Guys i seriously fucked up. One of my friends is dead because of what i did
>>25323277
So what did you do then?
>>25323277
>greentext now
THISISANORIGINAL LLLLLL
bl dickhead
Who /Irish/ here? Get in here, lads.
Conas ata tu bud?
>>>/int/
The britfags are a big enough source of cancer.
Dont try to copy them. You're better than this,
>>25323602
I'm grand, man. Sorry, I'm actually totally useless at Irish, which is weird for a patriot, but I digress. What about you, anon?
I just fucking want to die.
No no no please
>>25323246
And that makes you special how exactly?
>>25323246
Same, life is pain. Why my parents thought life was worth living I'll never know.
>tfw paraplegic
>>25323209
What's it like, anon? I'd hate to be a paraplegic. I can't even imagine how limited my life would become. Sorry if I offended you or anything, that wasn't my intention.
how are you posting this?
>>25323209
Whats your age/gender?
How long ago were you paralyzed?
How did it happen?
Hello my name a shower I'm going to do it today. I come from China today is the day I get back have my co worker calling me Asian gluten
What? What does this mean?
Nice what temp do you keep your meem folder
>>25323200
I hit Chad nice today
>literally a movie about a black guy looking for a gold digger opportunity and a black woman that trades her body for money
>people are mad because "muh melanin"
>the conclusion is that the black guy reforms himself and dedicates himself to supporting and marrying a woman and then getting a job
Are you fucking serious
>>25323165
I didn't see it, but desu I should have. Disney doesn't produce enough traditional animation these days, and ever since they gave the bid for animating the Frozen movie from the traditional animation department to the 3D department, it seems like the 3D trend isn't gonna slow down.
>>25323226
Or they make live action stuff. It's fine that Disney does this, and they've always had live action films, but now they're just remaking serious, live action versions of old films like Snow White and Alice in Wonderland. They're making a live action Jungle Book now too.
To be honest, I haven't seen any of these live action remakes, so I don't know if they're any good, but it just seems lazy to me.
>>25323450
you would think they might build in some quality after star wars $$$$
What would r9k do?
I'm a little drunk and want to go out.
Last time I went to the local pub I went on a /pol/ tier rant about Immigrant and almost fucked a 60 year old.
I feel like I'm probably not welcome there anymore.
>>25323124
Might be different people there
>>25323124
DUDE ALCOHOL HAHA
Depends where you live. In the city, just go out for a walk, see what's going on, don't worry about looking like a creep no one's going to think badly of you as long as you're student-aged.
>Sex
I do not want a gf for sex. I find the act of sex revolting and vaginas are unsightly. I've had nightmares that were nothing but sexual images which woke me up by turning on my gag reflex. I also have a fear of intimacy and would be unable to take the reigns in a sexual situation, causing her respect for me to decrease over time. No woman wants a needy or inexperienced man.
>fun
A gf would not be fun. As I understand it, they are demanding and volatile. Sure, a quiet and reserved girl would be nice to have around, but that would require you to be comfortable as the center of attention as all women are attracted to narcissism and charisma. You would have to be talking all the time to fill the vacuum and keep her attention.
>savior fantasy
I have no illusions that women are capable of the slightest noble or selfless act.
>validation/obligation
A bit of this, but I have come to accept that people's expectations of me will likely dissipate with time.
>depseration
I am desperate for human affection, but the infograph is right in that desperation is repulsive. This may be the first item that hits somewhat close to home.
>purity fantasy
This. Virginity is first on the list of requirements.
>love fantasy
Let's be honest, this only applies to the most immature and autistic posters on r9k. That said, I do indulge in this fantasy from time to time, but I never have any delusions about it becoming reality. Women are loveless creatures.
>feeling unworthy
It's true. I cannot connect with other people and I have never made eye contact with a girl, let alone spoken to one. I am the lowest of the low.
>insecurity
effeminate, failure, needy, fearful, anxious, failure, immature, mistrusting, failure, failure, failure, failure, failure, failure, failure
>you never try
I never try
>deformity
nope
>don't want one
not in the sense that you mean
>boring life
true
Whoever made that image is immature.
I've grown out of my being infuriated with /r9k/ phase, because I realized I don't need to validate myself by putting down those less fortunate. Whoever made this image apparently
hasn't.
>>25323098
>sex
yes
>fun
no
>savior fantasy
yes
>validation/obligation
yes
>desperation
no
>purity fantasy
sort of
>love fantasy
no
>feeling unworthy
no
>insecurity
some
>you never try
i've...
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>>25323098
I want to fuck vaginas but I'm not overly fond of looking at them
Hi robots. I decided to start making youtube videos today. if there are any youtube robots here like and subscribe and il return the favor
https://youtu.be/XYNmoYcMBn0
Your profile picture screams "I suck cocks for a living"
Might make a tech channel
>>25323039
>>25323341
>>25323520
Those threads are so pathetic
It surprise me to see what people would do for attention
Nobody cares about your nationality
Nobody cares about who you are
Nobody cares about how you look
Nobody cares about your shit taste in mainstream jewish production of media
Nobody cares about your virtual pathetic attributes
You are not important enough to distribute...
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Need an idea to create and invent something
>Something with electronics
>Something using mechanics or physics
Want to spend time designing and making something to pass the holiday
>Inb4 robot gf
>>25323009
wow very cute and pretty, I wonder if she would let me kiss her on the lips
>>25323315
You will never hold and make love to someone as genetically perfect as her
>>25323009
>>25323367
who is that trouser arouser? original desu familie
Had a dream in which I met a girl that was basically autistic and she was perfect in every way
>blonde
>slim
>B cup tits
>5'7"
>very into old school video games
>would almost completely ignore me, but let me fondle her while she played
>extremely taciturn
Does a girl like this exist? Are my expectations just too high?
kek, bro the only girl who would settle for you is 175 lbs minimum, ugly, annoying, loud, dumb, and a huge pain in the ass
>>25322951
only in anime
>>25322951
>Girl ignores you but lets you fondle her while she plays video games
That's why it's called a dream OP, because women this perfect can't exist.
Fellow robots and cyborgs, I have managed to infiltrate a chad lair and can provide a rare insight into the average daily chad life.
>~1000 Chad rises from his slumber and goes for a run
>~1100 Chad returns from first round of exercise, showers, eats breakfast (massive omelette, green tea), watches tv shows/movies while laying on the couch and texting people, I assume stacies
>~1400 after doing nothing for several hours Chad stirs again, consuming his pre-workout then heading to the...
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STOP SPYING ON ME STEVE
we'll be waiting for future updates
>>25322910
>>why even live
CHAD is unaware of the grievances of lesser beings
>NEET v Wagecuck
CHAD enjoys his job and reaches self-fullfilment very early
>SUP R9K U SMOKE? WEED THREAD! STR8 PPL NOT ALLOWED CUS THEYRE GAY I SMOKE POT! HEY I SMOKE POT! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME! WHO /WEED/ HERE?
wooow... you smoke pot.. so does everyone else no one cares
Stop making this dumbass shit
I don't smoke weed.
>babbies think they're hot shit for smoking illegal marijuanas
>>25322873
r9k has no set topic faggot
if they can make threads about homos and tranny freaks then we can make weed threads
Spongebob scenes/frames thread
Make me kek
The first 3 seasons were amazing, then it went to shit.
>>25323019
No shit, now post Spongebob
Where can I watch the full spongebob toons
> /fit/ is making fun of us
>>25322819
Because Goo Lagoon isn't actually water.
It's goo.
>>25322819
I'm fairly sure physics would find some parametres of fluids which would allow chemically different water to form such surface currents.
Okay?
It's natural to make fun of whoever's lower than you on the totem pole
We make fun of 9gag and Redditfags, don't we?