOMINANT BUT I DON'T EVEN WANT TO LIKE HOOK UP.
I'M GONNA GO, GET MY DICK SUCKED, CUM AND THEN SPERG OUT AND ITS GOING TO BE TERRIBLE.
>>25320499
fap to IR porn, and then start talking to her again.
Are you a reverse rapist senpai?
>>25320484
kek
point out to women that all robots have been reverse-raped
That's actually a real thing. If you refuse sex with your wife it counts as domestic abuse.
K
E
K
>>25320525
ultimate double standard
Any robots in Europe? Feeling excluded from this board since fucking everyone is from america.
Czechfag here. Whenever we have a czech thread everyone starts talking about drugs.
>>25320379
I'm in Germanyout of states for break
>>25320448
Where in Germany exactly? Close to the Netherlands?
What's really happening whenever you see that frog posted.
You faggots that just got here maybe don't realize we were using it "first"
How about we make use of this thread and someone photoshop the mask fred is holding into Sad Pepe's head, and the thing into the standard reddit alien. Cant on mobile
>>25322143
That's great. I'll try.
>Girls adapt their reproduction strategies based on their fathers. It's all about evolution, always.
>Dead/absent father: I live in a hostile environment, I must reproduce quickly and with males who are aggressive and strong enough to survive in a hostile environment (in modern society that mean thugs).
>Beta but present father: My father is OK but I am confused about what I want because I don't admire him at all, he is my mother's bitch so I guess I will look for a submissive...
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>>25320363
old but gold green text
>>25320363
True desu famalam
There was a study released awhile back that found girls who don't have their biological fathers in their lives actually enter puberty up to two years earlier on average than those who grow up with their biological father.
Stepfather didn't influence it at all, it's biological or nothing. Also it's interesting to note that malnourished women are much more likely to have female children, because even biologically inferior females can reliably reproduce while a weak son would be a genetic dead end.
Basically all women have daddy issues while all...
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What are your New Years Eve plans, bros?
Normie almost chad friends invited me out, presumably to a nightclub (I'm in college). Should I go?
I hate the idea of the effort, having to wait for it to be late and getting a bus in and all the effort that goes along with it.
Plz help should I go or pretend I'm doing something else and make cozy at home?
Anyone out there?
>>25320409
Im staying cozy at home drinking beer and playing vidya/browsing 4chan. For you it sounds like going out is a hassle.
Who here plays an instrument?
What is it and was it worth the effort?
Saxophone and guitar
It's pretty worth it
As a child I always wanted to learn piano but mum did not let me, erry time she said that guitar is what boy should learn
No I spent years learning 2 instruments and it felt like a shit chore the whole time and I only learned how to play other people's shit
Started producing and actually make my own shit now and it doesn't feel like an ungodly chore anymore and I can do it anywhere from my laptop
>cousin comes over for Christmas
>my dad gets a tablet
>he doesn't use the internet for much outside of cnn and YouTube videos sometimes
>cousin is basically reddit in human form
>explains to my dad how to use reddit, how to make an account, upvote, etc
>dad starts talking about things he read on Reddit a few days later
>he's been sitting on his tablet a lot and occasionally says shit like "upvoted!" or "this guy needs Reddit gold"
My dad's alpha as fuck but it hurts to see him this way. I hate my cousin for bringing him to this; I can only watch as reddit takes hold of any remaining respect I had for my father.
Show him /r9k/. That should get him back to his roots.
>>25320317
well you missed your chance to convince your dad to be beta like his son by not introducing him to /r9k/
you could've been living a life where you'd hear him in the other room saying,
REEEEEE
BTFO Roastie!
Cuck!
and calling you senpai
>>25320376
>My dad's alpha as fuck
sounds like he doesn't belong here
You know what would be a great tool to have on this page -- the tools you need to start programming C#. I am not a robot, fuck C#
Well if you can't even google "C# IDE" then you probably aren't gonna be a good programmer.
>>25320276
Take a class then. Why are you even trying to learn a programming language if you have no education or workplace training?
Learn JavaScript instead. Way easier to get started. You only need a browser, and later on, a text editor.
And you can more easily share your works with the supportive community of r9k or /g/.
I am so fucking boring. I have no ideas, I have no desires, no motivation.
I am an empty worthless waste. I would give anything for some sort of
neurosis or obsession. Even if I was just passionate about masturbating
or television. Anything. I am dying here with no fight. Help me.
Yeah. That is how I am, I don't care about anything. I wish I could at least be weeb with yellow fever. I use to have yellow fever, fun times.
>>25320245
>tfw sensitive male
>tfw reproductive failure
exercise senpai
no one is interesting
no one is boring, people get that way through what they choose to do and even then they can't always be 10/10 interesting all the time, nor 10/10 boring all the time. force yourself to do things until it feels normal tbqhwy
>be KV
>actually get invited to new years party
>apparently there's a qt who finds me attractive
I at least want to level up from a KV to just a V on the night. But how the fuck do you even make out with a girl? Do you just open and close your mouth over and over? What do you do with your tongue? If you close your mouth while hers is open won't yours just fall into hers and fuck everything up? Do you have to time it together?
I really don't want to fuck my shit up.
If you're that shitty of a kisser just let her lead
Brush your teeth and mouthwash before you go to the party
>>25320214
Start with just a kiss man, let her do the work and just mirror what she does and everything will be fine, friend. Just focus on getting to that point and DONT PUSS OUT
>>25320214
>Do you just open and close your mouth over and over?
Sure, if your name is Tommy Wiseau
So we we failed academically, we can't make money, we are undesirable to the opposite sex, our own families regard us as losers.
Any constructive ideas about what we should do?
only one thing we can do
>>25320179
obviously just keep doing what you've been doing
shitposting and self lamenting have worked so fucking well
>>25320179
Hey I got a bachelor's degree.